jat ki dukandari

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nice to read

rekharathee said:
ekk bee ekk jat nee attachiyaann ki dukkan khol li,

arr tammne te bera ee see akk jattan ke basski na te dukandarri sambhallni hoyaa karre arr na panjabbi oottne, hahahahhhahhah

appar iss jatt ke donuun cheez kathi fannsgyi,

usski dukan pee 2-3 panjabban aagyi, arr ve panjabban "dess tee batti bollen thi".........

ve laag gyi" bhaiya ye dikha do, nahi-2 bhaiya vo vali" hahahhahahah

unne eek-ekk karr kee sarri attechi khulva-khulva kee dekh li, jat becharra pashenyamm-pashenyaa horrya arr dikhan laag rya, bass ekke reh gyi thi,

ek panjabban-dussri tee" pata nahi ye bhatia sahab kahan reh gaye"

jat ke pehlyaa ee nirra choo uth rya tha, passinee puchtta-2 bolyaa

"yaa ekke reh rri sii issne khol ke dikhaoon, kadde issme ee badd rya ho"

hi rekha ji
really nice joke ........................ awesome:cool:
 
rekharathee said:
ekk bee ekk jat nee attachiyaann ki dukkan khol li,

arr tammne te bera ee see akk jattan ke basski na te dukandarri sambhallni hoyaa karre arr na panjabbi oottne, hahahahhhahhah

appar iss jatt ke donuun cheez kathi fannsgyi,

usski dukan pee 2-3 panjabban aagyi, arr ve panjabban "dess tee batti bollen thi".........

ve laag gyi" bhaiya ye dikha do, nahi-2 bhaiya vo vali" hahahhahahah

unne eek-ekk karr kee sarri attechi khulva-khulva kee dekh li, jat becharra pashenyamm-pashenyaa horrya arr dikhan laag rya, bass ekke reh gyi thi,

ek panjabban-dussri tee" pata nahi ye bhatia sahab kahan reh gaye"

jat ke pehlyaa ee nirra choo uth rya tha, passinee puchtta-2 bolyaa

"yaa ekke reh rri sii issne khol ke dikhaoon, kadde issme ee badd rya ho"


hello rekha ,
its really nice jok
keep posting :)
 
HA.....HA.....HA......
YO KASUTA THA .............
:D


rekharathee said:
ekk bee ekk jat nee attachiyaann ki dukkan khol li,

arr tammne te bera ee see akk jattan ke basski na te dukandarri sambhallni hoyaa karre arr na panjabbi oottne, hahahahhhahhah

appar iss jatt ke donuun cheez kathi fannsgyi,

usski dukan pee 2-3 panjabban aagyi, arr ve panjabban "dess tee batti bollen thi".........

ve laag gyi" bhaiya ye dikha do, nahi-2 bhaiya vo vali" hahahhahahah

unne eek-ekk karr kee sarri attechi khulva-khulva kee dekh li, jat becharra pashenyamm-pashenyaa horrya arr dikhan laag rya, bass ekke reh gyi thi,

ek panjabban-dussri tee" pata nahi ye bhatia sahab kahan reh gaye"

jat ke pehlyaa ee nirra choo uth rya tha, passinee puchtta-2 bolyaa

"yaa ekke reh rri sii issne khol ke dikhaoon, kadde issme ee badd rya ho"
 
rekharathee said:
ekk bee ekk jat nee attachiyaann ki dukkan khol li,

arr tammne te bera ee see akk jattan ke basski na te dukandarri sambhallni hoyaa karre arr na panjabbi oottne, hahahahhhahhah

appar iss jatt ke donuun cheez kathi fannsgyi,

usski dukan pee 2-3 panjabban aagyi, arr ve panjabban "dess tee batti bollen thi".........

ve laag gyi" bhaiya ye dikha do, nahi-2 bhaiya vo vali" hahahhahahah

unne eek-ekk karr kee sarri attechi khulva-khulva kee dekh li, jat becharra pashenyamm-pashenyaa horrya arr dikhan laag rya, bass ekke reh gyi thi,

ek panjabban-dussri tee" pata nahi ye bhatia sahab kahan reh gaye"

jat ke pehlyaa ee nirra choo uth rya tha, passinee puchtta-2 bolyaa

"yaa ekke reh rri sii issne khol ke dikhaoon, kadde issme ee badd rya ho"
re man gr rekha tenne,kati chala pad diya. ghana kasuta phenk diya yo te. munne yakin nahi ho rhya ki chhori bhi isse n.d. chutkale baga jane se. sawad aagya kati. kai dina me original sunnn ne milya se. iss he dhal lagi rahiye aur hum nue he appriceate kare rahnge.
 
Vishal....tanne apna tai INTRO diya na....chal koye na apney KAKA ka ger de....Tera KAKA tai hoga koye akk bina KAKA ke KAKI_KAKI kukkaan laag rya sai....baalakpann mai tanne KAAG KA JHOOTHA PAANI TAI NA PEE LIYA THA????:p :D :D :cool: :rolleyes: Teri fotu mai yo FIDO-DIDO sa koon khada sai????
vishalbalhara said:
Ghana kasoota thaa yo te re kaki ...katti jee sa aa gya!ye yo to in punjabana ke saath wo baat kar di ke- chatur kaoooova are gu mein chonch.
jiitee reh are nui likhti reh
 
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Good one !

