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Teacher jaat student se: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani?


Jaat :(apne aap se) ib ya kya sawal hua ?


then he says: madam answer hai 80 ltrs.


Teacher: u are right. tumhe kaise pata?







jaat: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.


 
nishantrathi82 said:
Teacher jaat student se: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me kitna pani?


Jaat :(apne aap se) ib ya kya sawal hua ?


then he says: madam answer hai 80 ltrs.


Teacher: u are right. tumhe kaise pata?







jaat: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.
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ye cover page par shayad tumhara photo nahi hai kyunki aaj hamare ghar me bhindi ki sabji bani thi................................hahahahah
 
hahahaha aur moni ne aaj ye pahli post likhi hai kyunki humare ghar aaj bathvve ka raita bana tha
monidahiya said:
ye cover page par shayad tumhara photo nahi hai kyunki aaj hamare ghar me bhindi ki sabji bani thi................................hahahahah
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ritu said:
hahahaha aur moni ne aaj ye pahli post likhi hai kyunki humare ghar aaj bathvve ka raita bana tha
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Ritu ji, mene bahut koshish ki is bathvve ko doondh ne ki yahan pe...per munjhe kisi desi dookan per bhi nahi dikhai diya.....aapke usa mei milta hai. I am asking this question seriously, no kidding.
Sorry guys for being out of topic.
thanks.
 
ye aapko kisi dukan pe nahi milega kyunki ye weed hai.me to lakko ke custom alla te achar me mila ke beej le ayyi thi aur ugga liyye yaha par.ebb koi meri shikayat nakar diyo . na to bathhave gel mane bhi weed ki trahiya desh te kad dege ye gorre.:)
ygulia said:
Ritu ji, mene bahut koshish ki is bathvve ko doondh ne ki yahan pe...per munjhe kisi desi dookan per bhi nahi dikhai diya.....aapke usa mei milta hai. I am asking this question seriously, no kidding.
Sorry guys for being out of topic.
thanks.
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ab bhindi ki sabzi chawal gel to khayyi na ja to roti hi banni hoggi.vaise moni k akhuch bera nahi...ya to pizza gel bhi bhinndi kha sake hai
nishantrathi82 said:
Hohohohoh ye cover par mere he photo hai kyoke aaj apke ghar me bhindi ke sabje k sath roti bhi bane hai:D
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Golgappe ke paani me rasgulle daal ke khaane ka maja bhi kuch aur hi hai ....... aur ye mujhe isliye pata hai kyonki aaj hamaare yaha lehsun ki sabji ke saath doodh ke paraamthe bane hain ...... :eek: ....
 
ritu said:
hahahaha aur moni ne aaj ye pahli post likhi hai kyunki humare ghar aaj bathvve ka raita bana tha
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Ritu ji agar USA me ho to bathuvva ne bhool jaao or pizza burger ke goon ga . Mein aaj hi baadi ( Narma = cotton ) mein te Bathuua tod ke laya su .
 
ritu said:
ye aapko kisi dukan pe nahi milega kyunki ye weed hai.me to lakko ke custom alla te achar me mila ke beej le ayyi thi aur ugga liyye yaha par.ebb koi meri shikayat nakar diyo . na to bathhave gel mane bhi weed ki trahiya desh te kad dege ye gorre.:)
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tht was yr last laugh !
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its butter chicken on the platter today :p:D
 
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Aloo ke Khait main

Batoo nahi mila to intzaar kar le , Aloo ke khait main ghna hota hai bas Dec ka intzaar karle, nahi to khurti ( Gwar ki phali ki sabjji kha lio)

ritu ji nachhe banati hai

ritu said:
ye aapko kisi dukan pe nahi milega kyunki ye weed hai.me to lakko ke custom alla te achar me mila ke beej le ayyi thi aur ugga liyye yaha par.ebb koi meri shikayat nakar diyo . na to bathhave gel mane bhi weed ki trahiya desh te kad dege ye gorre.:)
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shwetadhaka said:
Golgappe ke paani me rasgulle daal ke khaane ka maja bhi kuch aur hi hai ....... aur ye mujhe isliye pata hai kyonki aaj hamaare yaha lehsun ki sabji ke saath doodh ke paraamthe bane hain ...... :eek: ....
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Wah wah Shweta g kya gazab ka combination hai ye sirf aap he soch sakte thee hum tuchh munushyo ke soch itne unche kaha hai :D
 
acha to tum hi ho jo bathhave ke beej ke esmanglari karti ho.......arr vo bhi bina customs duty diye..............theek hai eb aaye india main.............mann barra lag gya tera ........bahoot rayta ka bijnass kar rakha hai USA main..........main chalvaoga thara bijnass...........

ritu said:
ye aapko kisi dukan pe nahi milega kyunki ye weed hai.me to lakko ke custom alla te achar me mila ke beej le ayyi thi aur ugga liyye yaha par.ebb koi meri shikayat nakar diyo . na to bathhave gel mane bhi weed ki trahiya desh te kad dege ye gorre.:)
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vipin said:
acha to tum hi ho jo bathhave ke beej ke esmanglari karti ho.......arr vo bhi bina customs duty diye..............theek hai eb aaye india main.............mann barra lag gya tera ........bahoot rayta ka bijnass kar rakha hai USA main..........main chalvaoga thara bijnass...........
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Kuyn bhai aapke customs department ke informer ho................
 
lagja ga tanne bhi pata...........ke main informer hu ya informer ka bap................jab aao ge es bar to main hi miluga passenger cheaking per..............IGI per..............manne lagge sai ke tanne esne rayta de diya dekhe ...jab hi eski himat main bol rahe ho...........joginder bhai
quote=ygulia;177028]Kuyn bhai aapke customs department ke informer ho................[/quote]
 
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