..Jit is getting married

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Mamta apni happiness ko aur badha lo :D kyunki main bhi intelligent hun !!!!! :D:p:o


Chorri dikhte hi sab katti mere bete lala hardayal ho ja hai ... koi na bhai laagya reh ... badhiya hai ... teri bhi saani si kattan ka tame aan aala hai ... ek bai ghar aala ka no bataiye PM, teri saud si bhari jagi jabbe... mein soch rehya tha ki mai hoon ek jo kinghen ho holu hoon ... par bhai tu tai mere bhi aage aage chaalai hai ... hahaha
 
Chorri dikhte hi sab katti mere bete lala hardayal ho ja hai ... koi na bhai laagya reh ... badhiya hai ... teri bhi saani si kattan ka tame aan aala hai ... ek bai ghar aala ka no bataiye PM, teri saud si bhari jagi jabbe... mein soch rehya tha ki mai hoon ek jo kinghen ho holu hoon ... par bhai tu tai mere bhi aage aage chaalai hai ... hahaha


tu sabne apni dhaal matna samjhaa kar !!!!!!


main to nyun kahoon tha ki haade germany mein ibb jaatni to mile koni tai beer tai hi kaam chala raha !!

ib agar Jit beer is better than woman bol ke samajhdaar ka tag paa le sai to main bhi to samajhdaar hua ki nahi ??:confused:

woh manne thode dinaan pehle prove bhi kiya tha !!!

beer is better than women !!!
:D
 
tu sabne apni dhaal matna samjhaa kar !!!!!!


main to nyun kahoon tha ki haade germany mein ibb jaatni to mile koni tai beer tai hi kaam chala raha !!

ib agar Jit beer is better than woman bol ke samajhdaar ka tag paa le sai to main bhi to samajhdaar hua ki nahi ??:confused:

woh manne thode dinaan pehle prove bhi kiya tha !!!

beer is better than women !!!
:D


Bhai hum kitt tannei apne kessa laavai hai ... tu thehra IITian ... hum dai dai haandaniyaa(kidding) ... kitt tere tai muquabla ho sai... hahaha

Arr bhai ek baat bataun ... jo dekhya karai na hoya nahi karai ... yaa saach bata doon ho ... yo jit kisse din ohhh pehelwaan(Superman) bhai ki banayi ood bike par kaiyaa nai laade paa ga ... arr jo nu kehemte haandai hai na ki byaah do byaah do ... ve devdaas hoye paavenge... Arr ooun bhi Jit nai tai apni story saari bata raakhi hai mere tai ... bass bhai kasam le raakhi hai ki mein bataunga nahi kisse tai ... parr mein bataun koni ki uss chorri ka naam Meenakshi sai ... chaahe tham kemme kar lo ... nu bhi naa bataun ki Jit delhi mein kistai milaan jaa hai har doosre week ... arr nu bhi naa bataun ki Menakshi Delhi mai rehvain hai ... Bhai ibb Jit ke padhchinha pai mat chaaliye

Jo filam dekhi ho arr yaar ho tai ek baar Hulchal film... Akshay khanna, Jakie Shroff aali mein Paresh Rawal ka role yaad kar liyo .... hahahahaha:p:D;)
 
Bhai hum kitt tannei apne kessa laavai hai ... tu thehra IITian ... hum dai dai haandaniyaa(kidding) ... kitt tere tai muquabla ho sai... hahaha

Arr bhai ek baat bataun ... jo dekhya karai na hoya nahi karai ... yaa saach bata doon ho ... yo jit kisse din ohhh pehelwaan(Superman) bhai ki banayi ood bike par kaiyaa nai laade paa ga ... arr jo nu kehemte haandai hai na ki byaah do byaah do ... ve devdaas hoye paavenge... Arr ooun bhi Jit nai tai apni story saari bata raakhi hai mere tai ... bass bhai kasam le raakhi hai ki mein bataunga nahi kisse tai ... parr mein bataun koni ki uss chorri ka naam Meenakshi sai ... chaahe tham kemme kar lo ... nu bhi naa bataun ki Jit delhi mein kistai milaan jaa hai har doosre week ... arr nu bhi naa bataun ki Menakshi Delhi mai rehvain hai ... Bhai ibb Jit ke padhchinha pai mat chaaliye

Jo filam dekhi ho arr yaar ho tai ek baar Hulchal film... Akshay khanna, Jakie Shroff aali mein Paresh Rawal ka role yaad kar liyo .... hahahahaha:p:D;)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


ar dekh kisi ki baat secret ho to main kyun boojhoonga :D theak sai tu matna bata jit ki baat :p

ibb tu nyun kehne chaah sai key ki baalak bulak bhi hue paavenge :o:p:D


jit bhai kimai baat jami nahi !! ha ha ha ha


ibb jit todega teri dehi si , ibb aavega jee saa saa manne ! :rolleyes:
 
... parr mein bataun koni ki uss chorri ka naam Meenakshi sai ... chaahe tham kemme kar lo ... nu bhi naa bataun ki Jit delhi mein kistai milaan jaa hai har doosre week ... arr nu bhi naa bataun ki Menakshi Delhi mai rehvain hai ... Bhai ibb Jit ke padhchinha pai mat chaaliye

