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narwaldeepak

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Ek be ek chamar fuaj me bharti ho ja hai … ude jawe hai to sare fouji jat pawen hain … wo soche hai ak je nu bata di ak chamar hu to ye jeen nahi denge dhedh e dhedh rakhnege …. Bechara sharmata sa nu kah de hai ak jat hu ….. sare fauji sochen mann mann me to sochen hain par fer nuwe man le hain ak le koi na hoga jaat e ….. nuwe kisse kahani sonata reh hai wo jhuth mooth ki ak mhare kille hian ar ghodi hai ar nu hai …. Sabke jach ja hai ak jaat e hai…… Holi ki chhuti aa jawe hai wo chamar ka… holi hali mana ke wapas pahunche hia to sare fauji gher lewen hain ak bhai bata ke mauj leke aaya ghara…. Wo lag jya hai batan “ bhai pehla to ramehar ko bahu ke maari paani ki balti .. fer fulkuwar ki bahu rang me laal kar di … ar fer blya kai jani ho gyi we kathi …. Sari korde lag gyi maran “ fauji bole “ar fer” …… “ fer ke main aage hoke bhaj liya … fauji manas main kade pakad me aau tha lugaiya ke …. “ fauji bole “ ar fer ke hoya bhai “…. “ fer aage aa gya bhai 6 foot ucha otda…. Ar mere pache char janani … bhaj rahya main “ fauji bole “ oho fer to tu pakadya gya hoga ‘ chamar ka bolya “ are na bawle bhaiyo… nu kade thyau tha main … dhar ke otde pe hath ar jaattan kanhi kood gya “  :):):):)
 
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ये चमार तो नु ही रोग काट्टै हैं भाई. शहर में आके या तो पंडत बन जांगे या फेर यादव. नु ही एक बार लड़ाई चल रही थी. रात के टैम कुछ फौजी चमार मच्छरदानी लगा-लगा के सोगे अक जिब इसमें मच्छर ही नहीं घुस सकते, फेर गोली कहाँ तै घुसेंगी. जिब गईं गोली सनसनाती कनपटी के धोरे तै फेर भाज्जे वहाँ तै.
 
narwaldeepak said:
Ek be ek chamar fuaj me bharti ho ja hai … ude jawe hai to sare fouji jat pawen hain … wo soche hai ak je nu bata di ak chamar hu to ye jeen nahi denge dhedh e dhedh rakhnege …. Bechara sharmata sa nu kah de hai ak jat hu ….. sare fauji sochen mann mann me to sochen hain par fer nuwe man le hain ak le koi na hoga jaat e ….. nuwe kisse kahani sonata reh hai wo jhuth mooth ki ak mhare kille hian ar ghodi hai ar nu hai …. Sabke jach ja hai ak jaat e hai…… Holi ki chhuti aa jawe hai wo chamar ka… holi hali mana ke wapas pahunche hia to sare fauji gher lewen hain ak bhai bata ke mauj leke aaya ghara…. Wo lag jya hai batan “ bhai pehla to ramehar ko bahu ke maari paani ki balti .. fer fulkuwar ki bahu rang me laal kar di … ar fer blya kai jani ho gyi we kathi …. Sari korde lag gyi maran “ fauji bole “ar fer” …… “ fer ke main aage hoke bhaj liya … fauji manas main kade pakad me aau tha lugaiya ke …. “ fauji bole “ ar fer ke hoya bhai “…. “ fer aage aa gya bhai 6 foot ucha otda…. Ar mere pache char janani … bhaj rahya main “ fauji bole “ oho fer to tu pakadya gya hoga ‘ chamar ka bolya “ are na bawle bhaiyo… nu kade thyau tha main … dhar ke otde pe hath ar jaattan kanhi kood gya “  :):):):)
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HAHAHHAHA......................

Pehlem Jaatniya ne ghesley marey hongey bitodey me er fer jaatan ne fauj me......
 
kaati naas tha r................ es chutkle m eke chamar tha woye jaata kehna kuda deya................................ burah................ hahaha
 
Bhai thode din aur chamar hain yeh... eb toh jaton ki bhi reservation hoon nee hoo rahi hai.. ghana hanga laa rahe kai LEADER..


Aage aage toh chamaran gellan bhaichara hoga jatan kaa :rock:rock
 
yudhvirmor said:
Bhai thode din aur chamar hain yeh... eb toh jaton ki bhi reservation hoon nee hoo rahi hai.. ghana hanga laa rahe kai LEADER..


Aage aage toh chamaran gellan bhaichara hoga jatan kaa :rock:rock
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bhai charaa to allready ho liyaa , kuchh to kitey ho tein kissey ho nu biyaah laawen sein er kuchh bhaai ebb reservation karwaa lengey , sarkaari 0.01% nokri ke liye saari biraadri ki izzat ki gail haath paaw munah dho kein nu laagre sein. karnaa to reservation kaa virodh karo.
 
ravinderjeet said:
bhai charaa to allready ho liyaa , kuchh to kitey ho tein kissey ho nu biyaah laawen sein er kuchh bhaai ebb reservation karwaa lengey , sarkaari 0.01% nokri ke liye saari biraadri ki izzat ki gail haath paaw munah dho kein nu laagre sein. karnaa to reservation kaa virodh karo.
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Bhai jeet

Jab Bhaicharey me byah honlagya (Same village & same gotra) to Chamaara me k aant se bhai, se te aadmi e

Once I had given inteview for an leading shoe making MNC there they were offering 25 % less then what i was asking they told me to think again & reply. I told this to my father My father denied to join at salary they r offring and Said " Keh diye fone aawe to ak jitney manngey se utne dene se to dyo na to fone karan ki jarut na se , ya to bakhat ki isi tissi hori se nahi to ye kaam chamaar karya kartey".

Jaat juttey chappalan ki dukaan khol ki baithey se, par chid manney se chamaarya te ye te compition me aur aagey.
Bhai buddya ka te dosh koni unne jo dekha hai wo keh hain par jawaan balak bhi aisi baat kartey hain to mujhe jor ki hassi aati hai.

Hyppopotemus te bhi bade-2 hyppocrites.

Note: Bhai personal matna leliye sabke apney-2 vichar howe se er vicharon ko vyakt karney ki swatantrata to maulik adhikaaron me de rakhi se. er buri laggey to bata diye edit kar dunga bhai.

 
ravinderjeet said:
bhai charaa to allready ho liyaa , kuchh to kitey ho tein kissey ho nu biyaah laawen sein er kuchh bhaai ebb reservation karwaa lengey , sarkaari 0.01% nokri ke liye saari biraadri ki izzat ki gail haath paaw munah dho kein nu laagre sein. karnaa to reservation kaa virodh karo.
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kati theek kahi ravinder bhai apne! is reservation ka te naam e mita dena chahiye! kisse tahi b nhi honi chahiye!
 
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