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Bhai thaam sab laag re so te main bhi ek kissa suna hi dun.

Te bhai bat sei 10 vi ki hai, mhare school ka principal gadwali tha per laage nepali karta arr bhai tha bhi 4 futt ka, te hum sare school ke balak us taiin CHEENI kehya karte,, bhai bat sei chumasei ki ek din tadki tadak meeh barsan laag rhya tha , mhara period khali tha koi master koni aaya tha mere khyal mein 2sra hi period tha, te bhai hum sare rukka maran laag re the class mein,, arr class bhi mhari principal room ke sami thi , sare balak apni masti mein the ke sami te principal aaya school mein bahar ke gate te, bhai katti meeh mein naha rhya tha beri, godyan taiin pant chadha rakhi mere bete ki gadi raah mein kharab hogi thi pahyan pahyan aan laag rhya , usne dekh ke hum 5-7 choreyan ka group hoya karta , sare rukka maran laag ge CHEENI CHEENI , AGYA CHEENI, HINDI CHEENI BHAI BHAI bera na ke ke, bhai wo na gaya apne room mein bhi aa gaya class mein danda leke, bolya kisne kahi thi CHEENI, hum sare the utt katti , koi balak bol nahi sakke tha mhre bare mein, pit ta baad mein bhundhi dhaal, te bhai bolya koi konya , CHEENI bhi katti cho mein tha saale ne sari class thok di pakad ke.:D
 
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mittu said:
bhai keshu or rathee tham koonse skool me thee?
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bhaii hum ek issi dorri te bandh re sain jo tin majboot sai akk pooche manna...........bachpan jahan kaat diya bhai arr jindagi ka sabse acha time kaat diyaa ikkathaa.........seniors te pett pett kee ......arr jib senior ho ge uste bhudi dhaal junior peet peet kee......haha;).parr all tht ws so grt tht kabhi pitne ke baad gussa hi nahi aayaa.......arr besharmaan ki dhaal daandrrii paadd diyaa kardee paitee pichhee........hahahaha:D:D

arr bhai us dor kaa naam sai......MOTILAL NEHRU SCHOOL OF SPORTS ,RAI,,SONIPAT......

arr itne kisse sain school kee akk is jatland ke saare taage (threads) bhar jaange parr..ye kisse naa saampdee.........hahaha:D:D
 
re bhai!

ratheetheraist said:
bhaii hum ek issi dorri te bandh re sain jo tin majboot sai akk pooche manna...........bachpan jahan kaat diya bhai arr jindagi ka sabse acha time kaat diyaa ikkathaa.........seniors te pett pett kee ......arr jib senior ho ge uste bhudi dhaal junior peet peet kee......haha;).parr all tht ws so grt tht kabhi pitne ke baad gussa hi nahi aayaa.......arr besharmaan ki dhaal daandrrii paadd diyaa kardee paitee pichhee........hahahaha:D:D

arr bhai us dor kaa naam sai......MOTILAL NEHRU SCHOOL OF SPORTS ,RAI,,SONIPAT......

arr itne kisse sain school kee akk is jatland ke saare taage (threads) bhar jaange parr..ye kisse naa saampdee.........hahaha:D:D
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bhai me to katti imagine bhi nahin kar sakta ki tham kitne majje karya karte, par apne kissi sunai jaio, hum nyu maan lyanga k ham bhi usse skool mein haan.:D
majje to hum ne bhi kare thee skool me (DAV public skool, Sec-14, faridabad), par mhare majje dusre dhal k hoya karde, arre sunnan k konni.
Ibb college mein bhi kacche kata ha, par wa skool aalli baat konni.
CO-ED skool or sports skool ka atmosphere alag he hoya kare.
 
