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:D ek baar ek aadmi apne sasural jaave tha.rah ghana lamba tha..gelan pandit ne le gaya..(pandit ne to free ke pakwan chahiye)

jaake sasural mein sasu ne raji khushi bhoojhi...
(nu to lugai baata mein sab te aage hove se..)
par bateo ne bhi takkar de rakhi thi...
sasu boli..-dekh beta sasural mein ghana nahin bolya karte....
bateo bolya-- tu ke apne mame ke aari se..tu bhi sasural mein hogi..:D:D
f
er khaan ki baari aayi..
donno(bateo chateo) khaana kaan lage..

bahman(pandit)-ne jaldi jaldi mein garam saag muh mein ghal liya..jab muh jala to aankhan mein aansoo aaye..
bateoo ne bhoojhi bhai ke hoi(ab bahman nu kyounkar batave ke moh jal gaya)
bahman bolya-mujhe aisa laga ki mera chora bimaar hai...u sooch kar meri aankhan mein aasoo aa gaye..:D :D :D
jab bateo ne garam saag muh mein ghalya..uska bhi muh jal gaya.uski bhi aankhan mein aanso aaye.
bahman bolya- bhai tu kyoun roya..
bateo bolya.--- jo tera chora bimaar tha na..woh mar liya....:D :D :cool:
 
Ra bahut badhiya vishal bhai and

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rockingguy said:
jab bateo ne garam saag muh mein ghalya..uska bhi muh jal gaya.uski bhi aankhan mein aanso aaye.
bahman bolya- bhai tu kyoun roya..
bateo bolya.--- jo tera chora bimaar tha na..woh mar liya....:D :D :cool:
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bhai re rocking guy tanne te ghanne baddu tambu gaad diya marre yaaaarr......ghanne din mein sunya iisa isaa chutkala.....iib saans matna len idye aare kisse ne........:D:D:D...hahahhahahahah
koi bhujje ke haal se ? ?...... to nyu khaya karen na ki BHAMAN SE PITTTAN LAAG REH SEIN......bas wahi baat hai bhaman ka chorra pitwa diya tanne paap lagega tere......hahahhahahaa killkki pe killkki ...:D :p :D :
..tanne chutkalyan ki haandi si phoodd raakhi se jama...lagya reh nyu-e........
 
"Do gose tha ke bitoda paath diya "

vishalji chutkalla badiya tha,appar ek baat bataiyo, manne te suni thi logg "naai" nee le kee jaya karrte susradd(na na sasural) mein, ye bahamann kadd te jaan laag gyee,

rakesh ki baat b maadi-maadi sahi ee hai

hahahhahahaa,

aapar rakesh do gossyan tee te "haarra" banya karre, bitodda nahi
 
rekhaji nai jaaya karte bayah karwan..
bayah pache bateo gel chateo to koi chala jaave kimme farak na padta...
is rakesh ne mein pichle 4 saal te jaano hoon..u to uain bakwad kare jave se....

rekharathee said:
"Do gose tha ke bitoda paath diya "

vishalji chutkalla badiya tha,appar ek baat bataiyo, manne te suni thi logg "naai" nee le kee jaya karrte susradd(na na sasural) mein, ye bahamann kadd te jaan laag gyee,

rakesh ki baat b maadi-maadi sahi ee hai

hahahhahahaa,

aapar rakesh do gossyan tee te "haarra" banya karre, bitodda nahi
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