jadugar in Jind

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ik gora jadugar... jind me aaya.. apna jadu dikhavan
saare Jind ar loowe ke gaama me rola maach gaya .. ak bahar desh te koye kasuta jadugar aa rhya see....
ghane ee log ikhatthe ho gee haal me.
jadugar stage pe aaya.. ar bolya.. "ab hum aapko hipnotize karenga.." :cool:
saari janta heeran :eek: ...... jadugar ne kadhya ik chamakdaar pendent... ar
lagya hilavan.... hilanta raha,,, hilanta rhya... ar bolya .. ab aap sab ko
neend aa rahi hai.. ab aap sab so gaye hai.... pher pher hilavan lag gaya
hilante hilante uska pendent pad gaya.. ar phut gaya
gora chom me aa ke bolya.. " SH** :mad: "

pher bhaiyo.... us gore ar uski poori team ne ik mahina lagya... vo haal saaf karan me....:eek: :D :D
 
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या फोटु !!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:
भाई तु बन गया सरदार !!!!!!!
इब तेरे पे िकल्की बंद !!!!!!!!!!
बेरा स क्यू .. क्योके SARDAR JOKES ARE NOT ALLOWED..........

ohohohohohohohohhehehehhahahahahhaa

kilki @ SARDAR JOKES

माफ कर िदयो गलती हो गई
 
lalit jee aapko samajh nahi aaya- aapse ye ummed nhi thi!

hehe- ye joke tha!!
to fir ek orr sunoo;)

ek baar ek aircraft mein 3 janey jaawein they-
ek jaat ek baahmann arr ek 'punjabi' (:rolleyes: )
fer unne nuu bera patya akk engine me aag laag gi se- arr ve jall k marann aley sein:o
fer unne nirey ram k naam liye akk parbhy kuukarey bachaao
ram raazi hogya,, arr bolya chaalo tamne ek bonus- tamm marogey te sahi apar ek kaam karnna- yu 3 parashute duu su- inne leke daak maaar janaa , arr apney-apney parachute khulte e tamne jo aagle janam me banna se vo shabd bol diyo:)
teenu raazi--
pehlaa jat kuudya- arr parachute kholte e bolya- pardhaan-mantri
( n he becums a PM in his next reincarnation)
fer baahmann ne daak maari arr bolya- supermodel
(he too becums a supermodel):D

next d punju---:p
tyar ho liya talle padann tayi arr parachute thaa k jukar e daak marri- parachute na khulya:eek::p

punjabi ka jii likdann ne hogya aar bolya- ohh! $*** !!
:D:p
 
deepshika said:
hehe- ye joke tha!!
to fir ek orr sunoo;)

ek baar ek aircraft mein 3 janey jaawein they-
ek jaat ek baahmann arr ek 'punjabi' (:rolleyes: )
fer unne nuu bera patya akk engine me aag laag gi se- arr ve jall k marann aley sein:o
fer unne nirey ram k naam liye akk parbhy kuukarey bachaao
ram raazi hogya,, arr bolya chaalo tamne ek bonus- tamm marogey te sahi apar ek kaam karnna- yu 3 parashute duu su- inne leke daak maaar janaa , arr apney-apney parachute khulte e tamne jo aagle janam me banna se vo shabd bol diyo:)
teenu raazi--
pehlaa jat kuudya- arr parachute kholte e bolya- pardhaan-mantri
( n he becums a PM in his next reincarnation)
fer baahmann ne daak maari arr bolya- supermodel
(he too becums a supermodel):D

next d punju---:p
tyar ho liya talle padann tayi arr parachute thaa k jukar e daak marri- parachute na khulya:eek::p

punjabi ka jii likdann ne hogya aar bolya- ohh! $*** !!
:D:p
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गु बना िदया

hahahhahah @ ohh! $***

cheers...............
 
deepshika said:
hehe- ye joke tha!!
to fir ek orr sunoo;)

ek baar ek aircraft mein 3 janey jaawein they-
ek jaat ek baahmann arr ek 'punjabi' (:rolleyes: )
fer unne nuu bera patya akk engine me aag laag gi se- arr ve jall k marann aley sein:o
fer unne nirey ram k naam liye akk parbhy kuukarey bachaao
ram raazi hogya,, arr bolya chaalo tamne ek bonus- tamm marogey te sahi apar ek kaam karnna- yu 3 parashute duu su- inne leke daak maaar janaa , arr apney-apney parachute khulte e tamne jo aagle janam me banna se vo shabd bol diyo
teenu raazi--
pehlaa jat kuudya- arr parachute kholte e bolya- pardhaan-mantri
( n he becums a PM in his next reincarnation)
fer baahmann ne daak maari arr bolya- supermodel
(he too becums a supermodel):D

next d punju---:p
tyar ho liya talle padann tayi arr parachute thaa k jukar e daak marri- parachute na khulya:eek::p

punjabi ka jii likdann ne hogya aar bolya- ohh! $*** !!
:D:p
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LOL... good one...;)
 
