Jaat ar Dimaag

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saharan1628

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Ek be ek jaat dukhi ho gya yo soch ke ak log nu kyun kahwe hain ak mhaare me dimaag na hota...
Nue sochta sochta wo ek bidi-cigratte aali dukaan pe gya ar uste bola ak bhai yo ke rola se? log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota?

dukaan aala bola:abhi batata hun..nue bta ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?

jaat sochan laaga ar bola bhai manne na bera...

dukaan aala: baawlibooch dusra mai rha..dukaan mai

jaat: accha...to ye rola tha.
jaat ghar jaate hi saare parivaar aalan ne bula lai hai ar keh hai ki manne bera paat gya ak log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota...

Thaam nue batao ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?
parivaar aale sochan laag gye ar saare bole ak humne na bera..

jaat bola arre dimaagiyon....dusra woh rha,bidi-cigratte aali dukaan mai
 
Saharan1628 said:
Ek be ek jaat dukhi ho gya yo soch ke ak log nu kyun kahwe hain ak mhaare me dimaag na hota...
Nue sochta sochta wo ek bidi-cigratte aali dukaan pe gya ar uste bola ak bhai yo ke rola se? log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota?

dukaan aala bola:abhi batata hun..nue bta ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?

jaat sochan laaga ar bola bhai manne na bera...

dukaan aala: baawlibooch dusra mai rha..dukaan mai

jaat: accha...to ye rola tha.
jaat ghar jaate hi saare parivaar aalan ne bula lai hai ar keh hai ki manne bera paat gya ak log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota...

Thaam nue batao ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?
parivaar aale sochan laag gye ar saare bole ak humne na bera..

jaat bola arre dimaagiyon....dusra woh rha,bidi-cigratte aali dukaan mai
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हा हा हाहाहा, यो तो जाट ने घना दीमाग लगा दिया ...
 
Saharan1628 said:
Ek be ek jaat dukhi ho gya yo soch ke ak log nu kyun kahwe hain ak mhaare me dimaag na hota...
Nue sochta sochta wo ek bidi-cigratte aali dukaan pe gya ar uste bola ak bhai yo ke rola se? log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota?

dukaan aala bola:abhi batata hun..nue bta ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?

jaat sochan laaga ar bola bhai manne na bera...

dukaan aala: baawlibooch dusra mai rha..dukaan mai

jaat: accha...to ye rola tha.
jaat ghar jaate hi saare parivaar aalan ne bula lai hai ar keh hai ki manne bera paat gya ak log nue kyun maane hain ak mhaare mai dimaag na hota...

Thaam nue batao ak agar hum do bhai se or ek mumbai mai se to dusra kit sai?
parivaar aale sochan laag gye ar saare bole ak humne na bera..

jaat bola arre dimaagiyon....dusra woh rha,bidi-cigratte aali dukaan mai
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Non jaat Joke ...................Daaki Chamara alli Ker di................
 
naveenmalik90 said:
chutkla to thik tha................... fer isme jaat ki jagah srdaar ya chamaar likhdyo ar
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एक सरदार जी चक्कर खा गया । उसकी समझ में नहीं आ रहा था कि अगर मेरी बहन के दो भाई हैं, तो फिर मेरा एक ही भाई क्यों है ?

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Thx for your replies...I still consider it to be a jaat joke...and I do not hold anything against chamaars and harijans..so for me its not like that ki jisme thodi si besti ho ya slur ho to usme chamaaron ka naam likh ko..Laughing at yourself is the hardest and best thing..
I also in one of my previous quote somewhere wrote that dunno why the monopoly of not having a brain is with sardaars' only...Jaat budhi is the most empty,most effective,most dangerous and most un-predictable one and I love it this way..
Ram RAM
 
उसकी माँ गश खा कै ना पड़ी के ....हा हा हा हा हा अर्र बाबू लठ था कै ना भाज्या
 
चुटकले तै फ़ालतू तो आपकी ये फुन्झङ सी स्वाद सा दे दिया करें
dndeswal said:
एक सरदार जी चक्कर खा गया । उसकी समझ में नहीं आ रहा था कि अगर उसकी बहन के दो भाई हैं, तो फिर मेरा एक ही भाई क्यों है ?

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hahhaahhahahahaha nsah tha diya tere joke ne..........
hahahahahhaa bot badiya bhai...........
uski maa bhi sochan lagi hogi ki yo dusra kad paida hoya bidi bechaniya,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
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