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A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.
A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one.
Behind the second coffin was a Solitary man walking with a black dog.
Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you,
But I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line.
Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife."
What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked
And killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the First one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?
The man replied, "Join the queue...........
 
Tomato Story​

A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'.

'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US ...
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,'I don't have an email.'
The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story


Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

Moral 3
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a millionaire..........

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me,
I am closing my email account & going to sell tomatoes!!!
 
Faltu shayri

Arz kiya hai .......... jara gaur farmaeaga ...........

kutta mar gaya rajaai mein
kutta mar gaya rajaai me
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mein.

ek aur mulahija farmaeye ....................

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta

ek aur ..............

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

saheban pesh-e-khidamat hai ..............

Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...
Ke khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha ...
Aur raste pe jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ....

Door se dekha toh sher tha
gaur kijiega ......
Door se dekha toh sher tha
Pass ja kar dekha
Toh vakaai sher tha
bhaago

ek nur-e-sher pesh kar raha hoon

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana....
uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..
to hume jaroor batana.

agla wala load shedding pe ......... jara gaur farmayega

Jise Dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi..
Jise Pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha Khud Kushi(Ssuicide) kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...:(


Door se dekha to santra tha, pass jake dekha to santra tha,
chil ke dekha to bhi santra tha, Khake dekha to bhi santra tha

ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai .......

Maine tujhse pyaar kiya , tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Sin by cos is equal to tan theta ......


Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole.....
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Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,
Yahan bhi khuda hai ,
Wahan bhi Khuda hai,
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Jahan nahi khuda hai wahan

Kal khudega!!!


Galib ne likha diwar par chune se....
Galib ne likha diwar par chune se...

Yaha likhna mana hai...

Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ............

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?


woh sadak ke uss par the ...
hum sadak ke iss par the.....
do kadam woh chale...
do kadam hum chale...
ab hum saak ke uss par hai..
aur woh sadak ke iss par hai....


Door kahise aawaz aayi.........................
Door kahise aawaz aayi.....................
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Dahi Gheta ka ho bai???????????


Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak (earth to sky, earth to sky)
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
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Hawa hi hawa hai. (air only air)


AUR PESH-E-KHIDMAT HAI.................

NUR-E-SHER ...................

GAUR FARMAEAGA ................ DAAD CHAHOONGA ........................

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taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....

gaur farmaeye shahajahan ka pota bol raha hai ...............

taj mahal ko dekh kar bola shahajan ka pota....
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apna bhi bank balance hota...

apna bhi bank balance hota...

apna bhi bank balance hota...
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agar dada deewana na hota!!!!!!!!!!


Shukriya ........... Shukriya ............ Shukriya ........... :)
 
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muzhe de de !!

 Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

 Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

 [FONT=&quot]ek tussi etrande vi baut ho....
dil te karda hai tuhanu dinner te ley javaain ...
"Lekin Kambakht"
ek tussi khande vi baut ho.

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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fitteh Mooh...Tussi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


 Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
 
brahmtewatia said:
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muzhe de de !!

Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

[FONT=&quot]ek tussi etrande vi baut ho....[FONT=&quot]
dil te karda hai tuhanu dinner te ley javaain ...
"Lekin Kambakht"
ek tussi khande vi baut ho.[/FONT]

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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...


Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fitteh Mooh...Tussi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
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Wah wah Brahm Galib g:D
Indian Shyer in South Africa bahut accha sir g hehehe:D
 
Thodi Mathematics ho jaye


This theory will win the Mathematics Nobel Prize in 2008!

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Equation 1
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2
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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
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To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
 
As per your equation if both are earning and both spents then.

As per your equation one has to earn and other has to spent then only both will live happiley.

You are really Great.

nishantrathi82 said:
This theory will win the Mathematics Nobel Prize in 2008!

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 1
----------
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
----------
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 3
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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If u do this result will get u in 2 days belive me



Hello here is Original Photograph of Shirdi ke Sai Baba. If u forward this E-mail whthout making change in this E-mail to ur 15 friends a goodLuck will follow u.






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nishantrathi82 said:
Wah wah Brahm Galib g:D
Indian Shyer in South Africa bahut accha sir g hehehe:D
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Is lakkadhare ki bhi sun lo ek baar:---------

[FONT=&quot]How men get into trouble !!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The woodcutter replied, "No."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The woodcutter replied, "Yes."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Yes," cried the woodcutter.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a misunderstanding.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez , You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez." :boxing:tamatar:D[/FONT]
 
Who owns the media in India ?

A VERY INTERESTING ARTICLE...ONE MUST READ

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Who owns the media in India ?[/FONT]

Recent Gujarat election have witnessed unaccountable money paid to media persons of both, print and electronic by Saudi Arabia to discredit Modi and the Hindutva forces, which Media did very faithfully without success.