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रेखा ने अपने ढंग से लिखा है और बहुत ही अच्छे अंदाज में लिखा है । वैसे बहुत पहले यहां लिखा जा चुका है । रेखा बुरा न मान जाये, इसलिये पहले 'लिंक' नहीं लिखा । आदत से मजबूर हूं, अब बता देता हूं :

Bhatia saab khoo gaye

बुरा मत मान जाना रेखा, लिखते रहना - पहले भी लिखे हों, तो परवाह नहीं !
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dndeswal said:
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रेखा ने अपने ढंग से लिखा है और बहुत ही अच्छे अंदाज में लिखा है । वैसे बहुत पहले यहां लिखा जा चुका है । रेखा बुरा न मान जाये, इसलिये पहले 'लिंक' नहीं लिखा । आदत से मजबूर हूं, अब बता देता हूं :

Bhatia saab khoo gaye

बुरा मत मान जाना रेखा, लिखते रहना - पहले भी लिखे हों, तो परवाह नहीं !
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hahahahahahahahaahh, deswalji yo ke karrya aapne, ittne dinn pachee appke k kuukkall sii uthi hahahahhhah @kuukkall

challo theek see, appar ek cheez dekho aaap, yo pehle alle chutkalle ka tee title bhi "hindi-haryanvi" mix tha hahahhahahh shudd nahi tha

"Bhatia saab khoo gaye" arr iiisstylee b nyarra tha so aapsee darkhwaasst hai inn dono chutkallon ko alag-2 category mein rakha jaaee hahahahah, yah the theme was d same, but picturised in different ways
hahahahahhahaahhahh
 
Yunn ke yunhi....Deswal sahab ki marji....Moderator bangey to ke hoya....Search engine ke gunno se wo abhi bhi vanchit nahi huay hai.....hahahahahahaha@ vanchit:D ;) :p :)
rekharathee said:
hahahahahahahahaahh, deswalji yo ke karrya aapne, ittne dinn pachee appke k kuukkall sii uthi hahahahhhah @kuukkall

challo theek see, appar ek cheez dekho aaap, yo pehle alle chutkalle ka tee title bhi "hindi-haryanvi" mix tha hahahhahahh shudd nahi tha

"Bhatia saab khoo gaye" arr iiisstylee b nyarra tha so aapsee darkhwaasst hai inn dono chutkallon ko alag-2 category mein rakha jaaee hahahahah, yah the theme was d same, but picturised in different ways
hahahahahhahaahhahh
 
good joke reekha !!

rekharathee said:
hahahahahahahahaahh, deswalji yo ke karrya aapne, ittne dinn pachee appke k kuukkall sii uthi hahahahhhah @kuukkall

challo theek see, appar ek cheez dekho aaap, yo pehle alle chutkalle ka tee title bhi "hindi-haryanvi" mix tha hahahhahahh shudd nahi tha

"Bhatia saab khoo gaye" arr iiisstylee b nyarra tha so aapsee darkhwaasst hai inn dono chutkallon ko alag-2 category mein rakha jaaee hahahahah, yah the theme was d same, but picturised in different ways
hahahahahhahaahhahh
hahahaah.. aaj ghaney din mein bardyaa su,,,,,:D :p ,,, joke aur deswal sir aaley link ,,,, dono pey ghanni haansi aa gayii...........:p ;) ,,,,,,,,,,, deswal sir ek link bihari bar beer aaley pey bhee cheap ke aaiyoo,,,, yu bhi pehlam aa liya hehehahaahha,,,,,,,,,, :D :p
 
MR.RUPENDRAA...GHANEY DINO ME BADDNEY KE LIYE....:p :p AUR ITNA GHANA HASSNEY LI AAPKA DHANYAWAAD....:D :)
downtoearth said:
hahahaah.. aaj ghaney din mein bardyaa su,,,,,:D :p ,,, joke aur deswal sir aaley link ,,,, dono pey ghanni haansi aa gayii...........:p ;) ,,,,,,,,,,, deswal sir ek link bihari bar beer aaley pey bhee cheap ke aaiyoo,,,, yu bhi pehlam aa liya hehehahaahha,,,,,,,,,, :D :p
 
Chokkhha tha...

badhiya thaa... saabbasss... lo padho ib yo..suna ho to fer haso...

Mandir mein ek chhora, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"
Voh chhora bolya "Meri lugai ghar te bhaaj giii."
Tau bolya, "Re bawley iske aage ke teswe bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha...jib iski lugai..!!!:D
 
hahahahaha bebe tanne toh rog sa kaat diye rekha
rekharathee said:
ekk bee ekk jat nee attachiyaann ki dukkan khol li,

arr tammne te bera ee see akk jattan ke basski na te dukandarri sambhallni hoyaa karre arr na panjabbi oottne, hahahahhhahhah

appar iss jatt ke donuun cheez kathi fannsgyi,

usski dukan pee 2-3 panjabban aagyi, arr ve panjabban "dess tee batti bollen thi".........

ve laag gyi" bhaiya ye dikha do, nahi-2 bhaiya vo vali" hahahhahahah

unne eek-ekk karr kee sarri attechi khulva-khulva kee dekh li, jat becharra pashenyamm-pashenyaa horrya arr dikhan laag rya, bass ekke reh gyi thi,

ek panjabban-dussri tee" pata nahi ye bhatia sahab kahan reh gaye"

jat ke pehlyaa ee nirra choo uth rya tha, passinee puchtta-2 bolyaa

"yaa ekke reh rri sii issne khol ke dikhaoon, kadde issme ee badd rya ho"
 
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