Joke of the day

preetikhatri said:
once METHYL CH3
went on walk

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wen he is bck he is nt methyl

he becum
dimethyl ether
CH3-O-CH3

GUESS HOW???
her mother called him
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यु मेथाइल "पुल्लिंग है अक इस्त्रिलिंग"??:confused:
मराबटा कदे न्यून डांक मार ज्या से, कदे न्यून !!:tongue:


PS : माड़ा संभाल के जम्प मरवाओ ईह्का.. यु डाई-मिथाइल-एथर आग भोत तावला पकडया करे.. :cool:
 
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lolz

na jeeta to konya
par

68% maintain hai PG level pe
arr ek orr tha jo mainne he
his n her ka diff padhave tha
in joke METHYL is d name of person haa
her ki jagah his mother aana tha
vo to jaldbaaji ka nateeja hai
THank u for highlighting my mistakes
 
Dnt fight

atish n dnt argue with Urmilaji
n vpannu symbol ka matlab puchya tha tere te
maine itna dimag na laya karti samjha
GUYS DNT FIGHT N DNT ARGUE
LIVE LYF HAPPILY
V DNT KNW HOW LONG V R LIVING
JST HV A GUD SENSE OF HUMOUR.
pannu NOBLE miljata tae tere msg ka rply na karti
lolz
hasna b seekh le
ladokade kitte ke
 
jaan khadd dyunga

Master : "Chorre main teri jaan khaad dyunga"
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iski angreji kar k dikha

chorra : angreji nae to main bad me dekhunga
pahla tu hath tae laa k dikha?
 
Ek baar Mahadev aur Parvati ji kahi jaa rahe the. Raste mai ek aadmi ret me pada tha aur uska muh bandh tha aur wo u.. u.. ki awaj kaad raha tha. Partvati ji boli, Mahadev ji, iska kast dur kro. Mahadev ji bole kis kis ka kast dur kru, Parwati ji boli yo to karna ye padega. Mahadev ji bole yo to Jaat se, dek le, Parvati boli koi baat nahi. Mahadev ji ne us aadmi ke muh par haath mara aur wo aadmi bola "Itni Sunder Kaha Se Pata Ke Laya". Mahadev Ji, Parvati ji se Bole Sun Le Tere Yaar Ke Parvachan. Paarvati boli, yo dil ka bada saccha se, mai iska bura nahi manti aur Mahadev or Parvati Ji aage chale gai. Bhai Jaat n yaa to bulwawoo mat, nahi to phir chup na rahan ka. Thanks to all.
 
Hearing Aid

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear perfectly alright.

After a Month the gentleman went back to the doctor for check up and the doctor said: "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really happy that you can hear again."


The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
I've changed my will three times!"
 
urmiladuhan said:
aatish jee, please show some humor (if you have one). what you are posting about is boring. This is a joke thread.
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उरमल्ला जी, आपने ते जणू हांसी के ठहाके लगवा दिए आड़े | बासी बातां ते न्यारा भी किम्मे लिख दयो |
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hazirjawabi

Sundu ka master UKKI diary
me Note chadha de hai

: Chorre nae nahvaa k bhejaa karo!

Sundu ki maa jawab me likhhe hai : Chorre nae Padha k bheja karo
SUNGHYA manya karo
;) :) ;)
 
;)

SUNDU : bhundu mere yaar nyu bata
mere jee main aave hai
k main teri honn aali bahu gell film dekh k aaya karu
arr tainne bhunda b na laage.

bhundu
thodi der soch kae

: rae mere yaar ya b k bat kahi tainne
tu nyu karr
mera byah apni bebe gell karva de
fer unhe rojj film dikha chahe tae.
:)
;)
 
preetikhatri said:
SUNDU : bhundu mere yaar nyu bata
mere jee main aave hai
k main teri honn aali bahu gell film dekh k aaya karu
arr tainne bhunda b na laage.

bhundu
thodi der soch kae

: rae mere yaar ya b k bat kahi tainne
tu nyu karr
mera byah apni bebe gell karva de
fer unhe rojj film dikha chahe tae.
:)
;)
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Nice Nail Polish shade in the photo, Preeti:) (and nice photo too :) )
 
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