jat rotti khnadde honge !

[mhundpuriamann]

scene nue hai : baniye ki chorri (hogee 6 ek saal ki) apne ghar me bathhi khel rahee hai, ki ek damm achanakk !

larkee : babbu ...............babbu.......o...baabbuu (jor ki cheekh)

baniyaa : arh haan mree laaddo ke hoyaa, ke hoya mree laaddo betti.

larkee : u parose main kisaa raulaa ho ryaa hai.

baniya : kuch nhee betti jat rotti khandde honge , tu darrai mannya.


now in haryanvee

scene is like this : a small beautiful girl playing joyfully in her porh, suddenly!!!

girl : dad..........dad.........(shouting madly)

baniya : what happened my darling , what happened sweetheart.

girl : what are these noises coming from neighbour house .

baniya: nothing my baby, jats must be having their dinner , don't be afraid , u enjoy urself.

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Nice Joke bhai ......keep it up...:rock

scene nue hai : baniye ki chorri (hogee 6 ek saal ki) apne ghar me bathhi khel rahee hai, ki ek damm achanakk !

larkee : babbu ...............babbu.......o...baabbuu (jor ki cheekh)

baniyaa : arh haan mree laaddo ke hoyaa, ke hoya mree laaddo betti.

larkee : u parose main kisaa raulaa ho ryaa hai.

baniya : kuch nhee betti jat rotti khandde honge , tu darrai mannya.


now in haryanvee

scene is like this : a small beautiful baniya girl playing joyfully in her porh, suddenly!!!

girl : dad..........dad.........(shouting madly)

baniya : what happened my darling , what happened sweetheart.

girl : what are these noises coming from neighbour house .

baniya: nothing my baby, jats must be having their dinner , don't be afraid , u enjoy urself.

 

[mhundpuriamann]

thanx !

Nice Joke bhai ......keep it up...:rock

thanx brother for hausla-afjaee

 

[aryasatyadev]

Jitender bhai........ badhiya joke tha....... par angrezi haryanavi upar niche ho rhi thee

 

[chandan]

hahaha!!!

scene nue hai : baniye ki chorri (hogee 6 ek saal ki) apne ghar me bathhi khel rahee hai, ki ek damm achanakk !

larkee : babbu ...............babbu.......o...baabbuu (jor ki cheekh)

baniyaa : arh haan mree laaddo ke hoyaa, ke hoya mree laaddo betti.

larkee : u parose main kisaa raulaa ho ryaa hai.

baniya : kuch nhee betti jat rotti khandde honge , tu darrai mannya.


now in haryanvee

scene is like this : a small beautiful girl playing joyfully in her porh, suddenly!!!

girl : dad..........dad.........(shouting madly)

baniya : what happened my darling , what happened sweetheart.

girl : what are these noises coming from neighbour house .

baniya: nothing my baby, jats must be having their dinner , don't be afraid , u enjoy urself.

ya teh waa hi baat hui ..."diet hai toh fight hai":rock:rock:rock

 

[dndeswal]

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असल में बनिये नै न्यूं कहया था - कुछ ना बेटी, जाट हुक्का पीते होंगे !


.

 

[skdeswal]

maan sahab,

please, thoda age bhi badh lo.

 

[mhundpuriamann]

ok my fault !

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असल में बनिये नै न्यूं कहया था - कुछ ना बेटी, जाट हुक्का पीते होंगे !


.

ok sir , fault but i had heard like this only but from now i'll "hokka pinde

honge"

 

[mhundpuriamann]

aagge bhee badh le ?

maan sahab,

please, thoda age bhi badh lo.

kyaa matbal bhaee thodda aagge badh le,hint de aagge baddan ka , kyaa aagge badh loon ?

jat buddi hai thodaa clear karna padtaa hai .

 

[mhundpuriamann]

wo hee to haryanvee thee !

Jitender bhai........ badhiya joke tha....... par angrezi haryanavi upar niche ho rhi thee

arya bhaee aap shayad haryane ke nahee ho , are aapko nhee pataa english is our mother language (haryane aalyaan ki ) that's why i wrote now in haryanvee.

you know , haryanvee english and english are sister languages.

 

[aryasatyadev]

Thanks for enlighten me on the language issue........ par is statement ke baad ib llage sai koi controversy shuru kraoge..... rahi baat Haryanavi hone ki te bhai...... aapki hi district ka hoon...... but you know... kintu but my angrezi is bit mushkil......... hai

arya bhaee aap shayad haryane ke nahee ho , are aapko nhee pataa english is our mother language (haryane aalyaan ki ) that's why i wrote now in haryanvee.

you know , haryanvee english and english are sister languages.

 

[mhundpuriamann]

don't say like this man !

