jat ney punjabi pitwa diya

[downtoearth]

Last year mere 2 friends new year party mein tey aan laag rahhey theyy.,,jinmey ek jat tha aur dusra punjabi { gulati}thaa ..Dono ney chikk ke darru pi raakhi thee aur car rashly chalaan laag rahey theyy..Delhi POlice gypsy ne chase karkey pakarr liyee...police aala bhi hisar ka thaa..punjabi ki pindi kaamb gayii.......

police aala to jat friend >>> itni tej kyu bhaja rahya thaa?
friend>>> mera panja ghanna bharya hai
police aala>>>> licence dikhaa?
friend>>>licence mein key gott {gotr} milawega?............Police aaley ne uskey ek pardya.... Jat friend key thappad laagdey daaru utter gayi aur nu sochya punjabi bach gaya aur baad mein teri haansi karega.. jat police aaley ney bolya

jat>>>sunoo ji,, merey to marr diya,, koi baat nahi ,, agar merey dhabbi kaani lakhagey ,too mahrey tey bura koi koni howega..............POLICE aaley ney to itna sundey hi punjabi key ek ghumma ke thappad marya...............

baad mein hamney bera pattey pacheey khoob haansey aur yo conclusion kadhya>>>>>>> "maa baap ,, master aur policeey ki maar ka kadey bura nahi manna chahiye........{kunki inkey case mein hum kuch nahi kar saktey}

 

[keshavdahiya]

Katti sahi kahi bhai

"maa baap ,, master aur policeey ki maar ka kadey bura nahi manna chahiye........{kunki inkey case mein hum kuch nahi kar saktey}

Very ritly said Bhai Rupender, Waise in my opinion inn punjabiyan ke to likarte barte nyu hi paard dena chahiye & then tell them that "its NEVER ENOUGH" it cud have been worse

By the way I dont want to comment on your jokes anymore U know why
They keep on getting better and better.

 

[vikassindhu]

don't take panga with puliciya.

jat kai ek lagaya to punjabi ke kai 2 laagne chahiye the.

 

[nd-chora]

re rupy chutkala te bahut badhiya per nyu bata tu ish photu ka kyun naach nacha rya sei, kadde taar le sei kadde latka de sei.
katti MODEL llage sei

 

[ajay_kumar_g]

Bhai rupendra

app nai etnai jokes kaha ekatatha kar rekha thai.
Good one/////

Last year mere 2 friends new year party mein tey aan laag rahhey theyy.,,jinmey ek jat tha aur dusra punjabi { gulati}thaa ..Dono ney chikk ke darru pi raakhi thee aur car rashly chalaan laag rahey theyy..Delhi POlice gypsy ne chase karkey pakarr liyee...police aala bhi hisar ka thaa..punjabi ki pindi kaamb gayii.......

police aala to jat friend >>> itni tej kyu bhaja rahya thaa?
friend>>> mera panja ghanna bharya hai
police aala>>>> licence dikhaa?
friend>>>licence mein key gott {gotr} milawega?............Police aaley ne uskey ek pardya.... Jat friend key thappad laagdey daaru utter gayi aur nu sochya punjabi bach gaya aur baad mein teri haansi karega.. jat police aaley ney bolya

jat>>>sunoo ji,, merey to marr diya,, koi baat nahi ,, agar merey dhabbi kaani lakhagey ,too mahrey tey bura koi koni howega..............POLICE aaley ney to itna sundey hi punjabi key ek ghumma ke thappad marya...............

baad mein hamney bera pattey pacheey khoob haansey aur yo conclusion kadhya>>>>>>> "maa baap ,, master aur policeey ki maar ka kadey bura nahi manna chahiye........{kunki inkey case mein hum kuch nahi kar saktey}