jat ka gud ar teli ki botal

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ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
 
Leelam Ji....aap jab chutkalley tohtey-tohtey aade Jatland pai aaye tai aap nai yo Chutkala KITTEY BI NA PAAYA KE???? Baddi hairani ki baat sai ya tai....hum nai tai yo aaye din kitey na kitey paa jaya kare:D ;) :p :confused: :p ;)
seemasinghg said:
ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
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sunitahooda said:
Leelam Ji....aap jab chutkalley tohtey-tohtey aade Jatland pai aaye tai aap nai yo Chutkala KITTEY BI NA PAAYA KE???? Baddi hairani ki baat sai ya tai....hum nai tai yo aaye din kitey na kitey paa jaya kare:D ;) :p :confused: :p ;)
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pehli baat te sunita madam main leelam koni...ar doosri baat ya sai ak manne yo chutkala paya jabe te aade post kara..ar teesri baat ya sai ke jo naye bande aawe unka swagat na kar sako to kam te kum unne discourage na karo...
 
seemasinghg said:
ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
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Good one Seema ji
Jindagi main kabhi khatte kabhi mithe sabhi ras milte hai:D
So keep posting
 
seemasinghg said:
pehli baat te sunita madam main leelam koni...ar doosri baat ya sai ak manne yo chutkala paya jabe te aade post kara..ar teesri baat ya sai ke jo naye bande aawe unka swagat na kar sako to kam te kum unne discourage na karo...
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seema ji nice joke rather heartedly hilarious...kamaal tha....pehlii baar sunyaa....aur aan dyo isse isse....hum te haunsalla ka taasaalla de dynage aapne...:D :p

bas aaap ruuuss matna jaiyo.....er aade kayi jallkhorre baithe reh sein....unn kahnii dhyaan matna diyo....chalna do gaadi ne....er belcome hai aapne.....mein darrasal B ne B bolya karun...jibbe Belcome kahi hai......;)
 
seemasinghg said:
pehli baat te sunita madam main leelam koni...ar doosri baat ya sai ak manne yo chutkala paya jabe te aade post kara..ar teesri baat ya sai ke jo naye bande aawe unka swagat na kar sako to kam te kum unne discourage na karo...
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Interesting :) ... keep sharing dear.
you must have heard tht also between Jat and Teli.... "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kolhu, ........Judi te konya,,,, Per Bojh te mareaga...!"
 
seema ji nice joke rather heartedly hilarious...kamaal tha....pehlii baar sunyaa....aur aan dyo isse isse....hum te haunsalla ka taasaalla de dynage aapne... :D

bas aaap ruuuss matna jaiyo.....er aade kayi jallkhorre baithe reh sein....unn kahnii dhyaan matna diyo....chalna do gaadi ne....er belcome hai aapne.....mein darrasal B ne B bolya karun...jibbe Belcome kahi hai
 
"Haansi mein Khaansi"

sunitahooda said:
Leelam Ji....aap jab chutkalley tohtey-tohtey aade ......:p :confused: :p
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यह तो अपने आप में ही एक चुटकुला बन गया - यानी कोई खांड के धोखे में कपास खा गया (या खा गई) ! असल में सुनीता गलती से डा. नीलम राठी (neels or "leelam") की तरफ इशारा कर रही थी - हो गई हांसी में खांसी !

कोई बात नहीं, हंस लो थोड़ा सा - Humor forum बनी ही इसलिए है ! :)
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Seema ji,
ND joke tha, keep them comming.

Issi chhotee chhotee bat chit te chalti e raha kare se, Nahi te pher kissi jatland. Na te kattie e formal see ho ja gee jatland.
Hope you do not mind little leg pulling from your brethern.
Keep posting
 
rsdalal said:
Seema ji,
ND joke tha, keep them comming.

Issi chhotee chhotee bat chit te chalti e raha kare se, Nahi te pher kissi jatland. Na te kattie e formal see ho ja gee jatland.
Hope you do not mind little leg pulling from your brethern.
Keep posting
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na ji bura kya ne manugi main bhi sunita ji ki leg pulling hi kar rahi thi...ar aapki baat kati theek sai pher te ya forum formal ho jyagi
 
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dndeswal said:
यह तो अपने आप में ही एक चुटकुला बन गया - यानी कोई खांड के धोखे में कपास खा गया (या खा गई) ! असल में सुनीता गलती से डा. नीलम राठी (neels or "leelam") की तरफ इशारा कर रही थी - हो गई हांसी में खांसी !

कोई बात नहीं, हंस लो थोड़ा सा - Humor forum बनी ही इसलिए है ! :)
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Hans to liye... per Dayanand ji is haansi main mere kyun khaasi karao ho,,mera achcha bhala naam bigad ke :)
 
seemasinghg said:
ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
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hahahaha
great joke
teli ki aadat nahi jaayegi
chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye
 
LAGE RAHOO SEEMA JI - kasoota chutkala tha

Seema ji ram ram,

ghana kasutta chutkala tha, atleast I have not heard this before. and specially for ppl like me who stay away from their country this comes like a breeze of fresh air.

Lagee rahoo seema ji.

seemasinghg said:
ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
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No offence intended....all in good spirit Dr Neelam Ji.

By the way calling Neelam as leelam sounds more desi. isnt is deswal ji. Nu lagaa se apnee gamm mein bathee se. mere daadi aisee hi bolte hai. Cheene (sugar) to cuneee and tamatar (tomato) theeemattar.

No offence intended....all in good spirit Dr Neelam Ji.:)


seemasinghg said:
ek be jat er teli ne aami-shami dukan khol li..jat ne gud ki ar teli ne tel ki..ek din dophare tayi unki kisse ki kamai na hui..to donua ne yo faisala kara ke baari-2 te donu ek doosre ki dukan pe jaake ek doosre ki bohni karwa dewange...to pehla teli gaya jat ki dukan pe er jaa ke bola bhai ek botal gud diye...jat bola ek gud botal ke hisab nahin kilo ke hisab mila kare, jaa pher dubare te aa..wo teli pher aaya er bola bhai ek kilo gud diye botal mein...jat pher bola na bhai koni samajh aayi tere te, tu nu kar ek tu baith dukan pe er main gud len aaunga...to teli jat ki dukan pe baith gya er jat aaya gahak ban ke..jat bola bhai ek kilo gud diye...teli sunate hi bola botal laya sai?
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neels said:
Hans to liye... per Dayanand ji is haansi main mere kyun khaasi karao ho,,mera achcha bhala naam bigad ke :)
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Haansi arr Faansi ki tai chhoddo aap nyu batao aap Dubhatt kyu kargey:o :( ke aap nai bhi iska LINK na paaya:D ;) ya fer kimme old experiences tai ghabhra gey....Keep pasting the links:)
dndeswal said:
यह तो अपने आप में ही एक चुटकुला बन गया - यानी कोई खांड के धोखे में कपास खा गया (या खा गई) ! असल में सुनीता गलती से डा. नीलम राठी (neels or "leelam") की तरफ इशारा कर रही थी - हो गई हांसी में खांसी !

कोई बात नहीं, हंस लो थोड़ा सा - Humor forum बनी ही इसलिए है ! :)
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