Jat bhai ki problem...........

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dolly2003

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Dear Mr Bill Gates,
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This letter is from jat bhai from Harayana. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to sonipat So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?

11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.

13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell me fast as I lost me PEN.

14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.

15. There is 'WIN AMP' what about 'Win VOLT ', 'WinRESISTANCE '.

16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Thanking you,
jat frm harayana......
 
hehheheheh...........hahhahah........... eeeee Dolly......... kaha tai maar laayi iss SAUDEE ne.............. Bill gates nu sochhegga kassi ohlle ki baat uzaggar kar di JAAT ne......... hehheheh...........hahahhah............ ROOKKA @ Ohlle ki Baat @ Uzaggar.........

Tannne ek baat ka baara ek adde Jatland pai Miss Jatland ka competition chaal rya.............. usme tu pehla number le jyaagi.. Miss Jatland......... Dolly ...........................issa byoont lag rya majhe...........................katai Namrata Shirodkar aala look hai tera to...............hehhehhhe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 
nice one

dolly ji, tum Bill gate ko jaroor Tihad pahucha ke rahogi. tumne to sari kami nikal di aaj. err ha ek baat aur hai aaj raat ko Bill gate bhi nahi soyega nahi to morning mein use mouse to milne vala hai ni. raat bhar CAT:eek: :eek: :eek: ko hi sapne mein dekhega. really nice one. killki@re-scooter.:cool:

ha ha ha really good. keep it up-
 
bhai dhayal ya baat to sahi hai ki aa gya to zabardast ho jayega. eee dolly ibb sunle ek dogi liya abb coz jab bill gate aayega to CAT USA se hi le ke aayega aur tera mouse to giyoo. :cool:
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
waise meine ye roblem ek sardar ki Padhi thee haan jatland pe aake sardar jat ban gaya ho to alag baat hai
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rey bhai rakkesey,,,, jib ya dolly 16 point copy paste maar saakey sey,,,,,, to sardar ka jat banaan mein key waar laawey theee....:p :p :p :p :p :D
 
downtoearth said:
rey bhai rakkesey,,,, jib ya dolly 16 point copy paste maar saakey sey,,,,,, to sardar ka jat banaan mein key waar laawey theee.... :D
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Rupi bhai itni sach bhi na bolni chaiye
ib ke batawa loga ne ke yo suada kayee bhine phelyan e padh liya tha baaki isne aade chep diya koye na

isne consolaton prize to dyua do dakki :D :D :D

dolly bina chori ka bhi kime likhegi ke:o :(

 
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.


too good ,, very nice stuff thanks a lot for sharing maam
 
haha...........

downtoearth said:
rey bhai rakkesey,,,, jib ya dolly 16 point copy paste maar saakey sey,,,,,, to sardar ka jat banaan mein key waar laawey theee....:p:D
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hahahahhaha............ rupi itni jeeb kyun kaad di meryaarr.........hahahahha........ ye achi baat nahi hai .......:eek::mad::D

aur haan jo rupi kii wa e meri bhi bhee....... KATI BHINN KI BHINN~!! :p:p:p:D:D
 
hahahahahaha...........

hahahahhaha............ rupi itni jeeb kyun kaad di meryaarr.........hahahahha........ ye achi baat nahi hai .......:eek::mad::D
er iib terri motor bhi chaalan ne hp rehhi hogi.........iisi bbat karyya karen maaree yaar koi.....??;)

aur haan jo rupi kii wa e meri bhi bhee....... KATI BHINN KI BHINN~!!

downtoearth said:
rey bhai rakkesey,,,, jib ya dolly 16 point copy paste maar saakey sey,,,,,, to sardar ka jat banaan mein key waar laawey theee....:p :p :p :p :p :D
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Dolly.......

Hi Dolly.......

It is good that u atleast try to write something here........
but I will be more happy is that UR stuff..........

yahan aapne sardar ki jagah jat ko chipaka kar mera dil tod diya hai..........

jat r the creatives ones......they don't write this type of stupid letters.....
agar unke computer main kuch kharabi aagayi tai weh letter wetter naa likhai seedhe Bill Gates nai thaa laawaange INDIA.

Don't mind pls.........

dolly2003 said:
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
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This letter is from jat bhai from Harayana. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to sonipat So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey ye kya hi, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad lekhin there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', remaining ka kya huwa?

11. Are ye to kamal hi aap bole raha hi ki 'MY Pictures' lekhin there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

12. There is 'Startup' when u will provide 'Enddown'.

13. is that 'NOTEPEN' available in system? As I find only 'NOTEPAD' , tell me fast as I lost me PEN.

14. there is 'Winzip' what about 'Lossopen'.

15. There is 'WIN AMP' what about 'Win VOLT ', 'WinRESISTANCE '.

16. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Thanking you,
jat frm harayana......
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Bhinn Ki Bhin

WELL, iske peeche ek dukhadd kahaani he:D
ek baar kilki toul k log baag banni me shahad choraan gaye
, arr ek madumakkhi k chaate me hath maar diya, arr saari bhiraad ki dhall ladd gi kasuut, to jab bi burning/tingling senastion hoti he to hum BHINN KI BHINN bolte hain!:D :p :D
speedcrazy said:
What does BHINN KI BHINN mean?
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deepshika said:
WELL, iske peeche ek dukhadd kahaani he:D
ek baar kilki toul k log baag banni me shahad choraan gaye
, arr ek madumakkhi k chaate me hath maar diya, arr saari bhiraad ki dhall ladd gi kasuut, to jab bi burning/tingling senastion hoti he to hum BHINN KI BHINN bolte hain!:D :p :D
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deepshikha,........ eek to dukhadd kahani sunatti ho, uppar see daant bhi faadtti hoo, hahahahaha, vo bhi itnne lambe-2 :mad::confused:
 
deepshika said:
WELL, iske peeche ek dukhadd kahaani he
ek baar kilki toul k log baag banni me shahad choraan gaye
, arr ek madumakkhi k chaate me hath maar diya, arr saari bhiraad ki dhall ladd gi kasuut, to jab bi burning/tingling senastion hoti he to hum BHINN KI BHINN bolte hain!:D :D
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rekharathee said:
deepshikha,........ eek to dukhadd kahani sunatti ho, uppar see daant bhi faadtti hoo, hahahahaha, vo bhi itnne lambe-2 :mad::confused:
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Meri phir se bhinn ki bhinn...........aur merri taraf sei ek KIllkkii bhi.............aur thoddi si daandrri bhi......:D:D:D:D:D:D.....monikiki bebe inki daandrri paad le er merri thoddi bakassh de.........hahahhahahahhaha killkkkiii.........deepshikha aapne woh dukhadd kahani sunna ke raungtte khadde karr diye.........killkkkii @ dukhadd kahnni and raungtte
 
keshavdahiya said:
Meri phir se bhinn ki bhinn...........aur merri taraf sei ek KIllkkii bhi.............aur thoddi si daandrri bhi......:D:D:D:D:D:D.....monikiki bebe inki daandrri paad le er merri thoddi bakassh de.........hahahhahahahhaha killkkkiii.........deepshikha aapne woh dukhadd kahani sunna ke raungtte khadde karr diye.........killkkkii @ dukhadd kahnni and raungtte
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uffff, kessab, tumne fir daadrii paaddi, grow up like real jat, dont u see so many "sensible souls" around, patta nahi kahan-2 see aa jaate hein killki marrne;)
 
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