jaaton ke muskuraate chehre(photo comments)

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bhai yoh sur k braf mein lot maarn k je mein kyukar aagi, aer bhai dalal nu bata tu se k teri jannet ja gi k aavegi, sodha k se tu ?

aer ya makodi je apni photu badal le teh comment bhi mara ja, meine teh nu lage se pathar ki photu kheenche they par ya makodi chipat gi !!!:D
 
dahiyasaab said:
bhai yoh sur k braf mein lot maarn k je mein kyukar aagi, aer bhai dalal nu bata tu se k teri jannet ja gi k aavegi, sodha k se tu ?

aer ya makodi je apni photu badal le teh comment bhi mara ja, meine teh nu lage se pathar ki photu kheenche they par ya makodi chipat gi !!!
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hahahah bhai ankur top gear llaaa diya jama,,,,,,,,:D :D

arey oo boora khau,,, chuun key bayri....tera naam ANKUR kis ney dhar diya ?? khasam ib tu ankur koni ,,, puraaa pedda ho liya:D :p

tanney V.L.C.C aaley towwaan laag rahey sey...:D :D ,,, terey phottu apni add. mein dewengey....

BEFORE >>>>>> after ,,,,,,,,,,, tera fottu before mein chaapengey :p :D :p
 
sunitahooda said:
dangi sahab....aapne auran ki shakal sab ki badhiya lage sain....shakal te aapki bi theek thak si se....naak ki jagah naak, aankh ki jagah aankh...ar aadmiyan ki nishani moonchan ka bharota sa bi se....fer bi dukhi? ghani kaali na manya karte....aagle janam me ram ji suthri si chori bana ke paida karega...ib hans dyo...yo muh kyu bidka rakhya se....
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sunita tu issi laage sei jannu KOTRI tille pe baitha raakhi ho, nyu bhi na bera patata ke aadmi hei ya janawer, bas KOTRI ki dhaal aankh si chamken sei.
 
sare dhaal ke chasme la liye, toon te dikhta e na photu main

Keshav Dhaiya mere bhai ke lookh raha se manne te saare dhaal ke chasme la ke deekh liya toon te dahun dhaal dikhta e na is photu main
toon te mere yaar isa laage se jano hum sare tere jeeth baithe saan
theek sa phote te laa de mere yaar koe baat na comment e aaveinge na
:eek::cool::rolleyes::):eek:
 
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hahaha,, woh kattya rog keshav kasai ne,,
rr bahi keshav tu iss lage hai jannu tu apni nayi nayi bahu ne uske mayke te lata ho,, rr rah mein koi nalla(small kinda cannal) aa gaya ho,,rr tu te kood gya ho ,teri bahodiya reh gyi ho,,rr wah kehti ho akk ji manne b par kara do,, or tu akad ke khada ho gya ho rr kehta ho---> PEHLE EK BAR FUFA KEH DE FER NALA PAR KARAUNGA...:D :D :D
 
sunitahooda said:
Deswal sahab...ya baat sahi ni se....suddhi soon te jarur comment karna chahiye....why should my picture be deprived from your valuable comments....please comment...i really liked all writing comments...
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I am now writing in half Haryanavi and half English.

E Sunita, baawli, mein to galti se inn gapauddiyan ki paulli mey aa baitha - tu bhi kyookar raasta bhool key iss paulli mey pahunch gayi? Manney tey teri ya post aaj-ey dekhi sey. As you have stated, this is "my picture" and not "my photo" (ya photo kissi aur ki bi ho sakey sey). I have already commented that you look like sitting amidst a nice scenery. Umar mey mein aap bahut sarryon se badda hoon, isliye chhotton par ulte-seedhe comment karne se parhez kar raha hoon. But by imagination, I am commenting as under, since you have insisted (again, on this "picture", not you).

Ek gaam mein ek madaari aaya aur apni baandri ka khel dikhanne laga. Baandri ney blue dress pahan raakhi thi. Us madaari ki dugdugi (drum) ki awaaz sunn key bahut sare baalak uss baandri ka dance dekhann aa gaye. Ek oot chohre ney uss baandri ke paachhe pey latth de-maarya ar wah baandri bhaaz key gaam ke bahar chali gayi aur ak badde-se patther (stone) pey ja baithi !!!
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rr sunit hooda ji aap isse lago ho,, jannu koi bili jaddan(winter) mien seeth ki balti mien pad gayi ho or ibb dhoop mein baith ke nyu soochti ho ke suukh te jaangi par yo seeth ka rang kyukkar utrega,,(nyu nah bera seeth ka rang na chade,,)..:D
 
bhai fool
ya location kyo badal le.......... janet aagi k ar jimaya bhi kona........dhabi madi jalaybi a batwa deta............maryaar kati chala pad diya....... ar ib natthu k ghar k pass k karn lag rahya s jhakoi..............kday ghar bhi reh liya kar ... tai bat dekh ti hogii
ar dosri or saang mchwa rakha s DEV DHANDA ji n............pad lay bhai...

cheers.................
rock the World YOU r JAT
fool4love said:
ashok bhai ki.. mehssss ne katra diyaaa.... arrr sara gaam me kilki paat gaii.. ak us katre ki shakal ashok bhai te mileee see!!!!... ashok bhai ke choo uth gaya... ar nu sochaaa.. ak aaj photuu kichaa ke deekh ee lyaa.... aak gaam aale saachii ee kave seee...ak uueee mere katre ki bestii karan laag rahee see.....:D !!!.... ar aa gayee photu studiooooo
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Bhai Lalit...K to humne Haryanvi na padhni aawe...ke aap Jald-baaji mein they...Jama ghaas sa kaat diya bhai hade....

