Jib Aadmmi Gell Buri Bann Jya

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Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
 
devdahiya said:
Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
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Bhai, issa scene tey sarrey-ke-sarrey towns mey sey - jab tak iss kaam ke (su-su karann ke) paisse nah laagte tab tak tey issa-ey hall rahwega. Dilli ke Connaught Place ka bi issa-ey hall ho-gya. Jo NDMC ney 'Jan Suvidhaayen" free banaayi thi, woh in illegal Bangladeshi aur Bihareeyan ney 'doosre' kaam khatir shuru kar di. Aapne shahar tey 'narak' bann-gye. Ye marad log tey kittey bi kar lein sein - par bichari zanani kit jaawein?
 
devdahiya said:
Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
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ARR JAB AISI KOI JAGHAN MIL JA, TO LAGTA HAI JANNAT MIL GAYI
 
devdahiya said:
Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
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ram kise bhi bhai bandu gayl issa na kare. lol i wonder how a news reader wuld present this story... aaj molad bazar mein ek manas mutaya mar gaya. :eek:
 
kahe pe neegahein kahe pe eshara.....

aadmi galyya boori e bane hai jab aage bahanga(squint)aadmi khada ho or baat kisse or tey karta ho or huunkaare koe or bharta ho.....
 
rana79 said:
aadmi galyya boori e bane hai jab aage bahanga(squint)aadmi khada ho or baat kisse or tey karta ho or huunkaare koe or bharta ho.....
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Ha...ha...ha. Ya bhi kasooti banne sei. Good one




Jib koe battuni aadami bus mei saathh aali seat pe baithh jya arr naak mei dum karr de.Specially jib saffar lambba ho...........Issa lagya karre jannu isski gheetti boch de.
 
Train Mein...

Bhai Train mein bahut experience hue hain.

I travelled from Mumbai to Sonepat by Paschim Express (Pehlyan is gaadi ne Delux kahya karte) a few years back and in IInd Class, Three Tier Sleeper. I was on upper berth. Borivili te chad liye bhai Panipat ke Harijan (all of them safai karamchari's going on leave), about 35 -40 of them. With in half an hour the whole complartment was converted into a slum... Itni buri mere saath kabhi nahin banee... the worst train journey of my life and I have been travelling in trains since 1968.

Then there are those who don't let you read a newspaper. They would ask you for few pages which in my view is obscene. Whenever someone asked me, I used to give him a two rupee coin and request him to buy his own at the next station...

Then those who keep asking you all sorts of questions and irritate you in the train. I have found a very convenient method to get rid of such people. I tell them "Please don't disturb me, I have just been released on bail". Believe you me, Delhi tak koye nahin chusaktaa...

Regards,

JS Malik
 
jab maie fifth class maie tha us time mera ek dost mere pass hi beta tha...usko do number badhi jor se lagi huwi thi..teacher pada reha tha...beech maie hi khada ho hoke bolya "Guruji chutti de dyo maine ghare jana hai bhoot jaroori kaam hai.:) " teacher ne keha "betjya wapis abhi bejdoonga ghare "..

bechara phir bolya "are behare Guruji aaj aaj to de dyo...nahi to bhoot badhi gadbad ho jyagi."..:)

lakin masterji ne phir mana kar diya...lakin usne bi jid chodi nahi...tab masterji ko gussa aa gaya and uske ek chanta jadh diya jor se bechare ke..wo niche ghir gaya:) ...niche ghirte hi...pressure out ho gaya jor se awaj ayi.:rolleyes: ....tab usne masterji se keha "Ya le yo tero baap nikalgo ate hi..kitni der se keh reha tha ki chuti de chuti de de, ab le le sawad...":D

puri class ki hans hans ke bure haal ho gaye the and masterji bechare class se hi behar chale gaye...
 
Jabb chulhe par beth kar roti khatte thhe to gaon ke kutte ek takk dekhte rehte thei.......I used to be concience of that.
 
Hahaha!

Dev Sir! arr jib traffic jame mein ass jao arr bladder pattan ho jye ta ke karo? Gaddi ta utar ka koye shochalya ya kona bhi nahin dhund sakte.

The other day something similar happened to me. I usually drink 3-4 litres of water during ym workout. My home is 5 minutes driving from the gym. But that day, there was a car crash on the way home and the traffic was stuck for 2 miles. After 30 minutes the emergency bells of my bladder started going off. Oh gosh ! 45 minutes-1 hour-1 hour 30 minutes. Traffic wont move at all. Then the tow trucks came and removed the pile up. I reached home after nearly two hours. I didnt park. Left the car in the middle of the road outside my house and ran so fast. Never ran so fast in my life. Rest, you know what happened. But felt so good. Cant us e any words to describe it. :D

devdahiya said:
Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
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dahiyarules said:
Hahaha!

Dev Sir! arr jib traffic jame mein ass jao arr bladder pattan ho jye ta ke karo? Gaddi ta utar ka koye shochalya ya kona bhi nahin dhund sakte.

