Jokes regarding Husband and wife

[hpmalikdaboda]

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

 

[vikasjat]

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
.....................................................................
"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
........................................................................
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Hari Prem Malik Ji joke badiya hain........per is section me entry karan te pehle dekh to lete ki mote akshra me k likh rakha hai........ONLY JAAT JOKES.......
in e ne jaatu bhasha me likh dete........

 

[sanjeev_balyan]

Hari Prem Malik Ji joke badiya hain........per is section me entry karan te pehle dekh to lete ki mote akshra me k likh rakha hai........ONLY JAAT JOKES.......
in e ne jaatu bhasha me likh dete........

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भरपाई का आपणे खसम रळडू गैल कसूता रौळा हो-ग्या, अर रळडू घर छोड कै चल्या गया ।
जब रळडू कई दिन तक ना आया, तै भरपाई का छोरा सुन्डू आपणी मां तैं बोल्या - ए मां, मन्नैं तै इसा लागै सै कदे बाबू नै दूसरा ब्याह कर लिया हो अर कितै बाहर रहण लाग-ग्या हो"।
न्यूं सुण-कै भरपाई नै सुन्डू कै एक रहपटा मारा अर न्यूं बोल्ली - "कमीण, इतणा भूंडा बोल्या करैं, न्यूं भी तै हो सकै सै अक तेरा बाबू किसै ट्रक कै नीचै आ-ग्या हो !!"