There are several major publishing groups in India, the most prominent among them being the Times of India Group, the Indian Express Group, the Hindustan Times Group, The Hindu group, the Anandabazar Patrika Group, the Eenadu Group, the Malayalam Manorama Group, the Mathrubhumi group, the Sahara group, the Bhaskar group, and the Dainik Jagran group.
Let us see the ownership of different media agencies.

NDTV: A very popular TV news media is funded by Gospels of Charity in Spain Supports Communism. Recently it has developed a soft corner towards Pakistan because Pakistan President has allowed only this channel to be aired in Pakistan. Indian CEO Prannoy Roy is co-brother of Prakash Karat, General Secretary of the Communist party of India. His wife and Brinda Karat are sisters.
India Today which used to be the only national weekly which supported BJP is now bought by NDTV!! Since then the tone has changed drastically and turned into Hindu bashing.

CNN-IBN: This is 100 percent funded by Southern Baptist Church with its branches in all over the world with HQ in US. The Church annually allocates $800 million for promotion of its channel. Its Indian head is Rajdeep Sardesai and his wife Sagarika Ghosh.

Times group list:Times Of India, Mid-Day, Nav-Bharth Times, Stardust, Femina, Vijay Times, Vijaya Karnataka, Times now (24-hour news channel) and many more...
Times Group is owned by Bennet & Coleman. 'World Christian Council¢ does 80 percent of the Funding, and an Englishman and an Italian equally share balance 20 percent. The Italian Robertio Mindo is a close relative of Sonia Gandhi.

Star TV: It is run by an Australian, who is supported by St. Peters Pontifical Church Melbourne.

Hindustan Times: Owned by Birla Group, but hands have changed since Shobana Bhartiya took over. Presently it is working in Collaboration with Times Group.

The Hindu: English daily, started over 125 years has been recently taken over by Joshua Society, Berne, Switzerland. N. Ram's wife is a Swiss national.

Indian Express: Divided into two groups. The Indian Express and new Indian Express (southern edition) ACTS Christian Ministries have major stake in the Indian Express and latter is still with the Indian counterpart.

Eeenadu: Still to date controlled by an Indian named Ramoji Rao.Ramoji Rao is connected with film industry and owns a huge studio in Andhra Pradesh.

Andhra Jyothi: The Muslim party of Hyderabad known as MIM along with a Congress Minister has purchased this Telugu daily very recently.

The Statesman: It is controlled by Communist Party of India.

Kairali TV: It is controlled by Communist party of India (Marxist)

Mathrubhoomi: Leaders of Muslim League and Communist leaders have major investment.

Asian Age and Deccan Chronicle: Is owned by a Saudi Arabian Company with its chief Editor M.J. Akbar.

Gujarat riots which took place in 2002 where Hindus were burnt alive, Rajdeep Sardesai and Bharkha Dutt working for NDTV at that time got around 5 Million Dollars from Saudi Arabia to cover only Muslim victims, which they did very faithfully. Not a single Hindu family was interviewed or shown on TV whose near and dear ones had been burnt alive, it is reported.
Tarun Tejpal of Tehelka.comregularly gets blank cheques from Arab countries to target BJP and Hindus only, it is said.

The ownership explains the control of media in India by foreigners. The result is obvious.
PONDER OVER THIS. NOW YOU KNOW WHY EVERY ONE IS AGAINST TRUTH, HOW VERY SAD.
 
Islam (the religion of peace)

SLAM -Dr. Peter Hammond.
Islam is not a religion, nor is it a cult. In its fullest form, it is a complete, total, 100% system of life. Islam has religious, legal, political, economic, social, and military components. The religious component is a beard for all of the other components.

Islamization begins when there are sufficient Muslims in a country to agitate for their religious privileges.

When politically correct, tolerant, and culturally diverse societies agree to Muslim demands for their religious privileges, some of the other components tend to creep in as well.

Here's how it works.
As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:

United States - Muslim 0.6%
Australia - Muslim 1.5%
Canada - Muslim 1.9%
China - Muslim 1.8%
Italy - Muslim 1.5%
Norway - Muslim 1.8%

At 2% to 5%, they begin to proselytize from other ethnic minorities and disaffected groups, often with major recruiting from the jails and among street gangs. This is happening in:

> Denmark - Muslim 2%
> Germany - Muslim 3.7%
> United Kingdom - Muslim 2.7%
> Spain - Muslim 4%
> Thailand - Muslim 4.6%

From 5% on, they exercise an inordinate influence in proportion to their percentage of the population. For example, they will push for the introduction of halal (clean by Islamic standards) food, thereby securing food preparation jobs for Muslims. They will increase pressure on supermarket chains to feature halal on their shelves -- along with threats for failure to comply. This is occurring in:

France - Muslim 8%
Philippines - Muslim 5%
Sweden -- Muslim 5%
Switzerland -- Muslim 4.3%
The Netherlands -- Muslim 5.5%
Trinidad & Tobago -- Muslim 5.8%

At this point, they will work to get the ruling government to allow them to rule themselves (within their ghettos) under Sharia, the Islamic Law. The ultimate goal of Islamists is to establish Sharia law over the entire world.

