Joke of the day

[amitsinghpanwar]

Students Of 2011....

Tomorrow Is My Chemistry Paper And I Am Preparing For It...

The Ionization Energy Of Atoms Decreases,
When An Electron Shell....
......
Electron Shellll.....

Shell..

Shiell...

Sheila...

Sheelaaa,

Sheilaa Ki Jawaani..!!​

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living . . .

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D​

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living . . .

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living . . . =P =D​

मानने बेरा था अक रविंदर जी पक्का इस ने लाइक करेंगे.....:tears_of_joy:

 

[ravinderjeet]

मानने बेरा था अक रविंदर जी पक्का इस ने लाइक करेंगे.....:tears_of_joy:

बस भाई ,लाईक-ए ते करी स ,और किम्मे मतन्या समझ लिए | ,मेरे धोरे ते कोए सी भी कोणी |

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

स्पेनिश नौसेना के एक युध्दपोत का कप्तान एक दिन डेक पर टहल रहा था कि तभी उसका सहायक भागता हुआ आया और चिल्लाया - सर ! मैंने अभी अभी दुश्मन का एक युध्दपोत देखा है जो हमारी तरफ आ रहा है ।

कप्तान ने शांतिपूर्वक उसकी बात सुनी, फिर उसे आदेश दिया - जाओ, मेरी लाल कमीज लेकर आओ ।

सहायक उसकी लाल रंग की कमीज ले आया जिसे कप्तान ने पहन लिया।

दोनों जलपोतों के बीच भयंकर युध्द हुआ और अंत में स्पेनिश पोत विजयी रहा। युध्द के बाद, सहायक ने कप्तान से पूछा - सर! मैं आपसे एक बात पूछना चाहता था! आपने युध्द के दौरान लाल रंग की कमीज क्यों पहनी ?

कप्तान ने गर्व भरे ढंग से बताया - ताकि यदि मुझे गोली लगे तो मेरे सैनिक मेरे शरीर से बहता हुआ खून न देख सकें और उनका हौसला न टूटे।

सहायक अपने कप्तान की बहादुरी और बुध्दिमत्ता का कायल हो गया। तभी एक दूसरा सिपाही भागता हुआ आया और बोला - सर, सर ! मैंने अभी दुश्मन के 20 युध्दपोत देखे हैं जो हमारी तरफ आ रहे हैं !

कप्तान, सहायक की ओर मुड़ा और आदेश दिया - जाओ और जाकर मेरी पीले रंग की पेन्ट लेकर आओ.....​

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

>Kaun Banega Crorepati<
5crOre kA SaWaL..
Que:- Woh Do Log Kaun Hai..?
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;:
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:;
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jO NoKiA MobiLe oN Karne Pr Hath MiLate hAi...?? ​

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

bollywood have so many items girls sheela munni jalebi ........ punjabi singer only have billo so many years​

 

[amitsinghpanwar]

Husband comes home early n sees wife wit another guy.

Wife: Why r u early?

Husband: Who's he?

Wife: Don't try to change t topic!​

 

[satyenderdeswal]

photographer studio main chhotey bachhey se:-meri taraf dekho beta...is camere se kabooter niklega...
bacha:- focus adjust kar...portrait mode use kariyo....macro ke sath...high resolution....mast pic ani chhaiye nahi to paise nahi milega...........bada aya saala...kabooter niklega

 

[ashe]

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."​

 

[ashe]

HIGHLIGHT JOKE OF THE DAY


sad story with humour...


"My Boss asked me to start the presentation with some humour. I simply pasted my salry slip there."

 

[ashe]

A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge." The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the sign on the door say? The guy replies, “It says 'Pull' !!!

​

 

[ashe]

This psychiatrist walks into his waiting room and sees two men. One is hanging upside down from the ceiling. The other is sawing an imaginary piece of wood. The doctor approaches the man who is sawing and asks him what he is doing.
'I'm sawing wood,' the man replies.
'And what's your friend doing?' the doctor asks.
'Oh, he thinks he's a light bulb.'
'Well, don't you think you should tell him to get down? The blood is rushing to his head.'
'What, and work in the dark?'

 

[sanjeev_balyan]

पांच बच्चों की मां तीसरी शादी कर रही थी

निकाह के वक्त छोटा बच्चा रोने लगा

यह देख कर नया पति शादी छोड़कर भाग गया

लेकिन क्यों..

क्योंकि महिला ने बच्चे से कहा था- चुप हो जा वरना अगली बार साथ नहीं लाउंगी

 

[ashe]

his is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.​

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?
Pati: Ek second ki tarah.
Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?
Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh
Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

 

[virendra204]

Chorre bina byah kiye itni knowledge
hahhaha
beta kamyab married lyf hogi teri
vaise kam ae khya kare aaya g
mostly haa k hai?
hahaha

chorre ka byah na hoya to k huya isne BARAT bhot kar kakhi hai