JAT AUR LICENSE

[yvsgaawar]

Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?

 

[rkumar]

hahahaha, baat tu bilkul theek kahee...

Rajendra

 

[akdabas]

Ha..Ha..Ha.....

Good joke.

 

[jaatni]

ha ha ha...
kati sau feesdi sahi baat boli jaat ne...baat main dum to hai waise...lol...

 

[rinu]

LOL.......




RiNu

 

[garima]

Good logic.

garima

 

[uday]

good one !!

 

[gajeshd]

Vir Ji,

Ese kahte hai kamal ki hajir jababi. Bahut acche.

 

[amar0974]

hahahaaaaa Kati 16 Aaney Ki Baat Kahi Jat na, Bhai Nu Jat Itni Aasani Ta Kaabu Ma Aan laag gey ta holeya Gujara.

 

[rathee]

bhai yo jat bhai te ghana kasoota tha...lathh se gaad diye mere bette ne...!!!

 

[arjun]

try to beat the logic !

 

[anoopsingh]

bhai logic too kasuta diya

 

[gajendrachaudha]

interesting aur sahi reply diya jat ne

very good joke

Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?

 

[rajeshrathee]

very good excellent

 

[rockingguy]

good one.....

Ek baar ek Jat dilli mai scooter par ja rhaha thaa. Traffic police ne usko rok liya aur license manga. Jat ne license thama diya.
Traffic police waala bola “arre ye license tou pichale hafte expire ho gaya”.
Jat bola “License expire ho gaya tou kya mai driving bhool gaya”?

 

[vdeswal]

One more

ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:

PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.

TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.

TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.

TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.

 

[sunitahooda]

Ghana badhiya Vijay....arr kissey nai nyu bi likh raakhi sai....very good excellent!!!! arr yo tera MOST EXCELLENT

ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:

PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.

TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.

TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.

TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.

 

[sunitahooda]

Rajesh ji...makha...Very Good arr excellent ke bichalley .... ye bindi laa dtey

very good excellent

 

[rekharathee]

ek bar ek tau nai gaam ke doosrey paaley ke ek aadmi ke bhains apney ghraan bandh li, ar sabtey nu bata diya hak nai laya sooon. Jab uss aadmi ne bera paatya tai, rola maach gya. Panchayat bula li gai:

PANCH> khaaja le apney potey ki kasam uskey sir pe haath dhar kai hak ya bhains teri sai.

TAU>> ek minute lai ar kha gya kasam.

TAU ka DOST>> aaa-rai yo ke karya tanney, ya tai tanney jhooti kasam khaaa li bhai.

TAU>> va bhains aaacha nahin to 8-10 ser doodh de sai, eeb nu susra doodh peenta maraiga to konya taaan baajay.

hahhaah, jibb tau ne b logikk laan mein eekke minute laggai, good one

 

[sunitahooda]

Madam Ji yaad aayi kimme baat....MOST EXCELLENT padh kai.... makha jatan ke logikk ki baat chal ri thi tai mai Jatniyan e logikk bata dyun?

hahhaah, jibb tau ne b logikk laan mein eekke minute laggai, good one