Jat Sabke Jamai

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Purane time ki baat hai 3 Pandit bhiksha maangn jane lag re the
Jat aaya ar bolya bhai mane bhi le chalo

Pandit1: are nahi hamne marwawe ga ke
Pandit2: kati nahi bhai
Pandit3: jat yo tera kaam koni, tu apna hal baa le
Jat:mere yaar le chalo ne main chup chap khadya rahoonga

Panditann ne bahut socha are bole,le te chaalan par leh tein leh milani padagi

Jat:wah kyukar bhai.
Pandit:wah nyu ak,hum gaa ke bhiksha maangya kaaran.
are tane bhi ga ke leh milani padegi
Jat:bas itni si baat,are tam dekhte jao

Bhai chal pade bhiksha len

Ek ghar ke aage khade hoge.
Pandit1: Bhiksha de maayi
Pandit2: Tere jiven bhatije bhai
Pandit3: Teri howe badi kamayi
Jat ka number aagya
Jat ne socha are bolya........

Are tawli dede tere char khade jamai
 
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Le lyo Jat nae apne saath!!!!!!!! :D :D
Yo chalwawega thara 'business' :p :p

Aag to gaee...

Pados mae nai-nai aaee ek bahu tae majaak karan, uska devar - hukka bharan ke bahane - roz aa jyaawae tha. Kuch din baad bahu apne pihar chali gayee. Uske devar nae pata nahi tha. Vo chilam le kae pahunch gyaa. Darwajje pae budhiya baithi thi. Chhora bolyaa, "Tai aag hai?". Tai bolli, "Betta, aag to kaal (yesterday) baaraa wali gaddi (bus) mae gayee".



Shailendra
 
stokas said:
Le lyo Jat nae apne saath!!!!!!!! :D :D
Yo chalwawega thara 'business' :p :p

Aag to gaee...

Pados mae nai-nai aaee ek bahu tae majaak karan, uska devar - hukka bharan ke bahane - roz aa jyaawae tha. Kuch din baad bahu apne pihar chali gayee. Uske devar nae pata nahi tha. Vo chilam le kae pahunch gyaa. Darwajje pae budhiya baithi thi. Chhora bolyaa, "Tai aag hai?". Tai bolli, "Betta, aag to kaal (yesterday) baaraa wali gaddi (bus) mae gayee".



Shailendra
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bahut badhia bahut badhia
tokas sahib chaa gaye :D :p :eek:
 
rathee sir
your anecdote is a very old one and shows that jats can only do hardwork and eat. it is in their nature..they dont know how to take anything without hardwork.
keep posting such jokes.

bye
manisha
 
yashwinkadian said:
rathee sahab yeh joke mere se churaya hua hai

bad manners!!!!
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Ur comment is not important
What is more important is " isi bahane aap itne sare dino ke bad net par to aaye"

We would like to have more from you
 
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