Jat aur Shibji

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Jat aur baniye ka dhabbi thay. Donu kaware thay. Ek din jat ke nai dekhya baniye ka bhodiya liye aawa sai. Jat nai puchi rai ya kun sai to baniye ka bolya - ya meri gharali sai. Jat ke nai puchi nyu kyukar bhai. Baniye ka bolya - bhai mainay debi kee pooja kari aur bali chadhayee thee. Debi nai raji ho kai nai mera bya karwa diya. Nyu kah kai na baniye ka to chala gaya par jat ke kai gholiye kar gaya. Jat ke nai sochi yoh susra bya kara saka sai to haam ke kise saalay tai kam saan. Jat kay to do hee bhagwan hoon sain - Hanuman aur Shivji. Jat ka shivji bholay kay mandir main gaya aur bolya - hey shibji, debi nai baaniye ke ka bya karwa diya. Tu mera bya karwa de main bhee teri dhok maroonga aur bali dyunga.
Shibji nai jat kee bhakti tai khus ho kai nai jat ke kaa bya karwa diya. Eeb jat ke kay chinta hoi - bali kyukar diya karain. Aur kyan kee bali dyun. Usnay aur to kuch paya nahi, gaam aalay jhotay nai pakad laya. Lya kai nai shivling kai baandh diya aur bolya - hay bholay shibji mainay to bera nahi bali kykar diya karain. Yu jhota lya bandhya, jyukar tera jee karai nyu kha liye, main chalya. Nyu kah kai nai jat ka to apni gharali dhoray chalya gaya.
Jhotay keetni haan shivling kai bandhya rahnda. Thodi haan main uskai to kunkani see uthan lagi. Do char jhatkay maray aur shivling dharti main tai bahar. Jhota chalya to shivling uskay paayan kai lagya. Payaan kai lagtay hee jhota dar gaya aur bhaj liya. Bhajda - bhajda jab debi kay mandir dhoray pahuncha to debi nai shibji kee halat dekh kai nai haansi aa gayi. Debi nai shibji dhoray bhujya - ray shibji yoh kay haal ho rahya sai? Tu nyu kyukar galan main padya handa sai. Shibji bolya - bhakat - bhakat kee baat sai. Tanay baniye ke kay baya karwaya tha kise jat ke ka karwa kai dekh tanay bhee bera paat jyaga.
 
Sewa Singh, yo joke to maine jat get together se dusre din hi Virender ke reference ke saath ees site pe post kar diya tha. Jatland ke members bhi soch rahe honge ki kya ek joke ko Sydney wale sare kahange.

Anyway, just to inform you that it was already shared with Jatland members.

But keep your tape on. You have a very good collection and way of telling jokes.

Keep it up.

Ompati
 
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Hahaha...........
Very good sewa singh, Hum sencond Sydney Jat Party miss ker ge the. thanks for update.

Keep it up
Mehar
 
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