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dyo kheta mein

ya to katai kante ki maar di jit bhai. ha ha ha jodidaar dhoond liyo, Jott dyo kheta mein. ha ha ha...
bhai ji sa aagya.

R.S.Singh
Bijnor(U.P.)
 
Acchaa reeeee tu Baghpat ka........

Chaal pehle aapne GAAM ka naam bata AHMAK, Baghpat ki kaun ki koon main reh tu. Pher teri Mai se poojege yahi koonger...majhe pichan le..tanne kahi na khi haandta jarror milowa main Baraut ke laawe dhorre........
devdahiya said:
AACHHYA....BAGHPAT ka ND sei bhai...........WA manddali aawan nei ho rhi sei...aape intro de dengge tnne.......Ja jib lugg thodda handya khet mei........Apnne ANTTINNE nei panna lya. Ha...ha..ha.
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prashantacmet said:
Chaal pehle aapne GAAM ka naam bata AHMAK, Baghpat ki kaun ki koon main reh tu. Pher teri Mai se poojege yahi koonger...majhe pichan le..tanne kahi na khi haandta jarror milowa main Baraut ke laawe dhorre........
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Bhai Bataya to
chaprauli kaa hun mein :p
 
harishdahiya said:
badiya bhai choudary...........bahut sahi...............thoda lamba tha joke par badiya tha............
par ek baat bata yeh dholi mucha ka ke raaj hai..................
nakli la rahya hai ek safedi aa ri hai sahi mein........
bura mat maniye bhai........
tera sawagat hai jatland pe.............
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Bhai 20 saal ki umar kyu asli Safedi laan lagra

Yahan tam sare kahan lag re koi jott ki dhundho, milti to ko na bhai
 
desijat said:
Bhai 20 saal ki umar kyu asli Safedi laan lagra

Yahan tam sare kahan lag re koi jott ki dhundho, milti to ko na bhai
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Tu saare jatland ke membrran nei NAI ke maan rhya se ke kassai........teri jott.....ha...ha...ha.Arre koe mett dyo iski khajj? ha..ha..ha,Bhai ghanna mastanna sei yo chhora alias LONDDA.
 
devdahiya said:
TERI Jott ka ke kassai....BULUDHH bujhjhe sei ke...ha..ha..ha..ha. Akk ghullai karre ga....ke mann mei sei....kunssi jott milawaan terri....? Tu tei kassoot sei bhai......Akk tu chhori chahwei sei................Tnne hum saggai aale la liye ke? Ha...ha...ha...ha. Jibbe tei ye muchh dhholli kar rhya sei....Rapiye ka chassaddu deekhkhe sei jammai....ha...ha..ha. Manne dikh gya tha byont...jyahein tein patdde ka jikkar krya tha manne....................ARRE KOE MILLAIYO ISS KASSAI KI JOTT...ha..ha..ha. RUKK jya tnne ibb banyan bathha dengge thoddi haan mei?...yo bighanni sei bhai. ha..ha..ha.
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sir katti hansa-hansa k marr diye, joke te ghanni to aapke comment ne challe padd diye:D :D :D , very gud joke desi jat.
 
Chokhha Bhai, to KHOKHER hai, Chaal eib aapni patti ka bhi naam batade. chaprauli mein mharri bhi ek Ristedarri hai............... Ar tu nu bata de BAIRRI, Baraut kehte ke tere latthe bhundeee ho thee , jo tu Baghpat Baghpat kar rya thaa... Baghpat ne bhool jaa, Baraut hi chaalan de..............

desijat said:
Bhai Bataya to
chaprauli kaa hun mein :p
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kaka ji, aaj ke hasaa-2 ke maaroge ke, kati dussang go di pet main, manne lagye sai yo LONDA mhare tai hi apni jodi dhundwavega, ar pher iski Baraat main bhi jaana padega. par nu laage sai manne ak pahla iski ye dholi moonch paadni padegi, pher kisse chori aalaa nai bulawange.

devdahiya said:
Tu saare jatland ke membrran nei NAI ke maan rhya se ke kassai........teri jott.....ha...ha...ha.Arre koe mett dyo iski khajj? ha..ha..ha,Bhai ghanna mastanna sei yo chhora alias LONDDA.
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prashantacmet said:
Chokhha Bhai, to KHOKHER hai, Chaal eib aapni patti ka bhi naam batade. chaprauli mein mharri bhi ek Ristedarri hai............... Ar tu nu bata de BAIRRI, Baraut kehte ke tere latthe bhundeee ho thee , jo tu Baghpat Baghpat kar rya thaa... Baghpat ne bhool jaa, Baraut hi chaalan de..............
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Bhai Patti DHankosiya te, hum u to Dilli re, chaha mara gaam mein se
 
desijat said:
Bhai, Lugai to ghoonghat mein hi chokhi laage, aaj kal ki ghani parkati hori hai.

True beauty is like an iceberg, you can only see the tip, but keeps on wondering what more it might be:p
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urr bhai kahin yu iceburg ku dekhte dekhte tera Titanic na takra ke tukde tukde ho ja.... enn iceburg se bas bach ke door se nikal jaiye...bade khatarnak hon yen...hahahaha

RK^2
 
desijat said:
Yaa koun si mandali se, aan de, ar mein Baghpat jile ka rahan wala hun, muzzafarnagar kaa naa
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bhai vikas kaunse gaam ka hai tu, pehle to ye bata.... teri yaa bat bilkul sahi hai ke muzaffar nagar wale jat etne majakiya ne hotte...baruat walon ke saamne muzaffar nagar wale ni tak patte bhai...mai bilkul manga teri ye baat...mai shamli ilaake ka hoon aur bilkul tere jhande ke neeche hoon mai es baat mai...

RK^2
 
desijat said:
Bhai Bataya to
chaprauli kaa hun mein :p
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o bhai chaproliya..tum ho to pakke ladakki...par bhai majak karan me bawaliya thare te bahut oopar hain... waise chaprolli me bhai mhaari ristedaari bhi hai. mera chotte bhai ki sasural hai wahan.. mera bas chale to UP ki Rajdhani chaprolli me bana doon bhai...fer sarkaar kisi ko ho, ke farak pade..

RK^2
 
Maaf karna bhai sirf #1 post padhi hai. baki nahi padhi hain.

Vikas Bhai,

Chutkala tai parana hai. Pur teri bolli bahot badiya lagi bhai. Really!!


I would request members to post chutkale in their own dialect to let us have the varied tastes.
 
rkumar said:
o bhai chaproliya..tum ho to pakke ladakki...par bhai majak karan me bawaliya thare te bahut oopar hain... waise chaprolli me bhai mhaari ristedaari bhi hai. mera chotte bhai ki sasural hai wahan.. mera bas chale to UP ki Rajdhani chaprolli me bana doon bhai...fer sarkaar kisi ko ho, ke farak pade..

RK^2
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Re BHai Mayavati ne Jib Baghpat Jila banaya ne, usne badi Galti kari, Baraut banana chah tha, ar SAbme badi tehsil hai Chaprauli ki is Jile mein, ar bhai Bawli ki meri bhabhi, badoli ki bhabhi, bijrol ki chachi ar malakpar ki chachi
Sara des gher rakhya humne to
 
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