ढीलु-राम

deepshika धन्यवाद सझावन खातर :D :D ;) ;) :cool:
माड़ा ढीलु-राम सू :p :confused:


ahhahahahahaah @ ढीलु-राम



cheers.......................
 
chi-chi-chichi....Deepshikha....kaisi kaisi baatein karti ho tum bi....potty aali....bacha liya tanne yo Sardar arr iska Sardar Joke....Kamlu....akhir ka samjh mai na aaya:D :p :) :confused:
 
rai sunita bebe, teri chi chi karan tai e ek aur joke yaad aaya.
do gandi naali ke keede khaana kha rahe thei. Ek bolya, yaar mere, ye 5 star hotel kitne saaf suthre hote hain naa. To dusra keeda bolya, rai kam kam se kam khaane ke time to achchi baat kiya kar.
 
hahahahahahaha......ultimate Navin....killki@ khaney ke time achi baat:D :D :D :) :p ;)
navingulia said:
rai sunita bebe, teri chi chi karan tai e ek aur joke yaad aaya.
do gandi naali ke keede khaana kha rahe thei. Ek bolya, yaar mere, ye 5 star hotel kitne saaf suthre hote hain naa. To dusra keeda bolya, rai kam kam se kam khaane ke time to achchi baat kiya kar.
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Ghanna sahi tha ......

navingulia said:
rai sunita bebe, teri chi chi karan tai e ek aur joke yaad aaya.
do gandi naali ke keede khaana kha rahe thei. Ek bolya, yaar mere, ye 5 star hotel kitne saaf suthre hote hain naa. To dusra keeda bolya, rai kam kam se kam khaane ke time to achchi baat kiya kar.
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Uppar aaale chutkale te to yo ghana sahi tha........sahi tha bhaai jamma andi................:D :D
 
Thaamne NAAKMEK kadhan tai nyarra doosre koi hilla kona......iss Thread ka thaamne GODHALL tha diya................... hahhahahahahahahhaha............ROOKKA@ NAAKMEK @ GODHALL
 
KILKI@..khane ke time pai.............

Bahut badiyaa navin bhai.........

kasutaa tha bhai jee saa de diya kati aapnai to.......

er sunita tu bhi khaan ke tame pai aachi baat kare kar bebe..............


navingulia said:
rai sunita bebe, teri chi chi karan tai e ek aur joke yaad aaya.
do gandi naali ke keede khaana kha rahe thei. Ek bolya, yaar mere, ye 5 star hotel kitne saaf suthre hote hain naa. To dusra keeda bolya, rai kam kam se kam khaane ke time to achchi baat kiya kar.
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navingulia said:
rai sunita bebe, teri chi chi karan tai e ek aur joke yaad aaya.
do gandi naali ke keede khaana kha rahe thei. Ek bolya, yaar mere, ye 5 star hotel kitne saaf suthre hote hain naa. To dusra keeda bolya, rai kam kam se kam khaane ke time to achchi baat kiya kar.
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hahahahahaha.... yu joke thread starter hona chaiye thaa.. good one navin bro..;) !!
Sunita tusi ki kitta ... pharna chaiyeda si na joke.. thyaan naal..:D

baat nyu thi... hipnotize ho ree thee saare jaat... jadugar ne.. jo kahi.. vohe kar di.. jaatan ne... :D
 
hahahahahahahaha....Koye na pehla chance tha jadugar ka....agli baar saryan nai khettan mai battli karega....:D :p :D
fool4love said:
hahahahahaha.... yu joke thread starter hona chaiye thaa.. good one navin bro..;) !!
Sunita tusi ki kitta ... pharna chaiyeda si na joke.. thyaan naal..:D

baat nyu thi... hipnotize ho ree thee saare jaat... jadugar ne.. jo kahi.. vohe kar di.. jaatan ne... :D
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deepshika said:
pehlaa jat kuudya- arr parachute kholte e bolya- pardhaan-mantri
( n he becums a PM in his next reincarnation)
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Good one Deepshikha...

Arr ib bhed khulgaya Ch. Charan Singh ke Pardhaan Mantri banan ka... hahahaha....
 
Anupam....siraf Chaudhary Charan Singh hi nahi....hum saaryan ke parachute nuay khull rey sain....tu bata tanne ke kahi thi koodti haan????:D :) saachi-saachi batayiye
anupam said:
Good one Deepshikha...

Arr ib bhed khulgaya Ch. Charan Singh ke Pardhaan Mantri banan ka... hahahaha....
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