Jat ka dimag (shyaana bhundu)

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1 bar apna dhabbi bhundu 1 dakter (doctor) ke clinic mein chalya gya aar jake dakter ke sir pai khad-du kar diya........." dakter saab taawle se chalo meri bahu ghani bimar ho ri sai......."
dakter kehan lagya...." dekh bhai main tumhare sath chal padunga lekin ghar par marij dekhne ki fee 150 rupey alag se lagegi."
sundu jhat bolya....." dakter saab manne bera sai bs aap taawle se chalo."
dakter ne bhundu apni car mein bitha liya arr chal padya. 5ek kilometer chal ke bhundu ne car rukwa di arr utar gya. 150 rs deke bolya....." dakter saab ya pakdo apni fee. Mera to ibbe byah b koni hoya bahu kiski bimar hove thi..."
dakter bolya...." ye kya mazak hai?"

bhundu--"mazak ke sai taxi aala adde tak ke 500 rs mange tha arr tu 150 mein aa gya......"

:p :p :D :D
kyun hai na apna Bhundu "GENIOUS".
 
lol...........

ghana e shayana hai sundu:):):):p:p:p


maja aa gaya .............ek adh aur aane de isse isse :p:p:p
 
ha ha ha ha ha good one bro !!!

Sunday ne JL pe "uchheedd" paaya kare bhai..... cos most of the Jatlanders take rest after lots of hard work of legpulling and fighting for 5-6 days in a week... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha ..... :D
 
Very disappointing

Not appreciating so very disappointing to me. I think i should stop posting.
Na to achhe btande na maade btande. Btana to dur padh de b ni. Jonsa joke upar ho usse ne padh ke passe lagge.
Anyway thanx to all.
 
Na bhai post karda raho. Yo chutkalla to aaj pehli bar sunya hai. Jama dhaakad chutkalla hai. Arr yo bhundu to mota dimag tha itna shyana kyukar ban gya
 
Bobby3711 said:
1 bar apna dhabbi bhundu 1 dakter (doctor) ke clinic mein chalya gya aar jake dakter ke sir pai khad-du kar diya........." dakter saab taawle se chalo meri bahu ghani bimar ho ri sai......."
dakter kehan lagya...." dekh bhai main tumhare sath chal padunga lekin ghar par marij dekhne ki fee 150 rupey alag se lagegi."
sundu jhat bolya....." dakter saab manne bera sai bs aap taawle se chalo."
dakter ne bhundu apni car mein bitha liya arr chal padya. 5ek kilometer chal ke bhundu ne car rukwa di arr utar gya. 150 rs deke bolya....." dakter saab ya pakdo apni fee. Mera to ibbe byah b koni hoya bahu kiski bimar hove thi..."
dakter bolya...." ye kya mazak hai?"

bhundu--"mazak ke sai taxi aala adde tak ke 500 rs mange tha arr tu 150 mein aa gya......"

:p :p :D :D
kyun hai na apna Bhundu "GENIOUS".
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he he he he he


good one!
 
ya bi ke baat hoyi BOBBY....jissa response tere chutkalan tayi de rey sain issa tai humney kade kise kyan tai na diya;) Nyu ke tu jevdda tuddan nai ho rya sai:D
Bobby3711 said:
Not appreciating so very disappointing to me. I think i should stop posting.
Na to achhe btande na maade btande. Btana to dur padh de b ni. Jonsa joke upar ho usse ne padh ke passe lagge.
Anyway thanx to all.
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sunitahooda said:
ya bi ke baat hoyi BOBBY....jissa response tere chutkalan tayi de rey sain issa tai humney kade kise kyan tai na diya;) Nyu ke tu jevdda tuddan nai ho rya sai:D
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Rehan de marre baattan nai.. Meri last 3 thread mein apka yo pehla reply hai. Yakin na ho to check kar lyo.
Bhundu ka ghar main ladayi, latth khaan ka jee kre to apne padhe b ni honge. Bhundu ka ghar main ladayi aale thread mein to DND ji ne b rply kar rakhya hai.
 
This joke is amajing..
Per ek baat ka shak se key kadey tanney e to na karya tha yo kaam kadey?????:rock
Bobby3711 said:
Not appreciating so very disappointing to me. I think i should stop posting.
Na to achhe btande na maade btande. Btana to dur padh de b ni. Jonsa joke upar ho usse ne padh ke passe lagge.
Anyway thanx to all.
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Bobby3711 said:
hahaha na bhai na main ni tha. Yo chutkalla mere dost ne sunaya tha 1 bar punjabi mein. Manne to bs haryanvi mein translate karya sai
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I heard the same storey of some indian guy. Parking charges at Heathrow airport is around 300 Pound for 3 weeks. That guy mortgaged his new ferrari with Barclays of the laon of 1000 bucks. He came back and paid the intrest and other charges of 30 Pound to bank. I am not sure how much is the truth about this...
 
yudhvirmor said:
I heard the same storey of some indian guy. Parking charges at Heathrow airport is around 300 Pound for 3 weeks. That guy mortgaged his new ferrari with Barclays of the laon of 1000 bucks. He came back and paid the intrest and other charges of 30 Pound to bank. I am not sure how much is the truth about this...
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hahahahaha. Bhai je ya bat sachi hai to wo chhora to kuchh ghana-e shyana hoga.
 
very good

Bobby3711 said:
1 bar apna dhabbi bhundu 1 dakter (doctor) ke clinic mein chalya gya aar jake dakter ke sir pai khad-du kar diya........." dakter saab taawle se chalo meri bahu ghani bimar ho ri sai......."
dakter kehan lagya...." dekh bhai main tumhare sath chal padunga lekin ghar par marij dekhne ki fee 150 rupey alag se lagegi."
sundu jhat bolya....." dakter saab manne bera sai bs aap taawle se chalo."
dakter ne bhundu apni car mein bitha liya arr chal padya. 5ek kilometer chal ke bhundu ne car rukwa di arr utar gya. 150 rs deke bolya....." dakter saab ya pakdo apni fee. Mera to ibbe byah b koni hoya bahu kiski bimar hove thi..."
dakter bolya...." ye kya mazak hai?"

bhundu--"mazak ke sai taxi aala adde tak ke 500 rs mange tha arr tu 150 mein aa gya......"

:p :p :D :D
kyun hai na apna Bhundu "GENIOUS".
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very good indeed.

Dakter ka address tha batha dena Bhundu tha patha kar ke.
 
Bobby3711 said:
1 bar apna dhabbi bhundu 1 dakter (doctor) ke clinic mein chalya gya aar jake dakter ke sir pai khad-du kar diya........." dakter saab taawle se chalo meri bahu ghani bimar ho ri sai......."
dakter kehan lagya...." dekh bhai main tumhare sath chal padunga lekin ghar par marij dekhne ki fee 150 rupey alag se lagegi."
sundu jhat bolya....." dakter saab manne bera sai bs aap taawle se chalo."
dakter ne bhundu apni car mein bitha liya arr chal padya. 5ek kilometer chal ke bhundu ne car rukwa di arr utar gya. 150 rs deke bolya....." dakter saab ya pakdo apni fee. Mera to ibbe byah b koni hoya bahu kiski bimar hove thi..."
dakter bolya...." ye kya mazak hai?"

bhundu--"mazak ke sai taxi aala adde tak ke 500 rs mange tha arr tu 150 mein aa gya......"

:p :p :D :D
kyun hai na apna Bhundu "GENIOUS".
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ghana badiya tha bhai .....hahahahahahahahaha
 
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