Joke From a Village

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Ek baar 2 jat bhai hote hain...they were real jat like the one from village "Baoli"...bada bhai chhote ko ek baar apni wife ko lene uske ghar bhejata hain...ladki vale dono bhaiyo se perashan the ...woh mana ker dete hain...per chhota bhai ad jata hain...leker hi jaoonga ....ladki vale bolte hain ...ja tu bol diyo woh Vidhwa ho gayi hum nahi bhejete....

Chotta bhai ghar chala jata hain aur apne bhai se bolta hain ki woh to vidhwa ho gayi ...bada bhai bolta hain ...tu pagal hain kay, jab main jinda hoon to woh vidhwa kaise ho sakti hain...chhota bolta hain ...rehen de bhai peechhele saal jab phuphi vidhwa hui the tab bhi tu yahin khada tha ...aur woh vidhwa ho gayi the....
 
Totally agree with anil, that its just a joke.... But slight confusion here, as vipin mentioned in his mail "they were the real jat like the one from village 'Baoli'..."

May be REAL jats from a particular village are capable of doing such REAL things.... But till now i had heard that this distinction of doing such REALly funny things is with "Anchaad" village.

PS - No offence intended to any person from any particular village.
In case someone is offended, please accept my sincere apologies.

regards,
Rahul

Vipin Latiyan (May 11, 2004 03:37 a.m.):
One joke from Jats
Ek baar 2 jat bhai hote hain...they were real jat like the one from village "Baoli"...bada bhai chhote ko ek baar apni wife ko lene uske ghar bhejata hain...ladki vale dono bhaiyo se perashan the ...woh mana ker dete hain...per chhota bhai ad jata hain...leker hi jaoonga ....ladki vale bolte hain ...ja tu bol diyo woh Vidhwa ho gayi hum nahi bhejete....

Chotta bhai ghar chala jata hain aur apne bhai se bolta hain ki woh to vidhwa ho gayi ...bada bhai bolta hain ...tu pagal hain kay, jab main jinda hoon to woh vidhwa kaise ho sakti hain...chhota bolta hain ...rehen de bhai peechhele saal jab phuphi vidhwa hui the tab bhi tu yahin khada tha ...aur woh vidhwa ho gayi the....
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I am sorry if this hurt you. But it was not my intention to hurt anybody. I just posted a joke.I know jats are not stupid...i am also a jat from muzaffarnagar and hope not to be stupid:(.

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Wah Bhai Vipin bahot badhia................Or aan de, Ar bhai aisey koi baat na ek aadh ta har kom ma mil ja sa, jat ho chahey sardar.
 
ha ha ha...badhiya joke sai bhai...shabashhhh..
ar bhai jato...hansan ki bat pai zagdna band kr do...hr jagah proove karne ki jarurat na hai ki jat stupid nhi hote.....jokes aisi hi bat pr bante hai....phir chahe wo jat joke ho..sardar ka ho ya...chamar ka...
 
Nice one!

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A nice one from old storehouse! Could not desist from bringing it up for the facilitation of those who have not read it earlier !
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anilkc said:
its just a joke...
jat ke jagah sardar likh deta to koi problem nahi thi ?
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भाई रे सरदारा के चुट्कले अलाउड ना से :mad:
हाहाहाहाहाहाहा :D :D बिडया चुट्कला था :D :D :D ............
 
amar0974 said:
Wah Bhai Vipin bahot badhia................Or aan de, Ar bhai aisey koi baat na ek aadh ta har kom ma mil ja sa, jat ho chahey sardar.
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Bhai Amardeep ya baat "ek aadh ta har kom ma mil ja sa, jat ho chahey sardar" nu likan main jayada chokhi lagti... ek aadh bawla te har kom main mil jaa hai, jukar ek aadh samjhdaar sa sardar...
 
rahul_malik23 said:
Totally agree with anil, that its just a joke.... But slight confusion here, as vipin mentioned in his mail "they were the real jat like the one from village 'Baoli'..."

May be REAL jats from a particular village are capable of doing such REAL things.... But till now i had heard that this distinction of doing such REALly funny things is with "Anchaad" village.

PS - No offence intended to any person from any particular village.
In case someone is offended, please accept my sincere apologies.

regards,
Rahul
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Bhai Malik katai sahi kahi... main bhi Anchaadiyaoo ke baare main nuhi sun rakhi hai... balki Baoliya to katai raach hain... kisi ki baat padan hi na dete...
 
Tu kaha ka hai re AALOO KE PARAMTEE..hahahhahahaha...Gathwale ka jaat hai Bhai..........Hambeee.........nuoey baat hai...............Gaam konsa terra KUBADDI... hahahhahahahaha..........tajhe baarra ANCHAAD aaloen ne ke krya tha......... SHORAM main jaa ke unki CHUPPAD rasse main saahar li thi.......arr raatoien raat ussne anchaad le aaye the......ittne hette hai Anchaad ke manas......................aar hore sunn Baoli ke lambdee ittne oot kona....chhorri ghani kudhabbi oont hai wahanki....tere jisse ka SONU-MONU bana de we..................... unke Kisse main tajhe kissi din softe main sunawa..............ROOKKA@ AALLO KA PARAMTA @..SONU-MONU...........
rahul_malik23 said:
Totally agree with anil, that its just a joke.... But slight confusion here, as vipin mentioned in his mail "they were the real jat like the one from village 'Baoli'..."

May be REAL jats from a particular village are capable of doing such REAL things.... But till now i had heard that this distinction of doing such REALly funny things is with "Anchaad" village.

PS - No offence intended to any person from any particular village.
In case someone is offended, please accept my sincere apologies.

regards,
Rahul
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