Jat- 10 Mahina ki sharat

[sunitahooda]

Doonda paad baga rakhya tha yo tai....Leel tu kit badd gya uss obbrey mai fer


Aur tohle 2-4 isse

"Plz Read it completely"


Jat said with pride " na ajya khoya tain nahi ghisa dyunga"


Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
Rohtak

 

[sachinb]

kasut saudyaa kadh ke lyaaya bhai,,,,,isse isse chatukalle sun ke aaj-kaal manne ve Punia aale doom ar doomni yaad aa jyaa se,,,,bolyaa ib te khadi dhaar aan de baadal:rock

Yoh lyo bhai....ek aur Aindee souddaa.....Toooddii aale OBREY mein tein kaadh k lyaaya suu ....Jelli k seengadd mein fasaa k........ padh lyo jiss bhai ne nahi padhya ho.......... :rock :rock

 

[anilsangwan]

Doonda paad baga rakhya tha yo tai....Leel tu kit badd gya uss obbrey mai fer


Aur tohle 2-4 isse

Sarrr pe "Manddaassa" sa maar ki baddna paddya kare uss Obrey mein.... "Tattaiyye" bhot sein uss obrey mein....

 

[sunitahooda]

Ballu yo tanne bi aacha lagyaiska matlab mahra taste chokha sai

kasut saudyaa kadh ke lyaaya bhai,,,,,isse isse chatukalle sun ke aaj-kaal manne ve Punia aale doom ar doomni yaad aa jyaa se,,,,bolyaa ib te khadi dhaar aan de baadal:rock

 

[jitendershooda]

Ball yo tanne bi aacha lagyaiska matlab mahra taste chokha sai

Taste te chokha ee se Sunita ... par ek aadh jagah ook-chook ho jati hai

 

[sunitahooda]

Bhai ya ook-chook lenni deni...tum nyu karo badla le lyo mere pai.....

Taste te chokha ee se Sunita ... par ek aadh jagah ook-chook ho jati hai

 

[sachinb]

kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,Hooda Bhai ne kit ook-chuk kar di ibb:rock

baaniyaa gheessa diyaa khoyaa tain,,,,,,aur bhi ghane ghish liye khoyaa tain aajkal,,,,,,kayi be ghani garmi ho jyaa to Jaatta pe be asar pad jyaa se

Ballu yo tanne bi aacha lagyaiska matlab mahra taste chokha sai

 

[bobby3711]

kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,Hooda Bhai ne kit ook-chuk kar di ibb:rock

baaniyaa gheessa diyaa khoyaa tain,,,,,,aur bhi ghane ghish liye khoyaa tain aajkal,,,,,,kayi be ghani garmi ho jyaa to Jaatta pe be asar pad jyaa se

mere khoye to bina garmi ghiss liye ballu

 

[anilsangwan]

mere khoye to bina garmi ghiss liye ballu

Theek sei ...fer GHEESSNNI kar liya kar... ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[vivektaliyan]

"Plz Read it completely"

Ek bai ek Jat ar Baaniya tadake-tadak(early morning) Jangal(****) ho ke jhohad main Hath dhon laage, ar donua ki aapas main najar mil gi.

Jat ne socha ek baaniye tai pahla bi ke uthai ga, en baaniya nai pahla ghane badnaam kar rakhe saan ek jat-jut ise surde(dirty) hoyan karain.
Parli od ne Baaniye ne bi nyu socha ek jat tai pahla bi ke uthai ga. Donua ki prestige ban gi ar donu kardi dhal jangal ke hath chhapke maar-2 ke dhon lage ar koisa uthai nahi.

Thodi haan main baaniye ki gharwali aapne chhore nai boli(typical baniya accent main)"ad makha parkashe tere chacha ne dekh ke lyaye, ke uk-chuk hogi. Baaniye ka chhora jhohad par gaya ar dekha tamsha ar bolya " ad babu ke baat hogi, itni vaar la di". Baaniye bolya chhore nai " ad bhai murakh tai pala pad rahya sai, dekhe ghara jaan ar dukan khol le/agarbatti la de ar aapne gahaka(customers) ne aachhi dhal nipta diye ar mera nahi bera kudbar ho ja"

Nyun Jat ke ghar ali aapne ghara chhore ne boli " re bharthu tera babu nahi aaya , ek bai dekh ke aayiye". Barthu bi jelwa le ke johad pe pohchn liya ar babu ne dekh ke puchha babu yu ke. Jat thadu ho ke bolya " ak bhai ghara ja ke mhaisan(BHAINS) ki dhar kad liye ar rundi ne aggai ki karan khatar gaam main jhota dekh liye ar gaam main jhota na milye to gawand mein jhota dekh liye ar aapni nai achhi dhal aggai(conceive ), ar jab byave(delievery) to achhi dhal khur chunt diye ar bahi mera nahi bera kad ulta gharan ayun.

Jat ke nyun kahnde Baaniye said de si nai khada hoya ar bolya" ad makha dekho yu jat ka jat 10-10 mahina ki sharat nibha karai sai ke"

Jat said with pride " na ajya khoya tain nahi ghisa dyunga"





Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
Rohtak

Bhai Gazab hogya ..pehli baar sunya hai aasa kada joke...@@killkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:rock:rock:rock

Thanks bhai bori mein te ise khadan ki liya...