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JAAT KA DIMAG
A Jaat walks into a bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Jaat: I am going to India for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.


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Bank officer: We need security for the loan.​
The Jaat hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.
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The bank officer pays him the money. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's garage.
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As the Jaat leaves, bank employees enjoy a good laugh at the Jaat for using a $250,000 Ferrari as security against a $5,000 loan.
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Two weeks later, the Jaat returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest of $15.41.
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Loan Officer: We are a little puzzled. You are a multi millionaire and have a Ferrari. Why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
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Jaat: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return ?

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Ah, the mind of the Jaat...
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This was real story of Vijaya Malya, Please do not forge some truth on the name of humor, Peoples on JL knows a lot about things.
 
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what about time spent, processing fee, lawyer fee and then pay discharge fee, lawyer fee and warehouse charges too?

I do not think an intelligent JAT will do it.

bhupenderkhalsa said:
JAAT KA DIMAG
A Jaat walks into a bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Jaat: I am going to India for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.



Bank officer: We need security for the loan.
The Jaat hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.

The bank officer pays him the money. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's garage.

As the Jaat leaves, bank employees enjoy a good laugh at the Jaat for using a$250,000 Ferrari as security against a$5,000 loan.

Two weeks later, the Jaat returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest of $15.41.

Loan Officer: We are a little puzzled. You are a multi millionaire and have a Ferrari. Why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?

Jaat: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return ?


Ah, the mind of the Jaat...
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May be 800, no bank in north america is foolish to give these services. I will say rather loan charges for services are cheaper in India in comparison to North America.
Bhai North America mei tau bank sabh sei bade lutere hai.............

SumitJattan said:
Sir ... uska credit score 750 se upar hoga
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कोए माल्या बतावे स ... कोए नकली.... कोए प्रूफ मांगे स......थम ने इस जोक की रे रे माटी कर दी...... मजाक की बात थी मजाक में इ जाण दयो.... मजाक आले तागे में भी serious होए रहंगे जानू तो PhD करेंगे इस जोक पे..... हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
 
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A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"

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bhupenderkhalsa said:
JAAT KA DIMAG
A Jaat walks into a bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Jaat: I am going to India for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.


​
Bank officer: We need security for the loan.​
The Jaat hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.
​
The bank officer pays him the money. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's garage.
​
As the Jaat leaves, bank employees enjoy a good laugh at the Jaat for using a$250,000 Ferrari as security against a$5,000 loan.
​
Two weeks later, the Jaat returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest of $15.41.
​
Loan Officer: We are a little puzzled. You are a multi millionaire and have a Ferrari. Why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
​
Jaat: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return ?

​
Ah, the mind of the Jaat...
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sahi rog kat diye na to ek din ke 10-20 dollar lag jate
 
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bhupenderkhalsa said:
JAAT KA DIMAG
A Jaat walks into a bank in New York and meets the loan officer.
Jaat: I am going to India for two weeks and need to borrow $5,000.


​
Bank officer: We need security for the loan.​
The Jaat hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari as security.
​
The bank officer pays him the money. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's garage.
​
As the Jaat leaves, bank employees enjoy a good laugh at the Jaat for using a$250,000 Ferrari as security against a$5,000 loan.
​
Two weeks later, the Jaat returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest of $15.41.
​
Loan Officer: We are a little puzzled. You are a multi millionaire and have a Ferrari. Why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?
​
Jaat: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return ?

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Ah, the mind of the Jaat...
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amankadian said:
sahi rog kat diye na to ek din ke 10-20 dollar lag jate
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re Jhkoiyo,,,
nyu batao manne,, jun sa FERRARI le ray sai ,, wo k sadak pe e sota hoga...ko chhota mota bangla hoga,,susri ne ude khadi kar k chalya jawe ho...!!!!
15-20 $ bi na laagde..!!!
 
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