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Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
roommate Sonia
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Overthe course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than what she was seeing...
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Sonia and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sonia came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sonia, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Sonia. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the
pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl
roommate Sonia
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Overthe course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than what she was seeing...
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must bethinking, but I assure you, Sonia and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sonia came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't
suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sonia, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Sonia. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping
in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the
pillow...
Love,
Mom.
