rameshwarsingh
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Ek baar ek Jat, ek Pandit ji aur ek Lalaji mela dekhne jaa rahe thei. Lalaji aur Panditji ke pas sau sau (hundred) rupye thei aur Jat ke paas kuchh nahin tha (Jat sidhe kheton se mela dekhne chala tha). Jat bola bhai aise chupchap chaloge tau raasta kaise katega. Chalo jhhooth bolne ka competition karte hein. Hum ek ek karke bare se bara jhooth bolenge. Jo koi jhooth par vishwas nahin karega use 100 rupye jurmane ke dene honge.
Sabse pahle pandit ji bole, “ Bhaiyo ek barr hamare gaon mein sookha para. Hamne ek gaay paal rakhi thee. Who itnaa doodh deti thee ki hamne uskee chhachh pass kee sookhi nadi (river) mein bahayee aur jahan jahan tak who nadi gayi uske aas paas ke logon se chhachh pee pee ke apnee jaan bachayee. Batao bhaiyo yeh baat sach hei ki jhooth.?” Dono ne kaha pandit bhai pandit jee bilkul sahi kaha.
Lala ji ne number liya. Bole,” Yaaro esa hi to hamare gaon mein hua. Pandit ji aapne gaay paali thi aur hamne kabootari. Kabootari ne byane ke baad itna doodh diya ki log doodh pee pee ke bach gaye.” Dono ne sahmati mein apnee gardan hila dee.
Ab jat kaa number tha. Bola ,” hamare gaon mein to barh (flood) aa gayi thee. Saree faslen gal gayi. Bearish rukne ka naam nahin leti thi. Ab fasal kahan Karen? Hamare pitaji ganje (bald) thei. Hamne apne pitaji ke ganje sir (head) par chaar bugghi mitti daal ke genhu bo diye. Jab fasal mein paani kee jaroorat hoti, hum pitaji ko ek ghante ke liye baahar khara kar dete. Itnee achchhi fasal hui ki 100 man genhu hue. Usmen se 100 man panditji aap ke pitaji le gaye. 100 man lalaji aap ke pitaji le gaye aur 100 man hamne apne ghar ke liye rakh liye. Ab aap ise jhooth manao to 100-100 rupye deo aur sach mano tau 100-100 man ke paise dedo. “
Lalaji aur padit ji ne aapas mein baat karke 100-100 rupye jat ko diye aur wahin se apne ghar ko laut aaye.
Sabse pahle pandit ji bole, “ Bhaiyo ek barr hamare gaon mein sookha para. Hamne ek gaay paal rakhi thee. Who itnaa doodh deti thee ki hamne uskee chhachh pass kee sookhi nadi (river) mein bahayee aur jahan jahan tak who nadi gayi uske aas paas ke logon se chhachh pee pee ke apnee jaan bachayee. Batao bhaiyo yeh baat sach hei ki jhooth.?” Dono ne kaha pandit bhai pandit jee bilkul sahi kaha.
Lala ji ne number liya. Bole,” Yaaro esa hi to hamare gaon mein hua. Pandit ji aapne gaay paali thi aur hamne kabootari. Kabootari ne byane ke baad itna doodh diya ki log doodh pee pee ke bach gaye.” Dono ne sahmati mein apnee gardan hila dee.
Ab jat kaa number tha. Bola ,” hamare gaon mein to barh (flood) aa gayi thee. Saree faslen gal gayi. Bearish rukne ka naam nahin leti thi. Ab fasal kahan Karen? Hamare pitaji ganje (bald) thei. Hamne apne pitaji ke ganje sir (head) par chaar bugghi mitti daal ke genhu bo diye. Jab fasal mein paani kee jaroorat hoti, hum pitaji ko ek ghante ke liye baahar khara kar dete. Itnee achchhi fasal hui ki 100 man genhu hue. Usmen se 100 man panditji aap ke pitaji le gaye. 100 man lalaji aap ke pitaji le gaye aur 100 man hamne apne ghar ke liye rakh liye. Ab aap ise jhooth manao to 100-100 rupye deo aur sach mano tau 100-100 man ke paise dedo. “
Lalaji aur padit ji ne aapas mein baat karke 100-100 rupye jat ko diye aur wahin se apne ghar ko laut aaye.
Ha Ha. Jat's brain works faster than a super computer. Koi panga mat liyo bhai.