;)

are yo kye kar diya tune.. kimi dimag naam ki cheez hai ki nai...kyo gaa diye sare geet yeha... sukar hai sari baat na batai tune..ib mooh na kholi jitna bata diya utna to theek hai age mat boli..sun ga na tane
 
are yo kye kar diya tune.. kimi dimag naam ki cheez hai ki nai...kyo gaa diye sare geet yeha... sukar hai sari baat na batai tune..ib mooh na kholi jitna bata diya utna to theek hai age mat boli..sun ga na tane


bhai issi baat chupaaye na chupti ... yadai sab uske shubhchintak hi toh hai ... ismein kya galat hai ... khair jo ho gaya so go gaya ... problem ye hai ki anil ne uss par reply kar diya abb mein edit bhi nahi karr sakta
 
Chorrrre DK, teri Bhaang utri koni deekhe Holi aali!! ;)

eib tune raaj so khol diya to makka aur bata de 2-4 naaam! :p tane yaad ho to 20+ to Alphabet ke according hi naam the A - Z tak...geenaye the na, yaad kar!! :cool: :)

M for to Meenakshi likh hi diya to.... eib A for - se suru ho le ....saari ABCD baanch de....meri GFs ke naam bol bol ke!! :p

Tu eib saara Secret khol hi de men na kaali maanon lekin teri Dehi to todunga hi pakampakaa!! :mad:


Bhai hum kitt tannei apne kessa laavai hai ... tu thehra IITian ... hum dai dai haandaniyaa(kidding) ... kitt tere tai muquabla ho sai... hahaha

Arr bhai ek baat bataun ... jo dekhya karai na hoya nahi karai ... yaa saach bata doon ho ... yo jit kisse din ohhh pehelwaan(Superman) bhai ki banayi ood bike par kaiyaa nai laade paa ga ... arr jo nu kehemte haandai hai na ki byaah do byaah do ... ve devdaas hoye paavenge... Arr ooun bhi Jit nai tai apni story saari bata raakhi hai mere tai ... bass bhai kasam le raakhi hai ki mein bataunga nahi kisse tai ... parr mein bataun koni ki uss chorri ka naam Meenakshi sai ... chaahe tham kemme kar lo ... nu bhi naa bataun ki Jit delhi mein kistai milaan jaa hai har doosre week ... arr nu bhi naa bataun ki Menakshi Delhi mai rehvain hai ... Bhai ibb Jit ke padhchinha pai mat chaaliye

Jo filam dekhi ho arr yaar ho tai ek baar Hulchal film... Akshay khanna, Jakie Shroff aali mein Paresh Rawal ka role yaad kar liyo .... hahahahaha:p:D;)
 
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Chorrrre DK, teri Bhaang utri koni deekhe Holi aali!! ;)

eib tune raaj so khol diya to makka aur bata de 2-4 naaam! :p tane yaad ho to 20+ to Alphabet ke according hi naam the A - Z tak...geenaye the na, yaad kar!! :cool: :)

M for to Meenakshi likh hi diya to.... eib A for - se suru ho le ....saari ABCD baanch de....meri GFs ke naam bol bol ke!! :p

Tu eib saara Secret khol hi de men na kaali maanon lekin teri Dehi to todunga hi pakampakaa!! :mad:


hahahhaa... naa bhai maaf kariye .. galti hogi ... waa tai muh tai ooh hi galti tai likadd gi bhaang maare paache ... hahahaa... parr ibb bata hi de jab raaj khul hi gaya hai toh ... baalka ke naam ke soche hai ... hmmm .. ke woh bhi mein hi bataun

Lake ka naam : menjit
Laki ka naam : Jitaakhshi

????????????
 
Hum to sabka April Fool banaan ki soche the par yaha to mhaara hi phool sa ban gaya :o ..... Meenakshi to Meenakshi .... yaha to Manjit aur Jitaakshhi bhi nikal aaye :eek: ...... :D ...... ibbe kuch aur bhi dekhna bachaa hai .......... laagge hai akk katti "Race" si bani paayegii aade ;) ....... aur parde khulne baaki hai ya ho liyaa bas .... :rolleyes:
 
Self Praise is not recommended!! :p;):p

main to mamta ji ki khushi badha raha tha !!!!


ar fer main to bas aap se :p similarity bata raha tha beer and women ke maamle mein ;):D

The more the information sharing , the better it is !
 
Drink dine & be marry

Chorrrre DK, teri Bhaang utri koni deekhe Holi aali!! ;)

eib tune raaj so khol diya to makka aur bata de 2-4 naaam! :p tane yaad ho to 20+ to Alphabet ke according hi naam the A - Z tak...geenaye the na, yaad kar!! :cool: :)

M for to Meenakshi likh hi diya to.... eib A for - se suru ho le ....saari ABCD baanch de....meri GFs ke naam bol bol ke!! :p

Tu eib saara Secret khol hi de men na kaali maanon lekin teri Dehi to todunga hi pakampakaa!! :mad:
JIT BHAI
BEER KA KOTA THEEK THAAK RAKHNA PDEGA
 
jitte nyu bata gudgaon kab aa raha hai, tu pachle hafte bhi aan ki keh tha....

ar ke dramma macha rakha se tanne ade yo...me to ghane dina me JL pe aaya su

beer beer beer....pyau ke tanne ade beer..
 
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