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misguidedyouth

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One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone.

As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running
out and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I
strained my back".

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but
you look terrible.

What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now, Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late.

I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit
by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge and someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"
 
bhai ravinder, kamal ka chutkala tha. has-has ke lotpot ho gaya. keep it up.
 
ji sa aa gaya

misguided_youth said:
One morning at a doctor’s surgery a patient arrives
complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local
night club? This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony
door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone.

As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running
out and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I
strained my back".

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but
you look terrible.

What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a
while now, Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late.

I was running out of the building, getting dressed at
the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit
by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the
other two patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell
happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge and someone threw it
from the 3rd floor"

:) bhai ek bat to bta ,
un ten aadmia me te tu kotha tha :)
 
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