Jokes on Ganguly

[deepakdahiya]

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1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time

2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat

3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall

4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up

5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments.......

6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as Ganguly

5 marks questions

Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place. mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
2) bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to keeper/slip
3) full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for gully
4) bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on to the stumps
5)bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch to close in fielders


____Deepak Dahiya____
*****Jai Mata Di*****

 

[deepakchoudhry]

Prince of Calcutta

Deepak Bhai, Ganguly is our prince of Calcutta. Choray nay aaj century (Sau kay upar ek) maari hai......LOL

Nice Jokes neverthless.

 

[mayankmalik77]

270 Balls Century against ZIM

Bhai... 270 balls meim100 run mahare gaam ke balak be mar sake hai......


anyways .... till the ganguly is there ..... india is like a gun without a bullet...

 

[deepakdahiya]

antil bahi yo ganguly naam ka BADAL kade kade e barsa kare,.....


dekho eb kad barshe ga..


or aap bhi malik bhai bilkul thek bol rahe ho ..

........till the ganguly is there ..... india is like a gun without a bullet...


really kuch nahi ho sakta



____Deepak Dahiya____
*****Jai Mata Di*****

 

[jitender_singh]

iska meter sirf zimbabwe,kenya jaisee teams ke saath hi chalta hai..



Cheers
Jitender

Deepak Bhai, Ganguly is our prince of Calcutta. Choray nay aaj century (Sau kay upar ek) maari hai......LOL

Nice Jokes neverthless.

 

[arunshamli]

Why Ganguly???

I have to admint that Ganguly is not fit for Indian team, but it is unfair to held him responsible for everything. What about Tendulkar? He rarely plays under pressure. he makes a double century against Bangladesh and then says this is the best inning I have ever played. kabhee pair kee moch ka bahana banayega ...kabhe bolega ke sitescreen ke position theek nahi hai...and kabhee tennis elbo....yuvraj and kaif plays only one good inning in 2 years and remain in the team for next 2 years

sirf apna jat ka chora(Sehwag) playes against Australia, pakistan or England nahi baki sab Bangladesh and Zim wali series ka wait karte hain.

about Ganguly , I do not think droping him will make any difference to the team. because everybody is failing and not just him.

 

[deepakdahiya]

Jai Mata Di to all Jat Bhai,

arun bhai aap bilkul thek keh rahe ho its not not only the fault or sole responsibility of ganguly to perform well but it is the team responsibility to win the match........

As per my opinion Kaif is one of the best upcoming batsman. Regarding Sachin Its over dependance on him is the problem.

Sachin is not the problem area rather than ganguli, laxman- ... kumble are the problem areas.

Our problem is so many big players but no good team players. Once in a while they will blaze and get injured and return with a secured place.

I guess giving rest to bigger but shorter on use players and givin chance to newer ones is d way for india...

Else nobody will watch the matches if it goes like that as other sports are also geting good publicity like tennis due to players like sania.....

she is playing very good .....she know that she is representing india


arr in choro ko dekho ......inne khelan ke paise milte he jib bhi nahi khel sakte............aade bhi politics baad de...

they also forget that they are representing INDIA


.pehle log ye pucha kerte the
..aaj indian kisshe jeetega or
...phir ye puchne lage aaj kisshe match he
....or ab or aage ye puchegay ke aaj INDIA kisshe harne wala he..




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