Joke of the day

Dental care

¤ brush thrice a day.
¤ dont eat much sweets and chocolate
¤ most imporatant
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¤ dont take
panga
with me
otherwise you wont be able to give smile with thirty two teeth
:d :d :d
 
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New Rajanikant series: 1. Rajinikanth was shot today. Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral. 2. Rajinikanth's pulse is measured in Richter scale. 3. When Rajini was a student, teachers used to bunk classes. 4. Rajinikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house. 5. Rajinikanth participated in a 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that … because Light came second. 6. Intel's new ad: "Rajinikanth Inside"
 
टीचर-एक लीटर पैट्रोल कितने रूपये का है? छात्र-पता नहीं मैम अब कितने का है...घर से चला था तो 70 का था
 
GOOGLE PE search

banta :santa yaar tujhe itna kisne mara????

santa : padosiyo ne!
:(
banta : kyu???

santa :Unka bachha gum ho gya or maine ye kah diya
k GOOGLE pe Search kar lo
 
Student :
how to write 4 b/w 5?

Teacher :Not possible
H.O.D. :silly question
Scientist :No logic
Engnr : wrong question

student : F(IV)E.

STUDENT ROCKS
N OTHERS SHOCKS
 
main marr gya huin

MENTAL Hospital me
sab pagal jor jor se ro rahe the.
Ek pagal Chupchap Soya hua Tha.
Doctor :TUm kyu chup ho???

Pagal : Array main to mar gya hu na
or ye sab mere hi gam me ro rahe hai
 
Ant in auto

Chintti auto main baith gyi
or ek taang bahar nikal li

Driver : MADAM pairr andar kar lo

Chintti : Rukk ja oyye
raste me hathi milega usko laat marni hai
saala kal mujhe aankh mar k gya tha
:D :D :D :D
 
Confuse mat hona

Shamu Rishtey ke liye photo khinchva raha tha
pichhe ek gadha b aake khada ho gya

Shamu bola:
main right side me hu
Confuse Mat Hona
:p :p :p
:O
lol
 
preetikhatri said:
Chintti auto main baith gyi
or ek taang bahar nikal li

Driver : MADAM pairr andar kar lo

Chintti : Rukk ja oyye
raste me hathi milega usko laat marni hai
saala kal mujhe aankh mar k gya tha
:D :D :D :D
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In similar vein:

एक बार कुछ चींटी एक हाथी के पैर के नीचे आ कर मे गयी. बाकी बच्ची हुए चींटीयों को बहुत गुस्सा आया हाथी पर. उन्होने एक प्लान बनाया हाथी से बदला लेने का. सारी चींटीयाँ पैड पर चढ़ गयी और हाथी का इंतज़ार करने लगी. जैसे ही हाथी पैड के नीचे से गुज़रा, एक चींटी गुस्से मे आ कर हाथी पर कूद गयी - बाकी पैड पर से सभी चींटीयाँ चिल्ला कर बोली - दबा दे साले को!
 
Banta: "Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?"

Santa: "Suicide karne ke liye"

Banta: "To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?"

Santa: "Kahin infection na ho jaaye"
 
vijaykajla1 said:
पत्नी अपने पति को सुधारने के लिए काले कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गयी।


पति- तुम कौन

पत्नी- चुड़ैल


पति- हाथ मिला, मैं तेरी बहन का पति।
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Bahot Badhiya Bhai Ji .........
 
A Bus full of house wives met an accident and all the ladies died
husbands cried for a day or two
but one man was found crying even after five years
bcoz
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his wife missed the bus
 
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