Jatland Matrimonials

[suvigya]

ree Gunny ibb tu hi bata de kyokar bananu apna matrimonial ,,kuch kaam b baatain b sekh le tere tain,,,itni dikkat toh maine kade naukri ke resume mein b naa aayi..
arrr chorein sahi keh raha sain,,ghyanii ho li maari tu-tu mein-mein,,lets put a fullstop to our non stop drivel !! n get bak to business ,,i ve already expressed my views on the same,,n wud b really intersting if sumone can guide how to rite a gud profile,,

Minni mai tae kati boor ho liya isse-isse reply deta. Agar tanne ghana maja aa rhy sai tai, I wont stop.
I know you can write something logical about actual topic.

 

[raj_rathee]

But Raj what do you say man, (you know how you keep reminding me of the futility of?....) Well, so now I am seriously thinking of maybe commissioning a couple of these firebrand Jaatni's to write up some choice words as responses on those Gandhi debates too....
Bhai eeb kae bera us ladaiyee nae bhi es tarah katee 'phinal' kar diya ja sake hai!

Interesting idea Shailendra, but I'd be a little cautious here.
Woh bhooda nurayee rog sae. You never know what he's got up his sleeve.

Given his propensity for "experiments" ( ) and eagerness to jump into the sod,
I would be very careful about sending two of our beautiful agents anywhere near
that freak. Phir se saans len laag gaya tae paanda chootana mushkil ho jaaga.

 

[raj_rathee]

I don't know if anyone else here has learnt anything about writing better matrimonials.
But one thing is crystal clear. Apna Gagan bhai sure has learnt some things
he can include in his matrimonial.

"A once upon a time handsome (before the scorching) and youthful
(before life's lessons learnt on Jatland) man seeks alliance with any
(and I mean ANY) Jatni for lifelong service and gratitude.

I have gone through the wringer on Jatland. I have been brutalised, humiliated,
stomped on, ridiculed...basically you name it and I have taken it. So ladies
if you are seeking a life long partner who'll be subservient...baithan ka kahoge
tae baith jaaga, lotan ka kahoge tae lot jaaga...than look no further ! You found
your match. Just give me a wring...oops I meant ring as in trn-trn-trn..."



Err haan rae Gagan. Pehla eh disclaimer daal doon kade tu bhi sensitive likdae.
Main bhi apne monial mein yoh likhta lekin yahre tae pehle eh tae goolami
karan laag re sae....

 

[neetanehra]

Well said

Hi Gagan,

I totally agree with you. Whenever I visit matrimonial page and read those slangs used by grooms and brides to bes. I laugh and think are they really serious about making a realtionship????

I think those has to be improve and their wording should show how commited are they to the things not the irresponsible.

Regards,

Neeta

 

[gaganjat]

I don't know if anyone else here has learnt anything about writing better matrimonials.
But one thing is crystal clear. Apna Gagan bhai sure has learnt some things
he can include in his matrimonial.

"A once upon a time handsome (before the scorching) and youthful
(before life's lessons learnt on Jatland) man seeks alliance with any
(and I mean ANY) Jatni for lifelong service and gratitude.

I have gone through the wringer on Jatland. I have been brutalised, humiliated,
stomped on, ridiculed...basically you name it and I have taken it. So ladies
if you are seeking a life long partner who'll be subservient...baithan ka kahoge
tae baith jaaga, lotan ka kahoge tae lot jaaga...than look no further ! You found
your match. Just give me a wring...oops I meant ring as in trn-trn-trn..."

Rathee, tu mera naam le kai apni dukh bhari khani kah gya
Tu mere dukh mai konya aapne dukh mai roon lagrya hai

:
Err haan rae Gagan. Pehla eh disclaimer daal doon kade tu bhi sensitive likdae.
Main bhi apne monial mein yoh likhta lekin yahre tae pehle eh tae goolami
karan laag re sae....

I knew that, this is what you gonna write after first para
Tanne mere kise help ki jarorat ho tae, kati besharam ho kae bata diye.

 

[sandeepk]

i would really support rk sehrawat ji for giving such a bold answer. i would say that rajender ji marrige is not just about reproducing. i don't think so that a person marries only to reproduce only and i do think that u would know much better than me. ther are so many aspects related to marrige. what i personally feel is that marrige is kind of a bond between a male and a female in which they start a new life and try and create some thing special for each other. to me its a kind of a sacred relation and not just another way of reproduction. to count it as that would mean that we are degrading its holiness to me.

 

[dalal_ravi]

nth wrong in matrimonials

I think that there is nth wrong with matrimonial sites.
purane jamane main relatives rishta late the to parents ko pta chalta tha.

not what if one boy has studied well and he is at repectable position but his relatives will only bring those 10 pass chori rishta.

ar doosri bat koi banglore main hai t ud kaise dundega. ar jaise rajendra ji ne kahan ki guts hone chaeye. t un guts t t we nari kali pili hi milenge
jat community ka kya hoga

so parents as well as aspiring brides , grooms can take a look at the sites and then can proceed.

but they should ascertain that whatever written is authentic through there jan pahchan in that area.

 

[gaganjat]

Sandeep, biluk theek baat kahi!

You said 'marriage is not just another way of reproduction'

but 'its the only best way of reproduction'

i would really support rk sehrawat ji for giving such a bold answer. i would say that rajender ji marrige is not just about reproducing. i don't think so that a person marries only to reproduce only and i do think that u would know much better than me. ther are so many aspects related to marrige. what i personally feel is that marrige is kind of a bond between a male and a female in which they start a new life and try and create some thing special for each other. to me its a kind of a sacred relation and not just another way of reproduction. to count it as that would mean that we are degrading its holiness to me.