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An Indian dies & goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country.



He goes first to the German hell & asks "What do they
do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in & whips you for the
rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell
& many more.


He discovers that they are all more or less the same
as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell & finds that there is
a very long
line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the Indian devil comes in & whips you for the
rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells
why are there so many people waiting to get in?

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair
does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, & the
devil is a former
Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register &
then goes to the
cafeteria...!!"
 
hahahhaa.....

Thanks a lot for the information....I will line up in front of Indian Hell..... Anyone wanting his/ her place in front of me in the Q .?....

hahhahaa
Rajendra
 
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