Thanks for enlighten me on the language issue........ par is statement ke baad ib llage sai koi controversy shuru kraoge..... rahi baat Haryanavi hone ki te bhai...... aapki hi district ka hoon...... but you know... kintu but my angrezi is bit mushkil......... hai

don't say like this arya bhaae , say my "haryanvee" is little muskil , u r again forgetting. !

 

[ajit2009]

ok sir , fault but i had heard like this only but from now i'll "hokka pinde

honge"

:thappadke bat hogi falt hogya to ,jat ki bat loh ki lakir ho sai keh di to keh di ,par deswal sab bhaichare sethode bujurg bhi hai ,fir bhi salah le leni chahye,ekadh ko purani kahwat ap hi suna do deswal sab .........:boxing

 

[ajit2009]

don't say like this arya bhaae , say my "haryanvee" is little muskil , u r again forgetting. !

bhai ik mhari bhi sun le ........
..................................ye arye samaj wale gaya kare apne program me,ki bhai gam me balka ke jab churne hojawenge to badi sani lugai ke kahwe gi ke ik handi me gud rakh ke tand pe rakh do ,churne apne ap thik ho jawenge,
.........par arye ji kahte hai ye sab andh wiswas hai,bhala balak ke churana ke aur handi ke bich 100 fit ka fasla hai kistarya aram lagega ,batao ....?
........................is par ik simple jat ka jawab hai ..:aram lagega , kyonki jab gud hi tand pe rakh diya tio churne kaha se honge ,u hai desi research, kyoki balak gud kha nahi sakta ,then no happening , r u agree arye ji .....


:thappad,,,,,,,,,........ye jo ,andhwiswas kehte ho ye wo nahi jo tum samjhte ho ,......ye desi jatta ki science hai ....:rock
bat ki bat ,bhay ka bhay , ilaj ka ilaj,..........ye sab pahle coding thi .

 

[navdeepbudhwar]

waah re choore............

 

[vpannu]

ke tha yo??

baniya : kuch nhee betti jat rotti khandde honge , tu darrai mannya.

के मतलब था भाई इस तेरे "चुटकले " का ?? रोटी खांदी हाण रोल्ला माच्या करे के? अक उनके दांद घणे बड्डे थे , जो रोटी चाब्ती हाण आपस में कटा कट बाजे थे ?

 

[vj]

sahi baat

के मतलब था भाई इस तेरे "चुटकले " का ?? रोटी खांदी हाण रोल्ला माच्या करे के? अक उनके दांद घणे बड्डे थे , जो रोटी चाब्ती हाण आपस में कटा कट बाजे थे ?

katti sahi baat khai......daant na the....JCB ke panjhe le rahe the dakki...

 

[ajit2009]

के मतलब था भाई इस तेरे "चुटकले " का ?? रोटी खांदी हाण रोल्ला माच्या करे के? अक उनके दांद घणे बड्डे थे , जो रोटी चाब्ती हाण आपस में कटा कट बाजे थे ?

bhai pannu duniya matlab ki hai ............ye to tu hi kah raha hai ke matlab ?
.....ar jab matlab hi bata diya to tu kisko janega ,kisi ne kaha hai .......
matlab nikal gaya to jante nahi ,
.. u ja rahe hai jase pahchante nahi.


aur jat ki bat ka to koi matlab hi nahi hota , agar samjhane walal ho to poochane ki jaroorat nahi, eg .....

ik bar ik baniya bola ,jat re jat tere sir pe khat,
jat ne sochi tu bhi mar .....
jat bola baniya re baniya tere sir pe kolhu,
baniya bola nahi jami..........
jat bola na jami to bojh to marega ..............susre ? .............
ib bata ke matalab nikla
bhai jat tajurba ka mara hod ho se ......usne matlab se koi matlab nahi hota ,kyonki use jo kuch karna hai wo karna hai hai. bassssssssssssssssss.

 

[ajit2009]

katti sahi baat khai......daant na the....JCB ke panjhe le rahe the dakki...

bhai phaugat mouse ki to chal jyagi , agar billi mar di to sat sone ki deni padengi .....badde sane kahte hai .....?
tit for tat ne chod ke , cat ne apna le kam awegi............:rock

 

[vj]

bhai phaugat mouse ki to chal jyagi , agar billi mar di to sat sone ki deni padengi .....badde sane kahte hai .....?
tit for tat ne chod ke , cat ne apna le kam awegi............:rock

Dalal Bhaisaab ram ram........bhaisaab ya teh galat baat sai.... माहरे मुस्से ते के गलती होगी दलाल साहब......आप उसने किम्मे समझ ए ना रहे.....सुधा सा तह मुस्सा सै म्हारा.........billi ki ghani fikar sai aapne..