Joke of the day

[preetikhatri]

achha re
mainne laage tu iska PA rahya hoga jo tainne barata ki gintii b bera hai

 

[satyenderdeswal]

 

[satyenderdeswal]

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten.

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"
Amy: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Wow"

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.

 

[satyenderdeswal]

My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"
I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir".

 

[satyenderdeswal]

I was travelling to the train station the other day by taxi and as we approached I
tapped him on the shoulder to tell him where to drop me out. He screamed loudly,
lost complete control of the car, almost ran over an old lady as the cab mounted
the footpath, stopping inches away from a lamp post.
"Don't ever do that again" said the driver. I apologised saying that I didn't realise
that a tiny tap on the shoulder would frighten him to the extent it had. "It's not
really your fault I suppose" the taxi driver lamented "it's my first day as a taxi
driver: I've spent the last fifteen years driving a funeral van."

 

[satyenderdeswal]

The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Ek bai ek pagal khane main raat nai ek pagal khada hoya 3 baje ar diwaar kai kaan la kai khada hogya. Dusre nai dekhya tai wo bhi khada hogya diwaar kai kaan la kai.......sahaj sahaj saare pagal khade ho ge diwaar kai kaan la kai......subah daactar saab aaye, dekhya pagal khane mai kati shaanti, daactar saab raaji, bhitar jaa kai dekhya saare pagal kaan laye khade diwaar kai........daactar saab nai bhi kaan laa liye diwaar kai......5 min paachey daactar saab bole " rai ke kar rahe so, kuch na sunta kyun dukhi ho rahe ho" ,pagal bole " daactar saab 5 min mai kuch sun jya he tai hum ke bawle hain raat tai kaan laye khade hain"

 

[satyenderdeswal]

Ek Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko chaidh rahey the...

Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,

Maalik ne toti ko sharif toton ke pinjre me daal diya. Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola
..."Utho Haji sahab dua kubul ho gayi..

 

[sandeepsirohi]

teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re...
student: kutio khaygio...
teacher: dikha.
student: dekho...
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni..
student: kutio "BOKLHO" thi.
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[sandeepsirohi]

Aftr robbing d Bank,
robber 2 clerkid u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead
asked next clerkid u?
2nd clerk:No, But my wife saw u