Multiplications
Teacher : Ram, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Ram : You told me to do it without using tables.
An essay on cricket match
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Ganpatji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Biwi ko padhaunga
Ramesh : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Suresh : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo.
The plane Ride
Ramu traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
Ramu said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "