Jatni Patane ka Best Foolproof flowchart - Jit

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Bhailogon or Randa club ke members,
pay atten!!! :)

Recetnly after a a very thoro' R & D, I've developed a Flowchart - 'How to set a Jatni'....its platform independent like Java but works best on sun machine same apply here it works best for Desi Jats who r having hard times to find a match :D ;) :D

so just unzip attached ppt file & open it with MS PowerPoint....n leanrn :)

I'm dead sure if u apply it....u'll get sure success ;)


rock on
Jit


Ps- unzip the file n open it with ms powerpoint n have fun ;)
 
amazing

are jit mere bhai ......yo kye kar diya tune....:D

sari story ko public kar diya ab mujhe nahi lagta ki yeh method kam karega... :) jute padwavega tuu....:rolleyes:

bhiyo yo method randya club ke hito ke khilaf lagye hai man to :D

hahahaha.....
 
cooljat said:
Bhailogon or Randa club ke members,
pay atten!!! :)

Recetnly after a a very thoro' R & D, I've developed a Flowchart - 'How to set a Jatni'....its platform independent like Java but works best on sun machine same apply here it works best for Desi Jats who r having hard times to find a match :D ;) :D

so just unzip attached ppt file & open it with MS PowerPoint....n leanrn :)

I'm dead sure if u apply it....u'll get sure success ;)


rock on
Jit


Ps- unzip the file n open it with ms powerpoint n have fun ;)

ree jitu bhai.. chori ka to bera konya.. paar tu randa club mai tain.. apna naam zaroor katvavega... ha ha ha.. good work man!
 
well Mr jit..so u made this flowchart after ur experiences or planning to implement it in getting experience....kher jo bhi hai..as far as a jatni is concerned...sorry to say...nirasha he haath lagege
 
hehehehe.....agar algorith desgin karne mein itna hi acha hota to....kisi badi MNC mein project manager nahi hota......its just a copy-past & forwarded thing, well somewhat I agreed ki iss virtual world mein to yeh flow-chart kaam kar jaaye but in real world.....computer ka dimag kaam naa karta...wahan to Chemistry bhi honi jaroori hai :D ;)

Btw, yeh Nirasha kon hai, kahan rehti hai....thanks for the wishes :D :D

dont forget to tell me about Nirasha Jatni ;)

rock on
Jit

nikitadhaiya said:
well Mr jit..so u made this flowchart after ur experiences or planning to implement it in getting experience....kher jo bhi hai..as far as a jatni is concerned...sorry to say...nirasha he haath lagege
 
Bhai Jit, Kash ki larkiyan computer hotee....LOL... Real life me yeh flow chart nahi chalne wala...hahahaa... Lagta hai mujhe modify karna parega yeh tera flowchart fursat me baithkar...LOL

RK^2
 
Flowchart is applied to nonliving things...

being a engineer you might predict computer behaviour /response not human behaviour /reponse .

because everybody respond differently if you put up same question to all..

Same you can see in response of your flowchart ..

might be through your flow chart you can got a girl but not jatni..

hope for the best ..Jatni will not flow through your flowchart
 
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manne to laage sai, eeb yaa NIRASHA jaatni bhi konya haath laage, eeb tai ya randya club aale memberaan pe meharbaan ho rhi sai ...paachha konya chhode unhka....!!!! :D
hehe!!
cooljat said:
hehehehe.....agar algorith desgin karne mein itna hi acha hota to....kisi badi MNC mein project manager nahi hota......its just a copy-past & forwarded thing, well somewhat I agreed ki iss virtual world mein to yeh flow-chart kaam kar jaaye but in real world.....computer ka dimag kaam naa karta...wahan to Chemistry bhi honi jaroori hai :D ;)

Btw, yeh Nirasha kon hai, kahan rehti hai....thanks for the wishes :D :D

dont forget to tell me about Nirasha Jatni ;)

rock on
Jit
 
Bahi koi bhi es algo ko fail nahi kar sakta..
jis nai yah lagu nahi ki hai wo,try krai.

Baki bhai Jit rahi baat copy+paste.
tou Ek software engg "copy+paste" and google devta kai bagar
jee nahi skta..

Chemistry
bhi bhai yahi kahti ki yeh algo bahoot sare bhaiyo ki naya dubonai walli hai....





cooljat said:
hehehehe.....agar algorith desgin karne mein itna hi acha hota to....kisi badi MNC mein project manager nahi hota......its just a copy-past & forwarded thing, well somewhat I agreed ki iss virtual world mein to yeh flow-chart kaam kar jaaye but in real world.....computer ka dimag kaam naa karta...wahan to Chemistry bhi honi jaroori hai :D ;)

Btw, yeh Nirasha kon hai, kahan rehti hai....thanks for the wishes :D :D

dont forget to tell me about Nirasha Jatni ;)

rock on
Jit
 
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bhaisaab,
eib aapne alog pass kar diya to eib to project pura ho hi jayega.....rightnow coding kar reaha hoon....fir Testing karoonga ;)

dekhte hein ke result aata hai, :D :D

rock on
Jit

ajaygaite said:
Bahi koi bhi es algo ko fail nahi kar sakta..
jis nai yah lagu nahi ki hai wo,try krai.

Baki bhai Jit rahi baat copy+paste.
tou Ek software engg "copy+paste" and google devta kai bagar
jee nahi skta..

Chemistry
bhi bhai yahi kahti ki yeh algo bahoot sare bhaiyo ki naya dubonai walli hai....
 
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arr Doosri Baat Ya Bhai Randa Club Ibb Naya Naya Bana Hai, Ibb Kei Club Ki Ghobhi Kyon Khodd Di Yaar, Balak Kigad Jaange
 
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