ooooooooo khaagadd

mittu said:
bhai me to katti imagine bhi nahin kar sakta ki tham kitne majje karya karte, par apne kissi sunai jaio, hum nyu maan lyanga k ham bhi usse skool mein haan.
majje to hum ne bhi kare thee skool me (DAV public skool, Sec-14, faridabad), par mhare majje dusre dhal k hoya karde, arre sunnan k konni.
Ibb college mein bhi kacche kata ha, par wa skool aalli baat konni.
CO-ED skool or sports skool ka atmosphere alag he hoya kare.
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oooooooo khaagadd........tu ghana aandi naa paakey ....dekhyaa na maje leenn aalaa....mehmood kaa padosii......hahahakillkiiiiiii....pe....killkiiiiiiii:D:D

re bhupadd mhara school bhi cho ed thaa theek sai.....ar jitna tu conventu....hahahakilkii@conventu........banne sai naa isse issya ke hum jib bhi sunpat jaya karde jhaama betha ke aaya kardee........:D

arr thaare maje ke choriyaan aali dhaal ke hoyaa kardee jo sunnann ke koni...hahaha..killkii......:D........aaya atmosphere aalaa......dekh ke aaiye kadee udde ka atmosphere.........tere te pakka diddee patenggee bhaai.......:D:D

arr jisse kaatce coll main kaate sai we bhi bata de gugaa......aan de kimme andi saudaa..........meryaar ............;)
 
REE Bhai!!

ratheetheraist said:
oooooooo khaagadd........tu ghana aandi naa paakey ....dekhyaa na maje leenn aalaa....mehmood kaa padosii......hahahakillkiiiiiii....pe....killkiiiiiiii:D:D

re bhupadd mhara school bhi cho ed thaa theek sai.....ar jitna tu conventu....hahahakilkii@conventu........banne sai naa isse issya ke hum jib bhi sunpat jaya karde jhaama betha ke aaya kardee........:D

arr thaare maje ke choriyaan aali dhaal ke hoyaa kardee jo sunnann ke koni...hahaha..killkii......:D........aaya atmosphere aalaa......dekh ke aaiye kadee udde ka atmosphere.........tere te pakka diddee patenggee bhaai.......:D:D

arr jisse kaatce coll main kaate sai we bhi bata de gugaa......aan de kimme andi saudaa..........meryaar ............;)
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re jhaakoi tu to ulti sense me lega!!
rahi baat conventu ki, hamne bhi conventu ki hi taang thodi thee, theek sai.
aur rahi baat chhoriyaan alle mazza ki tu mera mooh na khulwa, ghanni ki-kirri ho jayagi:p
aur bhai kyu atmosphere k bakkal tarre hai, meine k berra thaa tharra skool kissa thaa.
 
jaan dyo

mittu said:
re jhaakoi tu to ulti sense me lega!!
rahi baat conventu ki, hamne bhi conventu ki hi taang thodi thee, theek sai.
aur rahi baat chhoriyaan alle mazza ki tu mera mooh na khulwa, ghanni ki-kirri ho jayagi:p
aur bhai kyu atmosphere k bakkal tarre hai, meine k berra thaa tharra skool kissa thaa.
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hahahahah arey rehn dyoo tahm,,,,, manney bera si jissey convent mein tahm ney pass out karya sey ,,, hahahahha,,, kittey daaney deke paddey pawoogey,,, hahahah killkiklki,,,,
 
Aan Rre

Rre tuutruon! tamh ghanney makholchi manna paako!eklaa jaan ke chhorey k paachey laag re:o
kadey kadey te gaadard bi TIGER bann jyaa se...apar kadey thaara MOTI akk TOMMY bann jaawe!
sudhey maanas ne te tamm jeen naa dyo! koye naa mittu-ghabrayiye naa..ibbey teri bhaan bethi se haddey seek...
ghanna jullam hogya te maneey e samaarney padengey ye :p
 
ratheetheraist said:
bhai yaa baat bhot puraani sai jib main RAI ME paddhya karda choothi class main....

te bhai choothi class main saare baalak 3 categories main baant raakhe thhe madam ne L-1 JINNE AACHI ENGLISH AAYA KARDI ,,L-2 OK ENGLISH...AR L-3 KATTI RADDI ENGLISH ME,,,,,:D

TAI BHAI L-3 ki class main madam ne ek din home work de diya ak joining o(oooooo in running hand) letter likh ke lyaana sai ..

