Rohit:
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
Rohit:
Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Rohit:
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
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Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
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The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
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" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft, A few days later he got this reply
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks
Bill Gates.
*яakร ***final:
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jan k khushi ho gi k hum ko US mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter parh k sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai-isliyen sath-sath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad-Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet--aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement--humko to zaroorat hai
Please donot send any furthur correspondence--ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call--phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained--bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks--aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Nisha:
Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Manu: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Manu: He bcom father only after I was born
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
Rohit:
Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Rohit:
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
..
..
..
..
Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!
...
...
...
" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft, A few days later he got this reply
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.Thanks
Bill Gates.
*яakร ***final:
Laloo jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jan k khushi ho gi k hum ko US mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter parh k sunaongaa? par letter angreeze main hai-isliyen sath-sath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad-Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet--aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement--humko to zaroorat hai
Please donot send any furthur correspondence--ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call--phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained--bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks--aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Nisha:
Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Manu: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Manu: He bcom father only after I was born