A successful Guju motel businessman looking to diversify his portfolio came to recognize that these days there is an acute shortage of brain in America. He decided to get into brain trading business. He imported some brains from india marked the price and started to sell them. He marked a Guju $500, a Rajasthani bania $800, a Tamil $1000, a Hyderabadi $1200, a Kannad $1500, a Marathi $2000 and so on...but there was one brain he marked, highest $10,000 in a corner.
A Gora came to buy some. He went over the brains and their prices. When he reached the one in the corner and saw the whopper price, he was a bit shocked. Gora went to the Guju and asked why is that brain in the corner priced so high. It is a Jat brain, Guju replied. Gora goes so what? Well, sir, this is one of a kind and has never been used before, Guju goes.
A Gora came to buy some. He went over the brains and their prices. When he reached the one in the corner and saw the whopper price, he was a bit shocked. Gora went to the Guju and asked why is that brain in the corner priced so high. It is a Jat brain, Guju replied. Gora goes so what? Well, sir, this is one of a kind and has never been used before, Guju goes.