Jaat ka poultry farm

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1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p

 
malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p
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aahha.......mazza sa aagaya.......ib to murgee bhi mithi golian kaya karengee..........
 
Really nice joke........:rock:rock
malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p
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Pichle 20 saalan te ye bichari murgi 5-5 ke sikkan me bhaloi jan lag ri sain... arr koi inka bhi kharcha paani badha dyo....
malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p
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aryasatyadev said:
Pichle 20 saalan te ye bichari murgi 5-5 ke sikkan me bhaloi jan lag ri sain... arr koi inka bhi kharcha paani badha dyo....
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:D:D:D:DAapki baat pe dhyan diya ja ga Satya SIR ........PRANAB MUKHERJEE thai mail karoon hoon takaal prabhaav se akk ebbke BUDGET mein inn bechhari murgiyon ka bhi khyal rakhya jaye;):p
 
Na jiji....

malikseema said:
:D:D:D:DAapki baat pe dhyan diya ja ga Satya SIR ........PRANAB MUKHERJEE thai mail karoon hoon takaal prabhaav se akk ebbke BUDGET mein inn bechhari murgiyon ka bhi khyal rakhya jaye;):p
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Na jiji pockemoney na badioo......ye 21 century ke murge sai.....bigad gaye teh...kabboo meh nahi awenge......faltu paise teh...murgiya peh udawenge......matna badioo pocketmoney......:D
 
malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p
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Kai kasut bigdail murgi isi bhi pawengi ke 2-3 rupiye mein Red and white ki cigarette lengi aur bache rupiye ki centrefresh ki chewing gum..cigarette piiye paache chabaan khaatar...kuchh dina paacche kati sukh jyangi cigarette pee-peeke, lekin chal pher bhi marod aali rehagi inki, jyab inspector aake poochhega ki murgiyo thari is chal ki marrod ka ke raaj hai to kehengi.."Hum Red and White Peene waalon ki baat hi kuchh aur hai :rock" ..jeb karcha diyaan te jyub baalak bigad jyaan se te yeh te bechare murgi sain..
 
:D:D
vikasgulia said:
Kai kasut bigdail murgi isi bhi pawengi ke 2-3 rupiye mein Red and white ki cigarette lengi aur bache rupiye ki centrefresh ki chewing gum..cigarette piiye paache chabaan khaatar...kuchh dina paacche kati sukh jyangi cigarette pee-peeke, lekin chal pher bhi marod aali rehagi inki, jyab inspector aake poochhega ki murgiyo thari is chal ki marrod ka ke raaj hai to kehengi.."Hum Red and White Peene waalon ki baat hi kuchh aur hai :rock" ..jeb karcha diyaan te jyub baalak bigad jyaan se te yeh te bechare murgi sain..
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hahahhahahahahhahaha:D:D:D..........chutkule pe chutkula marr diya yo te guliya sahab:p:p;)
 
malikseema said:
:D:D
hahahhahahahahhahaha:D:D:D..........chutkule pe chutkula marr diya yo te guliya sahab:p:p;)
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:cool:Jyab pehalyaan ae ghee mein gyuch choorme pe aur ghee aur boora geran te swaaad duguna ho jya se to, chutkule pe chutkula ka bhi nyaara ae jiissa aawe hai.. Isliye seriees chaalu rahani chaiye, pher is thread ne chutkule ka encyclopedia banya denge.. :p
Lage raho.. Njoy
 
Ha ha ha ha 5-5 ka sikka...really nice joke Seema

malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p

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hi seema

kahoon na kahoon

thoda quality badha k quanitity kam kar do mharre jise bhi ekadi b padhan mein interest bana le seema

subhash balhara:mad:
 
spontaneous jat !

mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p....!

that's why people say "bawan buddhi baniya arr turat buddhi jat" :p
 
2-3 saal pahle padha tha jatland pe hi jab wo 10-10 Rs deve tha eb 5-5 ke sikke pe aagya..really inflation is going down....but whatever it is one of my favrt joke of all time.
 
budget ki maar se bhaisaab.....

nd-chora said:
2-3 saal pahle padha tha jatland pe hi jab wo 10-10 Rs deve tha eb 5-5 ke sikke pe aagya..really inflation is going down....but whatever it is one of my favrt joke of all time.
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.... kam te kam 5-5 ke sikke to mil re sain inne ebe taain....... thode dina main to yo jat inne katora thamaan aala sai... ar kaweaga.... jao or 5-5 ke sikke kathe karo.... ar bina liye aagiii to thara tandoori bana doonga :D:D:D
Mere bati murgi bhi sochte hoongi.... ki haamne khan ke naam pe to 500 bhi kharch kar den sain butter chicken pai........ par raw chicken ne 5 ka sikka bhi den ka tota sai.......:D:D:D
 
malikseema said:
1 baar ek jaat ka poultry farm tha........udde 1 baar inpection aala aa gaya...........to wo bola akk bata bhai inn murga ne ke ke khuvaya karre........te jaat bola ji akk dane,churra .
To wo INSPECTOR bolya ki bhai ye bhut kamjor hain...........agli baar aaoun te isse nahi paanne chhahiye...........madda dhyan rakhya kar inka.
thode dina pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya.............to jat te poocha bata bhai ........ke khuvaya karre eb inne................jat ne soccha akk ebb ki baar isste kimme badhiya se chiz kahoonga............to wo bola ki .
ispector sahab mein inn tahi ladoo,jalebi, arr mavve khuvaya karoon...........to inspector fer bolya bhai nue nahi innka dhyan rakhya kar.........agli baar aaoun te ye isse nahi paanne chhahiye.
thode din pacche wo INSPECTOR fer aaya....ebb jatt ne sochya akk issne te dukkhi kar liya aaj poochne de issne........fer ke tha..........INSPECTOR fer bolya akk jatt bhai ke khuvaya karre innhe..........tu jatt bolla ki ji
mein to inn tahi 5-5 ka sikka de ke kah diya karoon akk bhai aape kha lo jo thara jii kare........:p
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bebe jee sa aagaya ..tera chutkula pardke ...killi tham ey na rahi ..bhaut bardiya:rock:rock:rock:rock:D
 
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