jat aur baaniya....

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singhroha

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ek bar jat ne sochi ye baaniye bahaut bewkoof banave se ,inka bhi kooch intzam karna chahiye.to ji jat aapne gaam ke baaniye dhore gaya aur bola ke bhai baniye ke ek oolu(owl) chahiye.baaniya bola oolu ka ke karega chaudhary?jat bola bhai baat nu se ke ek ghana badhia rista aaya hai chorri ke khatir aur unki azib si maang hai ,arr mein bhi sochoon su ke yo rista haath te na jaana chahiye,ve dahej mein ek oolu maangen hain,arr bhai seth ji koi 8-10 hazar tak ka mil jaa te ek mangwa de. aur agle din ek jana jat ne bhej diya oolu leke.vo baaniye ki gaal mein rooke maare koi oolu lelo.baaniye ne vo bulaya aur bola re chup hoja ghani tez na bol aur koi bhi sun lega,kitne ka dega u oolu?vo bola lalaji 5 hazar ka.baaniya bola 4 doonga aur kise te bataye mat chup chap chala ja.lala ji ne oolu liya sidha bera bejha jat ke ghar,ke oolu mil gya.jat aaya aur bola lala ji ib maney te jaroorat hai nahin,kaal ve baalak gaye the khet mein vo pakad laye mahara te kaam chaal gya.lala ne hogi muskil,jo bhi saman len aawe ,vo maange chini arr lalaji kahve ke karega chini ka,u oolu leja bhaut badhia hai sasta la doonga...aur lala oolu ki taraf dekhe oolu band karee pawe aank to usko lala kahwe hai,re vo poonji ke chor tu kissi aankh band karee betha hai...


jats are more intelligent if they apply their mind

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Ha ha ha ha...

This really a good joke...my grandmother told me once...but I could udnerstand now..

ha ha ha..surender Ji..Maja aa gaya padh ke...
 
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