jat yamraj ke samne

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netrapalsingh

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ek bar ek brahman aur ek jat marne ke bad yamraj ke pass pahunche
yamraj jat se" kaise maraa...."
jat kapte hooe" thand lag ke mar gya or kaise"
yamraj" acha jat hai wo bhi jhunjhunu dist. ka 45 degree temp. main
thand se margaya. sale ek taraj khada ho baad main dekhunga"
brahman se puucha" kyon choti dhari kaise maraa..."
brahman " sharm se hajoor"
yamraj" bhoot ache, kaise ye bhi bata"
brahman" hajoor main apni bibi par shak karta tha. ek din kisin ne
mujhe bataya ki teri bibi ke pas koi hai. Aur main shak main pagal
hokar ghar aagaya par sab jagah dhoondne par mujhe koi nahi mila
to mujhe bhoot sharma ayee aur itni sharma ayee ki mai sharm se
mar gaya haj......"isse pahle brahman apni baat poori karta, jat
ne oosko kootna shru kat diya. yamraj ne kaha" kyon marta jat
chod isko" jat bola" sale ne phirij main nahi dekha...... agar dekhta
to ek bach jata." jat thand se kapnta hooa bola.

suna ho to maph karna.........
 
hihi...... hoho.......... Badhiya bhai netruuuuuu eib to tu bhi TAUP chalawan laag gya ....... khikhi......................... nETRUUU TAUPCHI.................hohoho..............
netrapalsingh said:
ek bar ek brahman aur ek jat marne ke bad yamraj ke pass pahunche
yamraj jat se" kaise maraa...."
jat kapte hooe" thand lag ke mar gya or kaise"
yamraj" acha jat hai wo bhi jhunjhunu dist. ka 45 degree temp. main
thand se margaya. sale ek taraj khada ho baad main dekhunga"
brahman se puucha" kyon choti dhari kaise maraa..."
brahman " sharm se hajoor"
yamraj" bhoot ache, kaise ye bhi bata"
brahman" hajoor main apni bibi par shak karta tha. ek din kisin ne
mujhe bataya ki teri bibi ke pas koi hai. Aur main shak main pagal
hokar ghar aagaya par sab jagah dhoondne par mujhe koi nahi mila
to mujhe bhoot sharma ayee aur itni sharma ayee ki mai sharm se
mar gaya haj......"isse pahle brahman apni baat poori karta, jat
ne oosko kootna shru kat diya. yamraj ne kaha" kyon marta jat
chod isko" jat bola" sale ne phirij main nahi dekha...... agar dekhta
to ek bach jata." jat thand se kapnta hooa bola.

suna ho to maph karna.........
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NetraPal ji...joke to achha hai lekin Jaton ki personality par janch nahin raha. I've heard it before but there were no references to Jat and Brahmins.

I think, jatland members has devised a good technique so that their jokes thread is not deleted. Who so ever character was originally there in the joke, replace it with Jat. But do u know, in some of the jokes, u end up making fun of Jat caste as a whole. Don't post degraded jokes please!!
 
itsnavin said:
NetraPal ji...joke to achha hai lekin Jaton ki personality par janch nahin raha. I've heard it before but there were no references to Jat and Brahmins.

I think, jatland members has devised a good technique so that their jokes thread is not deleted. Who so ever character was originally there in the joke, replace it with Jat. But do u know, in some of the jokes, u end up making fun of Jat caste as a whole. Don't post degraded jokes please!!
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sir ji yaha jats jokes hi allowed hai isliye dure joks ko bhi jato main convert karna padta hai oosmain kahi bhool ho jatia hai aapko boora laga so sorry
aage dhyan rakhen ge

thanks for comments
 
NETRU ibb tere chutkalyan ka ESHTANDARD badh gya mada sa....na tai hum bhi sarey marann nai ho rey they....par besharmi tai....lukmaa....hahahahahahahaha akk Netru na dattey likhan tai....;) :D
 
Jat is Jat!

Ek baar, ek jat jangal se goojar rha tha, samne se ek bhootnee agyee....khetee mai bhootnee so....jat, tai baat kya ki dekhya sai, chipat ja, mai kunsa bhramchari su?
 
Aya sawan jhoom ke!

Ek baar ek madam apnee car ke peeche "Aan Milo Sajna" likh waker Jarahee thee, peeche se jat ka truck arha tha, jat ne car ke peeche jor se takker maree, kyo, kyo ki jat ke truck ke age likha tha "Aya sajan jhoom ke".
 
NETRU ibbi bata dey akk ......FIRIJJ KUNSI COMPANY KA THA???? manne naya firijj lena sia....bata dey nai barry?:D Mere firijj mai seelak madi si kam sai....killki @seelak....hahahahahaha
 
oo bawle netru...

tu maange te sry se--- apar dhab sir maang letta-

haha
apne signature kenni lakhaiye!
netrapalsingh said:
sir ji yaha jats jokes hi allowed hai isliye dure joks ko bhi jato main convert karna padta hai oosmain kahi bhool ho jatia hai aapko boora laga so sorry
aage dhyan rakhen ge

thanks for comments
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...Na bhai jacha konya! Tham saare ude ese joke pae wah-wah to karan laag rahe, per es bhadde copy-paste joke mein.... pehli baat ya; kae Jaat ese kaam kare konya....doosre baat, kisi Baman (ya aur tae) dare Fridge-almaari mein bade konya!!!
 
laaage rahoo

aakashtahlan said:
Ek baar, ek jat jangal se goojar rha tha, samne se ek bhootnee agyee....khetee mai bhootnee so....jat, tai baat kya ki dekhya sai, chipat ja, mai kunsa bhramchari su?
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aakashtahlan said:
Ek baar ek madam apnee car ke peeche "Aan Milo Sajna" likh waker Jarahee thee, peeche se jat ka truck arha tha, jat ne car ke peeche jor se takker maree, kyo, kyo ki jat ke truck ke age likha tha "Aya sajan jhoom ke".
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Bhai Akaash yu ke tha...........tu nyu kar ek nayi thread shuru kar le er uska naam dhar de AKSUU ke CIRRMIRRRTTE chutkalle....er uude baith ke laagya rehya kar hahahhahahha

oooo :mad: kayi din mein gerra maran ka yohi dukh se.......manne sochi thi ki koi to badhiya joke marre pawega....yu ke kar diya thammne.....er SUNITA tu bhi iise-2 chutkalle pe talli pittan laag rehi se......:eek:
:D :p.....koi na jib.......yeh burre din bhi jheel lyan ge jib Tomar er Dhumarkiya jisse bhi ooot liye the to yo ke sauda se...............;)
 
Mai iss baasi chuttkalli pai na taali peetun thi....mai tai FIRRIJJ nai shabashi dyun thi....arr yo Netru batataey na kaal ki boojhan laagri su mai kunsi company ka firijj tha yo? mere firijj mai dharya hodd sara sauda kharab hojaya kare:confused: :mad: :( :o :D
keshavdahiya said:
Bhai Akaash yu ke tha...........tu nyu kar ek nayi thread shuru kar le er uska naam dhar de AKSUU ke CIRRMIRRRTTE chutkalle....er uude baith ke laagya rehya kar hahahhahahha

oooo :mad: kayi din mein gerra maran ka yohi dukh se.......manne sochi thi ki koi to badhiya joke marre pawega....yu ke kar diya thammne.....er SUNITA tu bhi iise-2 chutkalle pe talli pittan laag rehi se......:eek:
:D :p.....koi na jib.......yeh burre din bhi jheel lyan ge jib Tomar er Dhumarkiya jisse bhi ooot liye the to yo ke sauda se...............;)
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