Ek baar Sundu beth liya first class ke dibbe me.
Teen aadmi aur bethe the us cabin me.
Sundu bore horya tha bola bhai sab ne
lamba safar katana he kyu na apani apani
introduction chaalu karo Safar aachhi tariya
kat ja ga. baki bole theek hai
Introduction sharoo hui............
Phala aadmi bola.............
I am Brigadier(Rank of Army), I am married, I have three sons, all of them
are doctors
Dusra aadmi bola
I am also Brigadier, I am married, I have also three sons, but all of them
are engineers
Tisra bola
Fortunately I am also Brigadier,I am married too, I have three sons too, but
all of them are lawyers
eeb aaga Sundu ka number, Sundu preshan te pahla tha unki baat sun ke
angrezi me
Sundu bola meri be soon lo
I am not a Brigadier, I am not married, but I have three sons, and all of
them are Brigadiers......................
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Truck driver : Tau horn na sunnta ke?
Tau : Dahun thhaddhu sunna bhai
Driver : pher Side kyon na di?
Tau : Iss jhote ne boojh le Bhai.
Driver : Ya ke baat hui tau, Raash te tere hath mein se.
Tau : aagla konya manta raash ne...batta ke karoon.
Driver : Pher yo kyukar side de?
Tau : Ek be iss ke kan mein nyun keh de ,AKK JAMAI THODI SI SIDE DE DE NE."
Driver : Tau ya baat tu-hen keh de ne?
Tau : Side kisnne chahiye....TANNE ak MANNE
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ek be tau dilli chalya gaya. En delhi ka budda tau te bolya-bhiyya kaya me aap ko thodi si takleef de sakta hoon.
tau bolya- re bhaiyya hoga tera kaka(in haryana bhaiyya is used for bihari labour), ar takleef de ke ne dekh teri soud si bhar doon ga.
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एक बार एक स्कूल में मास्टर ने बच्चे से पुछा "क्यों रे राल्दू परसों क्यों नहीं आया स्कूल "
बच्चे ने बोला " मास्टर जी परसों मेरी माँ ने मेरा पाजामा धो दिया था इसी खातर परसों स्कूल नहीं आया "
मास्टर जी फिर पुछा " अरे काल भी नी आया तू "
बच्चे ने बोला " मास्टर जी काल मन्ने आपका पाजामा सूखता देखा मेंने पाजामा देख के छूट्टी कर ली "
Teen aadmi aur bethe the us cabin me.
Sundu bore horya tha bola bhai sab ne
lamba safar katana he kyu na apani apani
introduction chaalu karo Safar aachhi tariya
kat ja ga. baki bole theek hai
Introduction sharoo hui............
Phala aadmi bola.............
I am Brigadier(Rank of Army), I am married, I have three sons, all of them
are doctors
Dusra aadmi bola
I am also Brigadier, I am married, I have also three sons, but all of them
are engineers
Tisra bola
Fortunately I am also Brigadier,I am married too, I have three sons too, but
all of them are lawyers
eeb aaga Sundu ka number, Sundu preshan te pahla tha unki baat sun ke
angrezi me
Sundu bola meri be soon lo
I am not a Brigadier, I am not married, but I have three sons, and all of
them are Brigadiers......................
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Truck driver : Tau horn na sunnta ke?
Tau : Dahun thhaddhu sunna bhai
Driver : pher Side kyon na di?
Tau : Iss jhote ne boojh le Bhai.
Driver : Ya ke baat hui tau, Raash te tere hath mein se.
Tau : aagla konya manta raash ne...batta ke karoon.
Driver : Pher yo kyukar side de?
Tau : Ek be iss ke kan mein nyun keh de ,AKK JAMAI THODI SI SIDE DE DE NE."
Driver : Tau ya baat tu-hen keh de ne?
Tau : Side kisnne chahiye....TANNE ak MANNE
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ek be tau dilli chalya gaya. En delhi ka budda tau te bolya-bhiyya kaya me aap ko thodi si takleef de sakta hoon.
tau bolya- re bhaiyya hoga tera kaka(in haryana bhaiyya is used for bihari labour), ar takleef de ke ne dekh teri soud si bhar doon ga.
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एक बार एक स्कूल में मास्टर ने बच्चे से पुछा "क्यों रे राल्दू परसों क्यों नहीं आया स्कूल "
बच्चे ने बोला " मास्टर जी परसों मेरी माँ ने मेरा पाजामा धो दिया था इसी खातर परसों स्कूल नहीं आया "
मास्टर जी फिर पुछा " अरे काल भी नी आया तू "
बच्चे ने बोला " मास्टर जी काल मन्ने आपका पाजामा सूखता देखा मेंने पाजामा देख के छूट्टी कर ली "