te ek dhabbi ghana uut tha mhenswaaliya ....ussne ke krya nyaare nyaare o o o oo o likh ke unke uppar ke phutte te line laa di....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D

te wo te sahi tha jacha jacha laa gyaa line par uske gaam ka tha ek aur parveen mota ....usnne bhi yo style nd laagya aur kar diya bhai nyuee...
ustte wa line seedhi naa khinchi ar aakhir me kaat diyye oooobeech main te......hahahahah:D:D

aagle din raaji hoe gaye te class me .... madam mote ki kaapi dekhta in samajh gi ar ek spaad tha diya uskii pindi pe ...hahahahah
ekke sapad main usne nyu bata di madam wo malik bhi nyuee kar rya sai ........hahahah:D:D:D:D

bhaii bhundde kaate ger ke madam ne donnu .........
aaj bhi aansoo pde hain tap tap haans haans yaad kar ke wa baat.....

nd 4 ur kind information.. i was in L-1.........:p:D
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HA HAA HAAA
bhai RATHEE nd ka matlab bata de tu
 
bhaai tejeee

tejvirsingh said:
HA HAA HAAA
bhai RATHEE nd ka matlab bata de tu
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oo bhai tejee.......kissa quesiton poocha meryaar.:confused:.......jawab den main bhi maja nahi aandaa............uuu nd........and sai matlabb aurr.......samjha akk aur sentance main paryoog karr ke samjhaaaun jhakoiiiiiiiii...............hahahahaahahahahah:p:D:D
 
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tejey tanney bhi chaal paard diya,,,tera kissi thaadey sey gel roola hoyaa ho kadedey,,? usney nd kahya kareein ,,, hahahha
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bhai teji MITTU ne aan de pher sahi samjh aawegi......baki ghannne churrnne ho reh sein to FARIDABAD mein nd NEW DELHI ne bhi khya karen.....;)
hahahahhahahahhaha baki ND yu rathhe bhi se........

er bhai rupi jo bhi khawe se woh katti sahi baat se, iske dost bhi katti sahi baat karen sein....hahahhahahahhahahahahhahaahahah...killkka GAGU™
 
andy!

keshavdahiya said:
bhai teji MITTU ne aan de pher sahi samjh aawegi......baki ghannne churrnne ho reh sein to FARIDABAD mein nd NEW DELHI ne bhi khya karen.....;)
hahahahhahahahhaha baki ND yu rathhe bhi se........

er bhai rupi jo bhi khawe se woh katti sahi baat se, iske dost bhi katti sahi baat karen sein....hahahhahahahhahahahahhahaahahah...killkka GAGU™
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sahii baat hai, ND to nayi delhi ne bhi kavve see.:)
 
le bhai ek aur aai yaad

ek be bhai jib hum 7mi main thee jib class main ek dhubbi tha sumit ahlawat......kati kasut uutt jisnnee kehyaa karenn..........te bhai mharrii claass main suraj ki roshnii aayaa karti side mhaan kee......

te oo sumit ke kartaa.....khidkii mhaan ke haath kaad lendaa arr jibb oo haath tapp:D jandaa jib dyaakii uth ke master dhore chalya janda ak sir mere taap chadh ryaa sai main infirmary(dispensay) jaun???............arr oo tappyaa hodd haath aage karr dendaa uss master kee..........master haath dekh ke socda ak theek taap chad ryaa saii iskke te:p ....arr kasaai saari klaas miss kar diyaa kardaa. nuee.......:D:D

te kai din ho liyee usnee yu idea apnandee........te ek din master ke shak ho gyaa arr jib gaya oo master dhore arr karya apnnee haath aagee te master bolya solla haath dikhaa:p.........saale kee shillaa padyaa thaa haathh.:D................hahahaha......maaster ne ger ke itnne goddee poo diyee kooccchh main ak boojhoo naa:D........arr boldaa rhyaa pitda pitdaa.......tunne mujhe itnee din pagal banaya.........hahahahahahaahaha
hahahahahahah:D:D:D
 
ratheetheraist said:
ek be bhai jib hum 7mi main thee jib class main ek dhubbi tha sumit ahlawat......kati kasut uutt jisnnee kehyaa karenn..........te bhai mharrii claass main suraj ki roshnii aayaa karti side mhaan kee......