The other day something similar happened to me. I usually drink 3-4 litres of water during ym workout. My home is 5 minutes driving from the gym. But that day, there was a car crash on the way home and the traffic was stuck for 2 miles. After 30 minutes the emergency bells of my bladder started going off. Oh gosh ! 45 minutes-1 hour-1 hour 30 minutes. Traffic wont move at all. Then the tow trucks came and removed the pile up. I reached home after nearly two hours. I didnt park. Left the car in the middle of the road outside my house and ran so fast. Never ran so fast in my life. Rest, you know what happened. But felt so good. Cant us e any words to describe it. :D
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Ha..ha..ha..ha...Nyu bi bann jya bhai.......Bakhatt-2 ki baat sei.
 
ek kissa

Dahiya sir badhiya thread shuru kar di aapne to... ek kissa mujhe bhi yaad aa gaya school time ka...

main 11th class main tha ar ek mera saathi tha usi class main, to donu jahan bhi jaya karte saath hi jaya karte, jo kaam bhi kara karte saath main kara karte... humari jodi famous thi class / school main... ek baar hua kya ki hum apne master (master bhi jat hi tha aur wo bhi thet) dhore gaye ar bujhi "May we go to toilet, sir?" to master bolya - thara kelu-kelu ka to moot bhi na utarta hoga...
 
anupam said:
Dahiya sir badhiya thread shuru kar di aapne to... ek kissa mujhe bhi yaad aa gaya school time ka...

main 11th class main tha ar ek mera saathi tha usi class main, to donu jahan bhi jaya karte saath hi jaya karte, jo kaam bhi kara karte saath main kara karte... humari jodi famous thi class / school main... ek baar hua kya ki hum apne master (master bhi jat hi tha aur wo bhi thet) dhore gaye ar bujhi "May we go to toilet, sir?" to master bolya - thara kelu-kelu ka to moot bhi na utarta hoga...
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Bhai Master bi kasuutta tha...parr batta uss ki bi ke gallatti issmei...Tumm jodiya-e kassutte thhe...ha...ha..ha,
 
devdahiya said:
Dear members, i am starting this thread to know from you all the experiences you had in your life which were bad but humorous at the same time. Please share them here...It may not be your personal experience but may be a general observation or feeling. So here i go:


Jib ghanna tez su-su aa rhya ho arr kitte bazzar mei ya public place mei fanss jya....par kitte koe corner ya bathroom na pawwei. Bladder pattan nei ho jya katti. Arr pher jib katti marann nei ho jya te koe jaghan pa jya......What a pleasure after a agonizing ordeal?
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Dev sir =ek bar main chennai se banglore ja raha tha, banglore city limit me ghusne ke sath he traffic jam ho gaya, urine ka pressure pahale se he bana tha us pey jam lag gaya, 2 ghanty jam me ho gey or meri shahan shakti jabab de gai, meane sochya kanhi koi kona dondta hon utrke, main utrke kona dhondne laga jab tak kona mila or main urine pass karke wapas
bus dhondne laga, mujhe bus nahi milimera saman bus me hi tha, main auto karke kisi tarah bus stand phunch meri achchi kismat thee saman to mil gaya per mujhe urine pass karne ke 220 rupay dene paday.

Karmveer:eek: :confused:
 
skarmveer said:
Dev sir =ek bar main chennai se banglore ja raha tha, banglore city limit me ghusne ke sath he traffic jam ho gaya, urine ka pressure pahale se he bana tha us pey jam lag gaya, 2 ghanty jam me ho gey or meri shahan shakti jabab de gai, meane sochya kanhi koi kona dondta hon utrke, main utrke kona dhondne laga jab tak kona mila or main urine pass karke wapas
bus dhondne laga, mujhe bus nahi milimera saman bus me hi tha, main auto karke kisi tarah bus stand phunch meri achchi kismat thee saman to mil gaya per mujhe urine pass karne ke 220 rupay dene paday.

Karmveer:eek: :confused:
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Ha...ha...ha..ha..ha...Ghanna mehngga paddgya bhai........good one!
 
kasutti kahi Bhai....................hehehhehehhahahahah.................. URINE PASS............... ROOKKKKKKKKKKKKA@ URINE PASS @ URINE FAIL............................

skarmveer said:
Dev sir =ek bar main chennai se banglore ja raha tha, banglore city limit me ghusne ke sath he traffic jam ho gaya, urine ka pressure pahale se he bana tha us pey jam lag gaya, 2 ghanty jam me ho gey or meri shahan shakti jabab de gai, meane sochya kanhi koi kona dondta hon utrke, main utrke kona dhondne laga jab tak kona mila or main urine pass karke wapas
bus dhondne laga, mujhe bus nahi milimera saman bus me hi tha, main auto karke kisi tarah bus stand phunch meri achchi kismat thee saman to mil gaya per mujhe urine pass karne ke 220 rupay dene paday.

Karmveer:eek: :confused:
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prashantacmet said:
kasutti kahi Bhai....................hehehhehehhahahahah.................. URINE PASS............... ROOKKKKKKKKKKKKA@ URINE PASS @ URINE FAIL............................
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ND ND...O Bhai Parshantey ND.... Kaadh gya swaadlee baat iss mein tein bhi.... ha ha ha ha ha ha h Good sense of humor !!!!!!
 
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