Aar fotu mein nyu dikhe se aak fars pe e rog kaatega....bottle ke le bhaaj le daaki khet kaanhi..... :D

PS : Bura na maaniye...laadle bhai ki nyu e thodi si khichayee karoon soon...

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bhai fool
ya location kyo bdal le.......... janet agi k ar jimay bhi kona........dabi madi jlabi ay ghwa dyta............maryaar kati chala pad diya....... ar ib natthu k ghar k pass k karn lag rahya s jhkoi..............kday khar bhi rliya kar ... tai bat dykh ti hogii
ar wha dosri or sang mja ragya s DEV DHANDA ji n............pad lay bhai...

cheers.................
rock the World YOU r JAT
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bhai anil jitni badya bolni away s otni badya haryanvi likhni na aati.........anyway i have checked my mistakes and tried to correct as much as possible..

Btw tu nu lagay s jukr bander ghoor ta ho........... koi hahahahahhahah:eek: :D :D :o :o :) :) :p :p

ke baat se bhai, laag se kame ghani ye bhoondi chori dikha di maa baap ne , budiya si phooke bathya se.

P : Bura na maaniye...buday(hahha) bhai ki nyu e thodi si khichayee karoon soon...arr suad lu su

anilsangwan said:
Bhai Lalit...K to humne Haryanvi na padhni aawe...ke aap Jald-baaji mein they...Jama ghaas sa kaat diya bhai hade....

Aar fotu mein nyu dikhe se aak fars pe e rog kaatega....bottle ke le bhaaj le daaki khet kaanhi..... :D

PS : Bura na maaniye...laadle bhai ki nyu e thodi si khichayee karoon soon...
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Deshwal sahab ka comment

Deswal sahab....thoda deemag pe jor de ke batao ak madaari ka bandar tha ak bandari...apki kameej bhi nilli (blue)se....kade balkaan ne confuse to ni kar re ho?


dndeswal said:
I am now writing in half Haryanavi and half English.

E Sunita, baawli, mein to galti se inn gapauddiyan ki paulli mey aa baitha - tu bhi kyookar raasta bhool key iss paulli mey pahunch gayi? Manney tey teri ya post aaj-ey dekhi sey. As you have stated, this is "my picture" and not "my photo" (ya photo kissi aur ki bi ho sakey sey). I have already commented that you look like sitting amidst a nice scenery. Umar mey mein aap bahut sarryon se badda hoon, isliye chhotton par ulte-seedhe comment karne se parhez kar raha hoon. But by imagination, I am commenting as under, since you have insisted (again, on this "picture", not you).

Ek gaam mein ek madaari aaya aur apni baandri ka khel dikhanne laga. Baandri ney blue dress pahan raakhi thi. Us madaari ki dugdugi (drum) ki awaaz sunn key bahut sare baalak uss baandri ka dance dekhann aa gaye. Ek oot chohre ney uss baandri ke paachhe pey latth de-maarya ar wah baandri bhaaz key gaam ke bahar chali gayi aur ak badde-se patther (stone) pey ja baithi !!!
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Arun Jatain ki fotu

Yo Arun kardi koshish me se ak Ya GHANTI jisi naak ar DHANUSH KAMAAN jise pasre hod honth kkyukare luk jan in kaale chashma te...shukar se chashme la liye na to aankh isi lagti janu paayan me BIWAAI paat ri ho...
 
Sangwan....

sangwan ki ke kahun....naakan ke jumbo jet ise laage sain ak je kise ne galti te engine chalu kar diya te ye aasman udari bhar lenge...ar aankh janu Dhundh me gadha lakhave se.....
 
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handsome_nashier said:
bhai fool
ya location kyo badal le.......... janet aagi k ar jimaya bhi kona........dhabi madi jalaybi a batwa deta............maryaar kati chala pad diya....... ar ib natthu k ghar k pass k karn lag rahya s jhakoi..............kday ghar bhi reh liya kar ... tai bat dekh ti hogii
ar dosri or saang mchwa rakha s DEV DHANDA ji n............pad lay bhai...

cheers.................
rock the World YOU r JAT
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bhai lalit... nu laage se janu tu naya naya LA me aaya... arrr kise ne ullu banavan khatar nu ke di... ak aade kho kho ka match hove gaa!!! aar lalit bhai iib tahi ure baithe see... is baat me ak .. kodbar koye aavega ar kho kahevee gaa....:D !!
 
dahiyasaab said:
bhai yoh sur k braf mein lot maarn k je mein kyukar aagi, aer bhai dalal nu bata tu se k teri jannet ja gi k aavegi, sodha k se tu ?

