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urmiladuhan

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80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are

Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove

to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A

blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the

stage. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" She thinks for a

moment, then answers, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start

cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" The leader

says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in

one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media

here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks,

"What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly half a minute she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected

sigh -- everyone is disheartened, the blonde starts crying and the

80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER

ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,

eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,

"Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000

girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and

scream... GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
 
Good joke.......ek bai kahi teen baar samajhiyo.

A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: "Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies: "Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5", weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The guy thinks about it a second and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."
 
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good one urmila....

one more blonde joke....
one fine day two blondes were standing on the two banks of a river.......one blonde shouted to the other.....i want to come to other side...how can i come.....
the other blonde answered......
u r already on the other side.....:o
 
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