Jaat V/s Lalaji

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Ek be ek Jaat ka jungel hone gaya sath mein ek lalaji bhi baitha paya, Jab dono nibat ke jhod pe hath dhone laagge te Jaat ke ne sochi ke lalaji te pehle nahi uthna, inh ne unhe jat badnam kar raakhe sain ek ye hath hoth dhoven bhi k na, Ib lalaji nyun soche k jaat ke te pehle uthgya te kammal tariyan hath na dhue. Ib donun lagre chapa chap er donuoan ki ghar mein dhoodn padgi. Lalaji ka chora aya te lalaji bolya k beta dukan khol liye ar jai tame ghana ho ja te sanjh ne band bhi kar diye. Jaat ka bhi chora aya bhai te jaat bolya dekhe rae maine te abhi tame lagega tu ghar ne ja k JHOTTI ne aagye ki karwa laiye er BYA Ja jib aachi dhalan tail taal pya diye mera nahi bera kitna ak tame laag jya................................
Sunte hi lalaji khadya hogya arr bolya " Arr Jaat ka Jaat arr uut ka uut 9 - 9 mhinon ki shart nibhya karre.....
 
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tera ibbi na basta deekhtaa bhai..!! fer bhi kar ley koshish sii tey..!!
 
lalit9ahlawat said:
Ek be ek Jaat ka jungel hone gaya sath mein ek lalaji bhi baitha paya, Jab dono nibat ke jhod pe hath dhone laagge te Jaat ke ne sochi ke lalaji te pehle nahi uthna, inh ne unhe jat badnam kar raakhe sain ek ye hath hoth dhoven bhi k na, Ib lalaji nyun soche k jaat ke te pehle uthgya te kammal tariyan hath na dhue. Ib donun lagre chapa chap er donuoan ki ghar mein dhoodn padgi. Lalaji ka chora aya te lalaji bolya k beta dukan khol liye ar jai tame ghana ho ja te sanjh ne band bhi kar diye. Jaat ka bhi chora aya bhai te jaat bolya dekhe rae maine te abhi tame lagega tu ghar ne ja k JHOTTI ne aagye ki karwa laiye er BYA Ja jib aachi dhalan tail taal pya diye mera nahi bera kitna ak tame laag jya................................
Sunte hi lalaji khadya hogya arr bolya " Arr Jaat ka Jaat arr uut ka uut 9 - 9 mhinon ki shart nibhya karre.....
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bhai kasutta joke tha,,,,,,,hhahahaha:D :D , hass hass kai pet mai dard ho liya sai,,,,:p katai toh pehli baar suna sai,,,,,,,:p :confused:
fer eb nu bhi bata de yaa bandook kyun dikawai sai apne joke ki haange tahi taarif karwaan taahi yaa jatland pai kabzaa lena sai tanne:mad: :mad:
 
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