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satyenderdeswal

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Ek basr ek haryane ka aadmi videsh chalya gaya..
udey usne ek tota dekhya..
wo roj malik ne jagaya karta nue kah ke ek"Sir, Please wake up.u have to go to work"
Jaat raaji..kharid lyaya us tottey ne.Bolya hum bhi angreji sun ke utheyngey roj..

Thodey dina baad tota tadkey jagave se us ne rukka mar ke ek "saley..mar gya ek jeeve se.khadya ho..khet main gad le.hal ke tera babbu chalavega udey"..:rock

P.S...Rakesh bhai..baksh diye isnei...
 
satyenderdeswal said:
Ek basr ek haryane ka aadmi videsh chalya gaya..
udey usne ek tota dekhya..
wo roj malik ne jagaya karta nue kah ke ek"Sir, Please wake up.u have to go to work"
Jaat raaji..kharid lyaya us tottey ne.Bolya hum bhi angreji sun ke utheyngey roj..

Thodey dina baad tota tadkey jagave se us ne rukka mar ke ek "saley..mar gya ek jeeve se.khadya ho..khet main gad le.hal ke tera babbu chalavega udey"..:rock

P.S...Rakesh bhai..baksh diye isnei...
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haaa.haaa....
English sikhan me to usne kai saal laag gye honge prr jaat k saath reh ke 2-4 din me hi uski bhasha sikha li vo b porri kasooti....
bhadiya hai Deswal ji!
 
satyenderdeswal said:
Ek basr ek haryane ka aadmi videsh chalya gaya..
udey usne ek tota dekhya..
wo roj malik ne jagaya karta nue kah ke ek"Sir, Please wake up.u have to go to work"
Jaat raaji..kharid lyaya us tottey ne.Bolya hum bhi angreji sun ke utheyngey roj..

Thodey dina baad tota tadkey jagave se us ne rukka mar ke ek "saley..mar gya ek jeeve se.khadya ho..khet main gad le.hal ke tera babbu chalavega udey"..:rock

P.S...Rakesh bhai..baksh diye isnei...
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rakaa-007 ,saachi-a bakash diye ihney-badhiyaas chutkalaa s bhai.bhaai
 
Videsh janiye kheta mein ke doke lenge?
tu ja rehya tha ke videsh?

kasoota joke lyaya

le ponaek to yu rehya

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?26918-pher-bhi-series-...Gera-ga-key

pher bhi series ...Gera ga key
Ek ek aadmi tota(parrot) kharidon bazar chala ja sai. udey usne ek tota pasand aa ja sai to dukandar tai poochai Ek bhai is tote ki key khasiyat sai. Dukandar us tote ki ek tang kheench de sai to tota bolya " good morning" u smanas ko wo tota bada pasand aaya aur wo kharid liya. AAgle din subah wo aadmi uth kai tote ki ek tang kheench de sai to tota bolya "Good Morning" eb us aadmi nai sochi le doosri bhi kheench kai dhekhu to shayad yo aur badhiya baat kahawaga. Usne tota ki doosri tang bhi kheench do .......Tota Bolya " arrey Bhootani ke gerya ga key"


tere aale tein chokha hai
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bhai rakesh ne te Satyender gel kati tote ala kaam kar diya...sach main rakaa-007

rakeshsehrawat said:
Videsh janiye kheta mein ke doke lenge?
tu ja rehya tha ke videsh?

kasoota joke lyaya

le ponaek to yu rehya

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?26918-pher-bhi-series-...Gera-ga-key

pher bhi series ...Gera ga key
Ek ek aadmi tota(parrot) kharidon bazar chala ja sai. udey usne ek tota pasand aa ja sai to dukandar tai poochai Ek bhai is tote ki key khasiyat sai. Dukandar us tote ki ek tang kheench de sai to tota bolya " good morning" u smanas ko wo tota bada pasand aaya aur wo kharid liya. AAgle din subah wo aadmi uth kai tote ki ek tang kheench de sai to tota bolya "Good Morning" eb us aadmi nai sochi le doosri bhi kheench kai dhekhu to shayad yo aur badhiya baat kahawaga. Usne tota ki doosri tang bhi kheench do .......Tota Bolya " arrey Bhootani ke gerya ga key"


tere aale tein chokha hai
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:boxingprastut kiye gaye tuchkule ka merey tuchkule ke sath koi link hi nahi bana..
per chunki raka ne itni mehnat ki hai to usey tota le kar santawana karni hogi....

ar bhai aajkal bhaterey jaat se videsha main...:pek chakkar to main bhi maar e aaya...ar bhai dokkey bhi le e lyun su chhuttiyan main kheta main bhi...:cool:
 
satyenderdeswal said:
:boxingprastut kiye gaye tuchkule ka merey tuchkule ke sath koi link hi nahi bana..
per chunki raka ne itni mehnat ki hai to usey tota le kar santawana karni hogi....

ar bhai aajkal bhaterey jaat se videsha main...:pek chakkar to main bhi maar e aaya...ar bhai dokkey bhi le e lyun su chhuttiyan main kheta main bhi...:cool:
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kati nu-kaanu toh naa thaa par ,par ibb baat yaa s ak rakaa ne aapni bhi raakh li er teri bhi raakh di .
 
satyenderdeswal said:
:boxingprastut kiye gaye tuchkule ka merey tuchkule ke sath koi link hi nahi bana..
per chunki raka ne itni mehnat ki hai to usey tota le kar santawana karni hogi....

ar bhai aajkal bhaterey jaat se videsha main...:pek chakkar to main bhi maar e aaya...ar bhai dokkey bhi le e lyun su chhuttiyan main kheta main bhi...:cool:
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Chokha bhai bera na tha ya teri aapbeeti hai
 
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