A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying.
Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise
that there are no parachutes on the plane. Sardar being little boldthinks "saala marna tey haiga, why not try something".He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a
Parachute, and jumps out.Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute.
Seeing this, Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating.
Now Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too
starts floating. Now comes American's turn. Poor chap is wearing torn Bermudas and
a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties everything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly. On
the way to the ground he passes the
Muslim, who says "Allah tumhari khair kare". Another 1000 feet and
he passes the Pandit. Pandit says "Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare". Falling rapidly, he quickly passes the Sardarji.
Sardarji says "accha aey gul eh.....race lagani haigi, le phir".........
and leaves the turban.
A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to
place an advertisement announcing his father's death."The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - exclaimed the haryanavi.
"My father was 182 cms tall."
Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise
that there are no parachutes on the plane. Sardar being little boldthinks "saala marna tey haiga, why not try something".He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a
Parachute, and jumps out.Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute.
Seeing this, Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating.
Now Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too
starts floating. Now comes American's turn. Poor chap is wearing torn Bermudas and
a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties everything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly. On
the way to the ground he passes the
Muslim, who says "Allah tumhari khair kare". Another 1000 feet and
he passes the Pandit. Pandit says "Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare". Falling rapidly, he quickly passes the Sardarji.
Sardarji says "accha aey gul eh.....race lagani haigi, le phir".........
and leaves the turban.
A haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to
place an advertisement announcing his father's death."The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - exclaimed the haryanavi.
"My father was 182 cms tall."