jat ki mainat

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yogeshkalher

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Ek bania ki chori mandir mai dhok maran lag rahi thi ke he devi ma mera bhai( shaadi) kara de, teri swamani kar dongi. Ek jat n ya dekh ar sun li. kuch dina bad us chori ka baih ho gya.

jat ja panucha bhole ke mandir me ar bola re bhole baba mera baih(shaadi) kra de ga to tere jhota(sand) bandh doonga.jat ka bhi baih ho gya.ar usne jhota shivling ke bandh diya.jhota 4,5 ghante to aram se baitha raha are pacha mar ke jhatka shivling par liya.shivling jhote ke gal -gal ghisrta hande.

devi ke mandir kai aage jan laga to devi boli re bhole teri ya khrabmati ho rahi se bhola bola tane bahman ,baniya ke baih karya se, kise jat ke phinse gi jab bera pataiga.:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Kalhar saab joke to acha tha...school mein sunya tha.:cool: ..er iib nyu bata dyo ki raam raami kare bina aapne chutkalla chep marya aap ne killkki TOULL ka bhe nahi hoya............hahahahahaha......thooodi bahut intro. ki thread bhi chala dyo har.....bera laag jyata ki aare kisse kisse paapi sain.....aapne aapne khuntte ki fikaar nahi hui ke........

kher ye jo aapne HARRE HARRE kabutter cheep diye>>>:D :D :D :D
inka matlab ke se ....... appne ghanni haansi aayi ya aap humne hasaaan ki koshish karo so...:eek: :eek:

koi na iib bhi time se iitne taddka ho ek aur la dyo cheppi si ki.....aap kahan se aaye ho kaun ho waghera waghera.......baaki aap ki marzzi........paache manne na kahiyo ki tammne batai na....:p ;)
 
ree yogii...............

reee yoggiii.......kee karaa reyy uu........tannee ke sochi akk raamm konii aadeyy......parr bhaaii ramm saii arr humneyy woo ee bachaawegaa teree inn waarrraan tey.....:p:eek:;)

teri pehlii chook sai iss maarii maafii jayajj bhii saii dubbii.........koii naa..........:cool:

arr ibb nu karr ek general main jaa ke ram ram chaahee hi,, helloo type kimme likh dey.............arr pakkaadd liyee mhaareyy naa kee guldasteyy.......;);)
 
chroy yoggii,,,,,,,,, iss jhottey ney aapni BUGGI mein raakh,,,,,:p ;) :D ,,,,,,,,,,,, aur agar buggi mein na raakhda to ,,,,,,, pichley joke paadh ley ek bey:p ;) :D ,,,,,,,,,,, baaki tu naya sey,,,,,,,,,, lagya rey nuey;)
 
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