Joke of the day

jija to sari umar rovega

bahan ki vidai me

bhai bola : papa dekho didi to ro rhi hai jabki jija ji nhi ro rhe
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papa : koi bat nhi beta didi to bas gate tak hi royegi

jija ko sari umar rona hai
:) :)
 
Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team...
Don't evn try to guess wat happnd..!.
The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too!
 
tum rovoge arr vo tali bajavega

Delivery k tym
wife :bagwan mujhe ladka dena

husband :nhi bhagwan ladki dena ladki

bhagwan : abbe chup karo dono
main confuse ho gya na
to tum dono rovoge arr vo TALI BAJAYEGA
;) ;) ;)
 
Delivery k tym
wife :bagwan mujhe ladka dena

husband :nhi bhagwan ladki dena ladki

bhagwan : abbe chup karo dono
main confuse ho gya na
to tum dono rovoge arr vo TALI BAJAYEGA
;) ;) ;)
 
Santa's son - Papa agr apko 10 or 5 Rs. raste me pade mile to ap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa - 10 Rs. ka.
Son - isi liye ap pe joke bante hai, dono bhi to utha sakte ho .......
 
Shadi ki 1st night...

Dulha-- Hamesha puja karna,
Vart Rakhna'
Sabse payar se bolana!

Dulhan pareshan ho ke bahar gayi aur zor se boli...

Sab ander aa jaao , SATSANG ho raha hai....
 
Kitabe to tumhare pas thi

Boy 2 God :
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath hai!
agar paas karwa de to kya baat hai!
GOD : Girlfrnd kam pata ta to kya bat thi
Sari Kitabe to tere sath thi
;) ;) ;)
 
Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Giga : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush hone ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiyan aayengi.
 
VERSIONS :-

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free , If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours ♥

THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was O:)

THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , Don't worry, she will come back 3:)

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she ever comes back, ask her why :O

THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her :D

THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back :)

THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat ;)

THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that 8|

THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade O_o

THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free , If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway :P

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free :X

THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free , instantaneously and look for others simultaneously -_-

THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free , If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy :P

THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free , If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad ;)

THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set her free , If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand (yourself) in new markets :D :-P (m)
 
एक बै बेद अपनी सुसराड गया! सुसराड मै बटेऊ खास हो ए सै, तै उसकी सासु उस खातर दूध ल्याई खास शीशे के गिलास मै (खास न्यु अक पह्ल्या शीशे के गिलास खास लोगा ताहि बरते जाया करते), कती कान्या ताहि भर कै नै! बेद नै शीशे का गिलास कदे देख्या ना था तो देख के सासु तै बोल्या: "दूध नै क्याहे मै घाल तै ले हे, इसकी घिट्टी पकडे ल्याण लाग री सै!
 
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log mujhe bhagwan samjhte hai

SANTA : LOG MUJHE BHAGWAN (GOD)SAMJHTE HAI

BANTA : Tujhe kaise pata???

santa :main kahi b jau
log kahte hai
OH GOD tu fer aa gya
;) ;) ;)
 
;)

EKK bai ravinderji JISSE ka apni bahu tae jhagda ho gya

VO BOLYA : main marnne ja rha huuuuu

Patni : YE LO DAIRY MILK.

KUCH B SUBH KAM KARNE JAO MEETHA KHAKE JAO TO KAAM ACHHA HOTA HAI ;)
 
preetikhatri said:
EKK bai ravinderji JISSE ka apni bahu tae jhagda ho gya

VO BOLYA : main marnne ja rha huuuuu

Patni : YE LO DAIRY MILK.

आपां ते एकली हथेली सां |


KUCH B SUBH KAM KARNE JAO MEETHA KHAKE JAO TO KAAM ACHHA HOTA HAI ;)
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