te oo sumit ke kartaa.....khidkii mhaan ke haath kaad lendaa arr jibb oo haath tapp:D jandaa jib dyaakii uth ke master dhore chalya janda ak sir mere taap chadh ryaa sai main infirmary(dispensay) jaun???............arr oo tappyaa hodd haath aage karr dendaa uss master kee..........master haath dekh ke socda ak theek taap chad ryaa saii iskke te:p ....arr kasaai saari klaas miss kar diyaa kardaa. nuee.......:D:D

te kai din ho liyee usnee yu idea apnandee........te ek din master ke shak ho gyaa arr jib gaya oo master dhore arr karya apnnee haath aagee te master bolya solla haath dikhaa:p.........saale kee shillaa padyaa thaa haathh.:D................hahahaha......maaster ne ger ke itnne goddee poo diyee kooccchh main ak boojhoo naa:D........arr boldaa rhyaa pitda pitdaa.......tunne mujhe itnee din pagal banaya.........hahahahahahaahaha
hahahahahahah:D:D:D
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Ha...ha..ha..Newton ke Fooffa huya krein ye...ha...ha..ha. Ek issa dessi Fardoo mhari gell bhi tha.....Uss dhorre school ne chhodd ke aur chahe manass marwa lyo..parr school ka naam liya nahin arr uss salle ki Pinddi kappi nahin. Assal mei ow Mastran tei ghanna drya kardda.....Angrezzi uss tahin sahi Videshi bhasha thi.........Ow ek din GANTHHA Koott kei KAKHH mei daab legya..AKK bukhar ho jyaga.....2 ghantte pachhe uss ne lagya ...Akk kimme niwwai si hui...ow sudhha Birjoo master dhorre gaya arr bolya...ji kimmei hararrat si hogi...Kadd tuut gi arr Bukhar saa bi lagge sei...Arr ganthha kassai ibb bi dabh rya. Master ne uska hathh dekhya te kitt ka bukhar....Master ne usska ohhe haath pakadd ke marr kammaddiyan liya arr uskka ow Ganthha khindya-e khhindya handde. Uss din pachhe uss ND ka naam GAnthha-e dhar diya...Uss nei Ibb-bi Ganthha-e khya krein....50 ka ho liya salla.
 
hahahaha

devdahiya said:
Ha...ha..ha..Newton ke Fooffa huya krein ye...ha...ha..ha. Ek issa dessi Fardoo mhari gell bhi tha.....Uss dhorre school ne chhodd ke aur chahe manass marwa lyo..parr school ka naam liya nahin arr uss salle ki Pinddi kappi nahin. Assal mei ow Mastran tei ghanna drya kardda.....Angrezzi uss tahin sahi Videshi bhasha thi.........Ow ek din GANTHHA Koott kei KAKHH mei daab legya..AKK bukhar ho jyaga.....2 ghantte pachhe uss ne lagya ...Akk kimme niwwai si hui...ow sudhha Birjoo master dhorre gaya arr bolya...ji kimmei hararrat si hogi...Kadd tuut gi arr Bukhar saa bi lagge sei...Arr ganthha kassai ibb bi dabh rya. Master ne uska hathh dekhya te kitt ka bukhar....Master ne usska ohhe haath pakadd ke marr kammaddiyan liya arr uskka ow Ganthha khindya-e khhindya handde. Uss din pachhe uss ND ka naam GAnthha-e dhar diya...Uss nei Ibb-bi Ganthha-e khya krein....50 ka ho liya salla.
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kaka wat a co- incidence...........hahaha:D;).........us sumit ka naam bhi gantha e dharr raakhya saii haamne:D:D

parr wo 25 ka e hoya saii saalaa...............hahahahahahahahaha......killkii..................@25 saal ka ganthaa.........nd still growing...........................hahahahahahah...................gagu@growing:D:D:D
 
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