When Muslims approach 10% of the population, they tend to increase lawlessness as a means of complaint about their conditions. In Paris, we are already seeing car-burnings. Any non-Muslim action offends Islam, and results in uprisings and threats, such as in Amsterdam , with opposition to Mohammed cartoons and films about Islam. Such tensions are seen daily, particularly in Muslim sections, in:

Guyana - Muslim 10%
India - Muslim 13.4%
Israel - Muslim 16%
Kenya - Muslim 10%
Russia - Muslim 15%

After reaching 20%, nations can expect hair-trigger rioting, jihad militia formations, sporadic killings, and the burnings of Christian churches and Jewish synagogues, such as in:

Ethiopia - Muslim 32.8%

At 40%, nations experience widespread massacres, chronic terror attacks, and ongoing militia warfare, such as in:

Bosnia - Muslim 40%
Chad - Muslim 53.1%
Lebanon - Muslim 59.7%

From 60%, nations experience unfettered persecution of non-believers of all other religions (including non-conforming Muslims), sporadic ethnic cleansing (genocide), use of Sharia Law as a weapon, and Jizya, the tax placed on infidels, such as in:

Albania - Muslim 70%
Malaysia - Muslim 60.4%
Qatar - Muslim 77.5%
Sudan - Muslim 70%

After 80%, expect daily intimidation and violent jihad, some State-run ethnic cleansing, and even some genocide, as these nations drive out the infidels, and move toward 100% Muslim, such as has been experienced and in some ways is on-going in:

Bangladesh - Muslim 83%
Egypt - Muslim 90%
Gaza - Muslim 98.7%
Indonesia - Muslim 86.1%
Iran - Muslim 98%
Iraq - Muslim 97%
Jordan - Muslim 92%
Morocco - Muslim 98.7%
Pakistan - Muslim 97%
Palestine - Muslim 99%
Syria - Muslim 90%
Tajikistan - Muslim 90%
Turkey - Muslim 99.8%
United Arab Emirates - Muslim 96%

100% will usher in the peace of 'Dar-es-Salaam' -- the Islamic House of Peace. Here there's supposed to be peace, because everybody is a Muslim, the Madrasses are the only schools, and the Koran is the only word, such as in:

Afghanistan - Muslim 100%
Saudi Arabia - Muslim 100%
Somalia - Muslim 100%
Yemen - Muslim 100%

Unfortunately, peace is never achieved, as in these 100% states the most radical Muslims intimidate and spew hatred, and satisfy their blood lust by killing less radical Muslims, for a variety of reasons.

'Before I was nine I had learned the basic canon of Arab life. It was me against my brother; me and my brother against our father; my family against my cousins and the clan; the clan against the tribe; the tribe against the world, and all of us against the infidel. -- Leon Uris, 'The Haj'

It is important to understand that in some countries, with well under 100% Muslim populations, such as France, the minority Muslim populations live in ghettos, within which they are 100% Muslim, and within which they live by Sharia Law. The national police do not even enter these ghettos. There are no national courts, nor schools, nor non-Muslim religious facilities. In such situations, Muslims do not integrate into the community at large.

The children attend madrasses. They learn only the Koran. To even associate with an infidel is a crime punishable with death. Therefore, in some areas of certain nations, Muslim Imams and extremists exercise more power than the national average would indicate.

Today's 1.5 billion Muslims make up 22% of the world's population. But their birth rates dwarf the birth rates of Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, and all other believers. Some say Muslims will exceed 50% of the world's population by the end of this century.

~Adapted from Dr. Peter Hammond's book - "Slavery, Terrorism and Islam: The Historical Rootsand Contemporary Threat
 
brahmtewatia said:
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
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Brahm ji ladkiyo ko bahut dhayan se dekhte ho, tabhi to itna sahi varnan kiya hai. good one
 
shwetadhaka said:
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!


Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$of your worker$who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$what I mean and re$pond$oon.


$incerely Your$,
Marian$hih
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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

Dear Marian


I kNOwwhat you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed..

You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are

NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.

After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,

Manager



Bhavna
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well done Shweta ji. keep it u
 
One Line Humour

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving..
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you area referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired..
[10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one !!!
[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
[18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
[19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
 
Ghajini

Some one killed Amir's girlfriend and he lost his memory then he tries to findout the killer. Suspense of the film AMIR KHAN himself is a killer in the movie.:D
Waise bhi Momento to dekhe hee hoge app sabne nahe to ua hee usske story thee aur ya hee GHAJINI ke hai
 
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.


Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please please see below.




































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb:D but think they're really smart. :D

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

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oyeee answer the question :


A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them to 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
 
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