aer ya makodi je apni photu badal le teh comment bhi mara ja, meine teh nu lage se pathar ki photu kheenche they par ya makodi chipat gi !!!:D
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ankur bhai ne laage see.. cho me aake saare ...sur bhaja diye... nufryaam ho ke post kari see..:D !! aar.. bhai rahi baat saude ki.... JAT to isee ee soude hovee see!!... pahlyaa.. is kabjii... ka ilaag karva lyo... janet ke tension na lo... janet ke laado or bhi ghane seedhyaa kareee...:D
 
ha ha ha

bhot mazedaar thread sa chala rakhya sai. ek-ek post padke daat apne aap baajan laag jya sai....haste haste 4 bay is kursi-si pai tay main neechey pad liya hu .....ek bay inghen er ek bay unghen.

suaad aa gya aaaj tay. bhot badiya thread sai yo ......romte od naayi ney bhi padha doge tey vo bhi naachan laag jyaaga has-has.

andy sai kati...laagey raho ...main kimmey aur hasna chaahu su.

keep :-)ing,
$umit
 
Rupi bhai ebey ebey kirkit ka match sa khele tha....ut kimmey pange hoge. dosri party ney Rupi bhai key bhadaaaye-bhad bhadaaaye-bhad killi baja key baandar jise laal kar diye .....er jibbey yo neeche padya sai. eb uthey kookar....sabne bhed na laag jyaga :-)

er bhai Rupi va upperli side ki chepi-si utaran ney hori sai.....uney theek bal chipka lo kadey aapke saath saath vo cut-out sa bhi na pad jya.

Arun bhai, ghana hero tey bano mat ...humne sab nery bera sai aap yo 4 rapiye aaale nakli 'made in tibet' gaaagal laga rhye so...

bhai un rasgullya aale saude ka key huya jo gaala main bheech raakhey the......kimmey ras-rus bach ryha sai ek sukhya ney daab rhye so :-) eb chatorepan ki bhi had hove sai....kaaad do eb un ney na tey dekh lo neeche farash taahi keediya ki line pahuch li sai.....er ya chadi pehli kidi aapki taang pai.


ha hah aha....... yo main fer padya kursi pai tey .....DHADHAAM....haay fuut gya rey. bacha khucha sa eb aap fod lo.

:-)s,
$umit
 
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photu comment..

jatyan said:
Keshav Dhaiya mere bhai ke lookh raha se manne te saare dhaal ke chasme la ke deekh liya toon te dahun dhaal dikhta e na is photu main
toon te mere yaar isa laage se jano hum sare tere jeeth baithe saan
theek sa phote te laa de mere yaar koe baat na comment e aaveinge na
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bhai ARUN JATANI tanne raat ne kalle chasme laakke dekhan tain kisne kahi thi, manne bera se tu bhyanni stand pe singharryan ki redhi laya karre, uude kuune pe chasme ki dukan gelyan setting bitha rehya se, roz chashme badal le se makodde se............;):D

kher chodd iss photu mein tu issa lagge se jannu haryana roadways ki puraani bus jiskki kimaani tutt rehi ho er wa baangi baangi chalya karre...(tilted vertically and horizontally) har bus li lightan pe kalla kapdaa chadhaa rakhya ho.........hahahahahaha......killki...killki...killki
kasaai point thok gya aate hi...aur aan de........:D:p
 
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photu comment..

handsome_nashier said:
ke baat se bhai, laag se kame ghani ye bhoondi chori dikha di maa baap ne , budiya si phooke bathya se.
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Bhai handsome clinteastwood.......NASHIER nyu lagge se Arre teri ghurcharri hon laag rehi ho er tu issa lagge se jannu aarre baith ke aapni ghurcharri mein bagai hor khariiz chuugtta ho......:D:D:D...killki...killki...killki......

bairri uukddu baith ke ghanna zor na la diya..kitte aare MOR sa bithha de...;)saaf bhi tanne karna padega pher
 
bahujan samaj party ka neela rang

sumitsehrawat said:
Rupi bhai ebey ebey kirkit ka match sa khele tha....ut kimmey pange hoge. dosri party ney Rupi bhai key bhadaaaye-bhad bhadaaaye-bhad killi baja key baandar jise laal kar diye .....er jibbey yo neeche padya sai. eb uthey kookar....sabne bhed na laag jyaga :-)

er bhai Rupi va upperli side ki chepi-si utaran ney hori sai.....uney theek bal chipka lo kadey aapke saath saath vo cut-out sa bhi na pad jya.
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hhahahahaha,,, aaja bhai sumit .......................................

arey sumit,,, maneey laagey sey tu mayawati aur kaanshi ram ka ghana badda fan sey:p :D :D :D :p ,,, khasam nilli t- shirt pehar rahya sey.....

daaki har bar ,,, haathi key upper mohar marda hogaga,,,,hhahahahah

is fottu mein nu laagey sey,,, jannu ,, mayawati aur kaanshi ram terey aagey khadya sey aur tu unkey paer chuun khatter bhajana chahwey sey.... lakin tere jat dostoon ney tu karda pakard rakhya sey....:D :D :D :D
 
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