Joke of the Day..!!

[devendramalik]

Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order to raise some
money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to
the
playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've
kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped
your
kid. tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath
the mango tree on the north side of the city playground".
Signed: "A Sardarji".
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting
next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000
in
cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a
fellow
Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my
son."
Signed:"Another-Sardarji"

 

[sampuran]

More of Sardarji

. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


2. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
Now it is 6610"

4. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar
hua, ab sari umar kabar khodne me bitegi..!!

5. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

6. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, "
I LOVE U SISTER."

 

[sudhirbarak]

. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


2. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
Now it is 6610"

4. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar
hua, ab sari umar kabar khodne me bitegi..!!

5. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

6. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her, "
I LOVE U SISTER."

hey! plz don't copy from santa banta.com

these all were from santabanta.com.

post some real ones.

 

[anildabas1701]

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