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preetikhatri

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Ek bar ek sardar ek bahut unchhi building se gir gya

doctor: Ye to mar gya.

Sardar : Uth k nhi main jinda hu.

Sardar ka dost:
Oyye chup kar oyye doctor ko tere se jyada pata hai.
:p :p :p
 
[h=2]Joke of the Night[/h]sardaar 1--- ye suraj raat ko kyun nahi nikaltaa ?
sardaar 2---- bewkoof , suraj din me kaam kar ke thak jaataa he aur raat ko sone chalaa jaataa he.
 
ek bar laxmiji ka vaahan ullu unse naaraj ho gya.
bola sab aapki pooja karte hai meri kyu nhi.
Laxmiji boli ab se meri pooja se 10-15 din pahle din teri pooja hogi.
tab se vo din KARVA CHAUTH K rup me jana jata hai.
:p :p :p
 
preetikhatri said:
ek bar laxmiji ka vaahan ullu unse naaraj ho gya.
bola sab aapki pooja karte hai meri kyu nhi.
Laxmiji boli ab se meri pooja se 10-15 din pahle din teri pooja hogi.
tab se vo din KARVA CHAUTH K rup me jana jata hai.
:p :p :p
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Nice Joke.


Actually, I have fasted Karva Chauth once - just to find out why some people make such a hullabaloo about it - what is so special about the fast. I must say I got the answer on that day. It is a nice fast when done with the right type of feelings for the fast.

I have not fasted after that.
 
Santa :biwi ko phone karke kahta hai
main ghar late aaunga.
biwi : kyuu???
Santa : Car ki steering,gear,break sab chori ho gye hai.
10 minute bad fir cal karta hai
or kahta hai
aa rha hu vo main galati se
gadi ki pichli seat pe baith gya tha.
 
ek bar ek sardar ne apne ghar ka darwaja ukhada or utha k bazar ki or chal pada.

raste me ek aadmi:
sardarji darwaja bechoge kya??
sardar : o yaar nahi bas taala kharab ho gya hai vo tudvane ja rha hu
:p :p :p
 
preetikhatri said:
ek bar ek sardar ne apne ghar ka darwaja ukhada or utha k bazar ki or chal pada.

raste me ek aadmi:
sardarji darwaja bechoge kya??
sardar : o yaar nahi bas taala kharab ho gya hai vo tudvane ja rha hu
:p :p :p
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Aap hamesha sardar wale hi joke kyun sunte ho ......................sardar mana ki tode se murak hote hai per itne bhi nhi her joke unpe hi bane
 
Ek gadhe ka malik usse bahut peet ta tha.
dusra gadha:

yaar tu yaha se bhag kyu nahi jata??

pahla gadha : mera future yaha bright hai isiliye.
dusra : vo kaise?

mere malik ki beti bahut sundar hai,
jab bhi vo shararat karti hai,
to malik kahte hai
"teri shadi iss gadhe se karwa dunga"
issi umeed pe yaha rah raha hu
:p :p :p
 
ड्राइवर (संता से)- पूरा पेट्रोल खत्म हो गया है, अब आगे नही बढ़ सकते।

संता- ठीक है, गाड़ी पीछे लो और घर वापस चलो।
 
dusra : vo kaise?

mere malik ki beti bahut sundar hai,
jab bhi vo shararat karti hai,
to malik kahte hai
"teri shadi iss gadhe se karwa dunga"
issi umeed pe yaha rah raha hu
:p :p :p[/QUOTE]

हा हा हा हा ,इस्से उम्मीद पे घणे सारे गधे बेरा ना किः किः धोबी धोरे पड़े सें |
 
Ladkiwale :
hume aisa ladka chahiye jo khata peeta na ho.
aur koi bhi galat kaam na karta ho.

pandit :aisa ladka to aapko
hospital k ICU WARD KI EMERGENCY ME hi mil skta hai. :p :p :p
 
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Train mein ek husband apni wife se : Tujh se shadi kar ke pachta raha hoon...dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal doon...
Saamne wala passenger : Bhou...bhou...bhou...bhou...
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Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai
Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai
Aapse Door Rahna Kismat Ki Baat Hai
Magar Aapko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…:(

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